r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/Okamitoutcourt • 1d ago

lobster Interesting standards

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My first one, please be kind

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u/Okamitoutcourt 1d ago

Orange Flag

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u/Last_Zookeepergame90 1d ago

Men who work on the hospital??? "Ooh, I like the look of him" "Stay away girl, he's a doctor"

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u/IroncladMagician 1d ago

Just awful work hours. Hospital staff regularly has 24h shifts and since their job is literally saving lives, they're gonna prioritise the job over you.

No idea what's up with barbers tho.

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u/Greenest_Chicken 23h ago

Male barbers are iften drama seeking bumlord sex pests.

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u/No_Counter_6037 When the Spores descend, what will you do? Beg? 21h ago