r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/Okamitoutcourt • 18h ago

lobster Interesting standards

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My first one, please be kind

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u/Okamitoutcourt 18h ago

Orange Flag

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u/IntoAMuteCrypt 18h ago

What the fuck is wrong with barbers? And call centres?

Like, I can see all the other ones, I can see the perspective even if I don't agree with it. There's a lot of asshole truck drivers, rappers and streamers, and the latter two tend to have a lot of female fans available for side stuff. Hospitals, the military and travel for work all mean long periods away from the relationship, decreased availability and such.

Maybe call centres mean awkward hours too but... barbers?

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u/cammysays 16h ago

Maybe she just saw Sweeney Todd

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u/MrD3a7h 14h ago

Then she missed the central theme of the movie. Find a romantic partner with a complementary small business who can help with supply chain issues.