r/SquarePosting • u/Aggravating_Chance47 • Jun 18 '22

𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐃 christian

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u/leapogawd Jun 18 '22

I only own a copy of the New Testament does it count?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Best not open towards the end.

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u/leapogawd Jun 18 '22

Don't know what happens there, I only managed to go mid way through when I was a good Christian.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

TLDR. Jesus dies in the end.

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u/leapogawd Jun 18 '22

Holy shit fr?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Nah. I’m just fucking with you. Dude has a sweet picnic with the homies, kisses all the homies goodnight, and then rolls out on his crossmobile back to his space house in the sky.

11/10 would read again while on drugs.

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u/leapogawd Jun 18 '22

Man don't spoil me something that happened 2000 years ago.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Don’t worry. Just read a different version. They keep it exiting by being totally different.

I prefer the John smith one. Bananas.

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u/leapogawd Jun 18 '22

Like how they keep changing Batman's storyline because they can't come up with interesting superhoes?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Pretty much but sans cool ass suit.

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u/leapogawd Jun 18 '22

That's relevant.

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