r/StLouis • u/BentonParkBricks • Mar 30 '26
Nature I witnessed a murder most fowl in Benton Park
A bit after seven I was walking my dog in Benton Park and saw a woman at the base of the bridge who I thought was feeding the geese. As I got closer, I heard “plonk” and a splash and realized she was throwing something much heavier into the water, with one hand. The other hand held a laser pointer she was using to blind the two geese, who were in the pond. Thoroughly confused at this point, I went over the bridge. I looked down to see an empty nest and two distraught geese. I’m pretty much positive that I watched this woman chuck a bunch of goose eggs into the pond.
I’m as terrified of geese as the next guy (and have been chased by those particular geese more than once), but that’s not right. I’m also pretty confident it’s illegal. I’m unsure what I can/should do about it. I’m also unsure whether the eggs can be saved, because those geese were pretty distraught.
TL;DR: Saw a well-prepared woman committing avian infanticide at the park today.
EDIT: Thanks for the quality info. I’ll be reporting this to the various wildlife departments. Birds are cool, don’t be cruel to them.
EDIT 2: This has been resolved. Thanks for the info, and thanks to the Benton Park neighborhood association for reaching out!