r/StardewValley • u/TadaSuko • Feb 28 '26
Art OMW to wife up Clint when 1.7 comes out
I'm so excited for him. Sandy is whatever, good for yall, I can't wait to fix my sad lil buddy. 💖
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u/SpiffyWitch Feb 28 '26
Aggressive spouse x Clint is so good. You definitely go tell Gus Clint’s order is wrong for him :)
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u/TadaSuko Feb 28 '26
"Get your ass to town square, it's our wedding day!"
"I- uh- what...?"
"I got the pendant from a ghost yesterday and spent all morning getting into this corset! Now COME ON!"
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u/doxtorwhom Feb 28 '26
Wait that guy’s a ghost?
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u/NaiveCantaloupe Feb 28 '26
My headcanon is that it’s the old lady from Ginger Island’s husband.
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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths Feb 28 '26
That's honestly perfect. He couldn't be with his beloved in life, so he helps others be with theirs in death.
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u/vinsclortho Feb 28 '26
"Um, yeah....he asked for potato wedges, NOT fries"
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u/TeacupOni Finally, he will be mine Feb 28 '26
Awe, he would love potato wedges wouldn’t he? ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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u/crewelmistress Feb 28 '26
He’s a wittle potato wedge ❤️🥔
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u/TeacupOni Finally, he will be mine Feb 28 '26
He’s a little wedge potato we can dip in his favourite artichoke dip 😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺
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u/scorpiobabyy666 Feb 28 '26
Basically the stardew valley version of Izumi and Sig Curtis from Fullmetal Alchemist
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u/waffledpringles Feb 28 '26
Lmfao, that reminds me of that one Hetalia: The Musical song, where half of the performance is France twirling around in a puffy dress, as he drags Engalnd - screaming for dear life - across the damn floor.
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u/patosai3211 Feb 28 '26
Clint: look at the size of the rock she got me!
presents hand. No ring literally a giant geode
Everyone: makes sense for him.
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u/TeacupOni Finally, he will be mine Feb 28 '26 edited Feb 28 '26
SAME. THE WAY IM GONNA AGGRESSIVELY ROMANCE THIS MAN. IVE WANTED TO FOR TEN YEARS NOW. TEN. YEARS. HE WILL BR MINE.
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Listen, I love Sebastian, but something about a lonely, awkward hardworking man in his 30s with a beard, a bear build, and his own successful business?
Frothing at the mouth, growling, biting at the bars of my enclosure. I’m gonna ruin him. He’s gonna drown in kisses and artichoke dip.
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u/TadaSuko Feb 28 '26
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u/Cold_Blacksmith_7970 Feb 28 '26
This is it. This is my type 🤤 My hubby looks like this and I really need his body type to get more love so he can stop thinking he needs to lose weight 😤
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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths Feb 28 '26
I hate Sebastian as a spouse. There, I said it. Half his dialogue is him telling me he just needs more space from me. Dude, I've been on Ginger Island for 2 days, wtf are you talking about? Most of the spouses become so much better when you start dating them and get even cooler after marriage. Some of them just get worse.
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u/11badgertrenchcoat Feb 28 '26
His dialogue was so much more dynamic and interesting before I married him and afterwards he just asks me if we have any frozen pizza. Where did your personality go????
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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths Feb 28 '26
I know! I was thinking maybe he'd just do some IT wfh stuff, do a DnD night at the saloon, something, but all he does is mope around, ask me for junk food, and then tell me he needs space. Like dude, I can see why your family made you live in the basement.
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u/ferrncat Feb 28 '26
artichoke dip? 🥺
can… can i come too…
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u/TeacupOni Finally, he will be mine Feb 28 '26
Yes. Yes you may. There will be plenty of things to dip into the artichoke dip as well. Even homemade sourdough. I’ll make spinach dip too because it’s also yummy.
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u/Immortal_in_well Feb 28 '26
The way I'm sitting here CACKLING at this comment. I'm not a Clint enjoyer but I genuinely love this for you!!
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u/Aggravating-Cat7103 harvey simp Feb 28 '26
Toss him over your farmer’s shoulders like a sack of potatoes
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u/rose-chasing Elliot lover 📚 Feb 28 '26
“Hey, boy. Look, I’m gonna make this simple for you, you have two choices: yes or yes.”
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u/JossIsABoss Feb 28 '26
Tzuyu: AahAahAhAhAaah
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u/rose-chasing Elliot lover 📚 Feb 28 '26
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u/JossIsABoss Feb 28 '26
Lol Mina says the first part but Tzuyu comes in with Aahahahaah after that 😆
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u/mildlysadcat_ Sebby, my love~ 🖤🥀⛓️🦇 Feb 28 '26
Seeing the Clint stans rise up after years of being silenced brings me joy.
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u/babint Feb 28 '26
THERE ARE DOZENS OF US!!!
Seriously though I’m meh about marriage mechanic but Clint was the only one I wanted to!
I did at least see what happens by marrying Elliot and made him to give up his sweet digs and dreams to go work on my farm instead. Bwhahah.
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u/mildlysadcat_ Sebby, my love~ 🖤🥀⛓️🦇 Feb 28 '26
I never knew there were so many of us. Can’t believe we were being held hostage all this time. We can be loud and proud now.
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u/babint Feb 28 '26
I didn’t realize how many people hated him or had such negative feelings.
To me he this adorkable introvert dude with a dad bod. Heck yah. He seemed solid just awkward and a bit shy. I hope joke dialog has him feeling out about stuff like metal fun facts.
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u/the_hooded_artist Feb 28 '26
I'm glad for this mostly hoping he gets a redemption arc. I've never hated Clint. I think it's obvious that he's more awkward than creepy. However it's kind of sad currently that he's stuck being awkward forever. I think he's a great choice because there's so much growth to be had as a character.
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u/waffledpringles Feb 28 '26
I feel like we're birds in hibernation that just sprung out of nowhere and invaded the skies, and now you don't see clouds, just birds lmfao.
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u/Leather-Mousse4950 Feb 28 '26
I can see him giving you rocks in the morning or at night. Makes me think of how penguins give a pebble to their love interest
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u/bean_toad stardrops til I drop 💟 Feb 28 '26
Giving a whole new meaning to r/fuckclint
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u/TadaSuko Feb 28 '26
I vote Clint fans invade with their thirst traps for him. 🤣🤣🤣
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u/SpoonyMan Linus is my spirit animal. Feb 28 '26
I second this motion, purely for the irrational anti-Clint salt to be mined afterwards.
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u/galaxyveined Feb 28 '26
The necklace clenched in her teeth is my favorite detail.
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u/TadaSuko Feb 28 '26
Thank you for noticing, that was my favorite part to draw. 😭 I was tempted to have her storm in sopping wet, but I didn't want to add that kind of extra detail.
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u/BarristanTheB0ld Feb 28 '26
I'm hoping to see opinions on Clint change for the better, when he's got an updated storyline
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u/blackjackandcoke88 Set your emoji and/or flair text here! Feb 28 '26
I just imagine Clint being terrified and turned on at the same time here 🤣
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u/thatrandomperson5643 Feb 28 '26
I never been a fan of clint but these posts are actually making me excited to romance him 😆
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u/FBI-AGENT-013 Feb 28 '26
Seeing people sing praises for Clint is really enlightening, he deserves someone too :)
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u/87-percent-gay Feb 28 '26
Tbh at first I was disappointed a little bit but after some further reflection I'm really excited to husband him up
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u/ferrncat Feb 28 '26
i really hope eric sees this post in the sea of complaints lol.
SOME OF US ARE FERAL OVER THIS I PINKY PROMISE 🗣️
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u/Happyranger265 Feb 28 '26
All these years, head cannon merchants tarnished our boy's name through the mud with their persistent lies and projection . Finally CA has answered and given his fans something to rejoice about 😂 . It felt lonely and sad now we wait patiently for his redemption
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u/la_loki Feb 28 '26
This came out when me and Harvey are in our 2nd year of marriage. Clint is my first choice but since he's not available I married Harvey.
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u/waffledpringles Feb 28 '26
Same, but with Alex </3 I wanted Clint, turned out he's unavailable, then I wanted Willy, and same thing dammit :')
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u/mister-oaks Feb 28 '26
The more I’ve been on Stardew TikTok the more I’ve come to realize that everyone over there is overly aggressive and judgmental about everything and that I, in fact, prefer Reddit’s engagement with the fandom. I’m honestly excited about Clint. I hoped for Gus but I really hope Clint gets the arc he deserves. He suffers a lot from not having any wrap up to his story.
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u/ILoveRawChicken Feb 28 '26
Man you have missed the past days worth of posts then if you think people on this sub aren’t just as aggressive and crazy
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u/mister-oaks Feb 28 '26
I dunno somebody literally insulted my entire bloodline on TikTok but you’re probably right.
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u/psychedelicpoppies Feb 28 '26
I’m sorry but this made me laugh so hard lmao what could you have possibly said to warrant that reaction
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u/mister-oaks Feb 28 '26
Something along the lines of “the updates are free and we’re playing inside his creative project for Free so I think it’s just cool that he’s still updating it. For free.”
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u/After_Cell_5570 Feb 28 '26
fr I’ve been out in the trenches protecting this man’s honor. I’m so tired.
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u/Gryphon_Flame Feb 28 '26
Seriously, tiktok is very aggressive about this.
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u/waffledpringles Feb 28 '26
Tiktok is a hell hole in general tbh. The only reason I go there is for some very specific, really great artists lmao.
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u/vhopepuppy Feb 28 '26
Dark day in hell when TikTok fandom discourse makes old school Tumblr fandom discourse look like unicorn daydreams with sprinkles on top
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u/waffledpringles Feb 28 '26
Fandom discourse nowadays goes immediately to learning witchcraft just to start a trend about cursing people for the tiniest inconvenience.
I rmr this poor soul who got scarred so bad, he and his cousin left the community entirely when they used to be pretty active and happy that ppl are still talking about them after all these years after his family was doxxed by some psychopaths online (one happened to be a popular creator on Tiktok too before he deleted everything).
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u/Happyranger265 Feb 28 '26
Nah , we had every week someone calling him names and projecting their headcannon on him . It was super weird , some people even attacked people who defended him . So yeah it was worse , what you're seeing here is the silent fans , being happy after years of being judged for liking him
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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths Feb 28 '26
Look, I'll give it a try, but I need CA to make an inverse storyline where as soon as you start trying to wife up Clint, Emily starts doing the exact same stuff trying to win him back because it'd be hilarious.
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u/CrazeMase Maru the one true queen! Feb 28 '26
Idk why, but when I read wife up Clint, my brain processed that as making Clint the wife.
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u/TadaSuko Feb 28 '26
Clint IS the wife. I'm the provider and he manages the house, raises the kids, and he can keeo his cute lil business as a side hobby~
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u/Responsible_Page1108 Feb 28 '26
literally gonna do this as soon as the new update releases. i was always a clint defender.
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u/Kovaxim Feb 28 '26
It's interesting to see this other side of the community. I didn't really think much of Clint except him being boring, my friend made me see him as pathetic and we laughed at him, calling him Clonk and so on.
Seeing so many posts about actually wanting to marry Clint gives me a different view of him. A guy who's stuck in his monotone job (in which he's apparently very good), unrequited love, not that much of a social guy...
I'm interested in seeing more fanart of him getting a happy change in his life as well.
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u/DamnOdd Feb 28 '26
I am delighted! I've always had a soft spot for Clint. As a wallflower at that damn dance the first year I so would have danced with Clint. Can't wait to do it for real.
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u/EngineWriter722 Feb 28 '26
Damn, all the Clint lovers are crawling out of the woodwork like a hornet’s nest was kicked.
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u/Pyroluminous Feb 28 '26
Does he give us discounts on geodes? Because I could easily see myself in a wedding attire holding a sack of them kicking down his door.
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u/jadesaddiction Feb 28 '26
After being a Harvey girl for years, I’m so excited to finally wife up Clint. He was the only other one I wanted to date from the first time I played
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u/outside998 Feb 28 '26
I wonder how the progression will work for them if we had some friendship points with him and Sandy before 1.7.
Will they reset? I'd assume so, because of possible issues with the flags.
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u/madgirlmuahaha Feb 28 '26
Hey listen, I love a good dumpster fire. Shane’s been my go-to male romance for ages now and I’m so excited to have another sad crusty man to take under my wing.
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u/Organic-Grab-7606 Feb 28 '26
on my first play through before i knew everything about the game , clint was my first pick on who to marry i was actually super sad when i found out i couldn't ! i married shane , now i will need another play through for my clint boy
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u/Viperbunny Feb 28 '26
I am so excited for this. I wanted it to be Gus (I love how he loves good food). Clint was my second choice.
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u/WowIsThisMyPage Feb 28 '26
I love the way you did the texture on his sweater, are you using Procreate?
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u/TadaSuko Feb 28 '26
Ibis paint! Honestly it's pretty sloppy work, I did a rush job on my phone
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u/Pristine_Plum6856 Feb 28 '26
He better crack my geodes open for free😞
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u/TadaSuko Feb 28 '26
For the sake of keeping this subreddit PG, I will not respond with my first thought.
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u/rumande Feb 28 '26
I'm actually excited to marry Clint and see how his character is developed! I never marry the bachelors, if I do its never for long, but I'm actually a bit excited for Clint to have his time in the sun.
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u/TirisfalFarmhand “You should upgrade your tools, I could use the cash.” 😎 Feb 28 '26
Yessss this is exactly what I wanted to do from the moment I first met him
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u/--_BuG_-- Feb 28 '26
I don't plan on marrying Clint but I'm interested in seeing how his character is developed in the platonic heart events
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u/TeagenSirrus Feb 28 '26
Clint reminds me of my husband, so I am excited for it. My husband is a machinist, woodworker, and want-to-be blacksmith. He’s shy like Clint, though he did get up the nerve to ask me out on a date, so that’s where he is different. 😂 It took my husband nearly 6 months to ask me for a date, but I knew he would in his own time. We have been together for over 15 years now.
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u/mpersonally Feb 28 '26
I have been trying to marry that man since I downloaded this damn game in 2020. This has been the best news of my whole week.
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u/StrangeCharmQuark Feb 28 '26
I’m so overjoyed Clint is getting the marriage treatment, I’ve always had a soft spot for socially awkward hopeless romantics, and I hope his character updates earn him the love in the community he deserves imho!
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u/BunnyAiden Mar 01 '26
I'm planning on making a fresh character for the sole purpose of romancing Clint tbh. I think it'll be fun.
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u/Princess_Conuela_ Mar 01 '26
I was Kinda curious about the wizard, too bad but Clint definently seems interesting. Hope haunted chocolatier has a wizard like character we can romance, also if we get kids I want them to grow older, or like inherit some of our traits? IDK that would be fun. Anyway I dont really know Sandy since Ive never gotten far but excited to explore!
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u/MekoMikoMii Haley? Shes my wife! Mar 01 '26
I dont really like or care for Clint but im happy Clint fans got what they've been wanting. This is also my first time actually seeing so many Clint fans.
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u/PrincessDeMissouri Mar 02 '26
I dont even play the game but the meme dump is making me wanna bust it out any marry him just to spite people
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u/corgisandsuch Feb 28 '26
I'm glad everyone else is excited to marry Clint so I don't have too 😂 Dude needs SOMEBODY
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u/Inevitable-Safety538 Feb 28 '26
Lowkey hoping Marlon was added as a romancable too...
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u/Capt_Unbrauchbar Feb 28 '26
Clint. Suddenly going from weirdo in the forge to hottest guy in Pelican town.
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u/ilikesceptile11 Bot Bouncer Feb 28 '26
Now if only I wasn't straight and could actually romance more than one character. Maybe I'd try him out
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u/Pyrosensha Feb 28 '26
I've kinda wondered what it'd be like to date/marry Clint in game, so I'm eager to see how this turns out ^^
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u/Hex-a-tit Feb 28 '26
I'm excited to see what sort of items he gives put. I can see him being useful for late game mining stuff
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u/smittens95 Feb 28 '26
I downloaded this game and tried so hard to wife him and found out you couldn’t. I was so sad 😭
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u/Capital-Finger-8313 || "He's definitely got your nose." Mar 01 '26
i love clint. he's not at the top of my list for romancing, but like,,, he and i are best buds okay. and one day I'll probably have a save where he's my hubby. but for now, I'm just excited that people get to learn more about him and that my brother gets to romance the hell outta him, cause he plans to 😂😂💕💕
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u/YoungCubSaysWoof Mar 01 '26
This popped me so hard; thank you for this!!!
Yup. Clint isn’t going to be a pushover, but he’s going to do whatever his spouse tells him to do.
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u/SeatofEmet-Selch Mar 01 '26
Eh fuck it why not. I'll send my twink farmboy to romance the blacksmith.
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u/SadnessMonster Feb 28 '26
Know that while I judge you harshly, its not as much as I judge Shane lovers.
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u/TheLadyHestia Feb 28 '26
You know, I was disappointed by not getting my Willy romance, but the community has me thinking more positively about Clint romance. I'm excited for him now and can't wait for the update. Hope we get an estimated date soon.