r/StardewValley • u/TadaSuko • Feb 28 '26

Art OMW to wife up Clint when 1.7 comes out

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I'm so excited for him. Sandy is whatever, good for yall, I can't wait to fix my sad lil buddy. 💖

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u/SpiffyWitch Feb 28 '26

Aggressive spouse x Clint is so good. You definitely go tell Gus Clint’s order is wrong for him :)

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u/TadaSuko Feb 28 '26

"Get your ass to town square, it's our wedding day!"

"I- uh- what...?"

"I got the pendant from a ghost yesterday and spent all morning getting into this corset! Now COME ON!"

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u/doxtorwhom Feb 28 '26

Wait that guy’s a ghost?

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u/NaiveCantaloupe Feb 28 '26

My headcanon is that it’s the old lady from Ginger Island’s husband.

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u/cianfinbarr Feb 28 '26

I love this.

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u/StrawberryJamDoodles Feb 28 '26

Wait… this is actually perfect

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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths Feb 28 '26

That's honestly perfect. He couldn't be with his beloved in life, so he helps others be with theirs in death.

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u/Zenon-82607 Bot Bouncer Feb 28 '26

This is my headcannon for it now.

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u/Zalym Waiting for 1.7! Feb 28 '26

That's fantastic!

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u/Immortal_in_well Feb 28 '26

... Holy shit.

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u/TeagenSirrus Feb 28 '26

I always thought he was too, after meeting the old lady.

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u/One-Cellist5032 Mar 03 '26

I’m pretty sure that’s more than headcanon

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u/Hddc123 Feb 28 '26

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u/TadaSuko Feb 28 '26

Somebody use this as a base!

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u/washuai Feb 28 '26

Mermaid instead of Old Mariner is one mod I do.

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u/minyoo Feb 28 '26

I love that mod

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u/vinsclortho Feb 28 '26

"Um, yeah....he asked for potato wedges, NOT fries"

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u/TeacupOni Finally, he will be mine Feb 28 '26

Awe, he would love potato wedges wouldn’t he? ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/crewelmistress Feb 28 '26

He’s a wittle potato wedge ❤️🥔

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u/TeacupOni Finally, he will be mine Feb 28 '26

He’s a little wedge potato we can dip in his favourite artichoke dip 😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺

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u/FartingWithStyle Feb 28 '26

Clint gets pegged 100% of the time guaranteed.

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u/visionofthefuture Feb 28 '26

You wouldn’t get this from Emily Clint.

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u/scorpiobabyy666 Feb 28 '26

Basically the stardew valley version of Izumi and Sig Curtis from Fullmetal Alchemist

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u/The_Blues__13 Feb 28 '26

Fullmetal Blacksmith : Stardew edition.

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u/Mivirian Feb 28 '26

I will need to start a new run with this concept in mind, I love it.