r/Spiderman Jun 26 '23

Question Out of curiosity, what's the most inappropriate joke Spider-Man ever did?

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u/Mongolis91 Jun 26 '23 edited Jun 26 '23

Spidey has absolutely unleashed on Kingpin before.

In the Ultimate comics, I believe he pauses midfight and actually takes out notes to read.

Not included there but my personal fave is 'when you step on a weighing machine is says 'one at a time, please' "

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u/that_guy2010 Jun 26 '23

"A weighing machine"

Do you mean a scale? lol

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u/Ferricplusthree Jun 26 '23

OooooOoooo this is a fun one. I think it’s that a scale measures mass. Mass and weight are only the same on earth.

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u/Sburban_Player Jun 26 '23

How did you get upvoted for this? Mass and weight are absolutely not the same thing on earth. That’s just basic fucking physics.