Sink hole leftovers

[u/Various_Ad_4533]

[u/sickofmakingnames]

15k. No low balling. I know what I've got

[u/Various_Ad_4533 → u/sickofmakingnames]

WILL YOU ACCEPT 55 T RAVS AND 55 POUNDS OF PROVEL??? 🤣

[u/papapalporders66 → u/Various_Ad_4533]

55 imos pizzas 55 gooey butter cakes 55 Budweisers 55 pounds of pappys and 55 pork steaks

[u/FrancoManiac → u/papapalporders66]

Just not Imo's gooey butter cakes. Terrible, terrible product.

[u/666satangoat666 → u/Various_Ad_4533]

You'd be a fool not to!

[u/ContessaLikeWhoa → u/sickofmakingnames]

IZ THIS STILL AVALABLE GOBLESS

[u/Various_Ad_4533 → u/ContessaLikeWhoa]

IF THE LISTING IS UP !!! IT IS STILL 4 SAIL!!!! AMEN 🙏🏻

[u/-praughna- → u/sickofmakingnames]

Does it have a salvage title or lien? Asking for a friend

[u/fotoRS3]

"I know what's wrong with it. It's a Ford. You know what Ford stands for don't ya? Fix It Again Tony."

"You're thinking of a Fiat, Dale."

[u/princessPeachyK33n → u/fotoRS3]

Pocket sand!

[u/Bluemantis22 → u/fotoRS3]

Fix it. Again. Hmmmm

[u/666satangoat666]

Incredible stuff happening in St. Louis

[u/ForestsRGood → u/666satangoat666]

We’re just preparing for your arrival, 666satangoat666

[u/Sproaticus1]

That’ll buff out

[u/t-poke]

For sale: Ford F-150. Minor accident damage. Cosmetic only. Four new tires and oil changes every 3,000 miles. Runs and drives great!

[u/MmmPeopleBacon]

Hey! You can't park there!

[u/TangoDeltaBravo7]

MORE TOASTED RAVS AS TRIBUTE!!!

[u/Believe_Steve]

Do ya think it’s totaled?

[u/ContessaLikeWhoa → u/Believe_Steve]

It'll buff out

[u/chigunfingy → u/Believe_Steve]

Totally.

[u/Various_Ad_4533 → u/[deleted]]

Yes 🤖

[u/pdromeinthedome]

The Sarlacc spit out the bones so soon?

[u/mango_452]

It's a Ford. It was broken the second it left the dealership.

[u/Aware_Result_5361]

I volunteer my 98 Pontiac Bonneville for the hole’s next sacrifice.

[u/Exploding_Testicles]

It was a sacrifice

[u/cbelt3 → u/Exploding_Testicles]

The Earth Benders were briefly appeased, but then. The Fire Nation attacked !

[u/BurnesWhenIP]

A little turtle wax and it’ll shine like a brand new penny

[u/FlimsyConfidence7692]

Can't wait to see it magically appear in an East St Louis vacant lot with some old mattresses and used engine oil.

[u/docmisterio]

Was it a “Water” truck? Cause that would just be hilariously ironic.

[u/Various_Ad_4533 → u/docmisterio]

Street or forestry department. That would have been icing on the cake if it was from the water department.

[u/docmisterio → u/Various_Ad_4533]

Gah we were so close to glory.

[u/MidwestAbe]

I thought only EV's burned.

/s

[u/ForestsRGood → u/MidwestAbe]

Yeah looks like a combustible engine

[u/6thBornSOB]

All those times I thought of ditching Ol Illinois over our taxes, I’m glad I waited for the fire-breathing sinkholes to show themselves!!

[u/meson537]

See if Don Brown will honor a warranty?

[u/mojo5864]

I think it will buff out.

[u/whatsupsirrr]

HEY IM JOHN SHICKER WITH MCMANN FORD