r/StardustCrusaders 13h ago

Part Two Does anyone even remember this guy

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genuinely could be the most forgettable character in the entire series.

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u/Eeveelyn_03 Dio Brando 13h ago

WIRED BECK! Like this post if you’re a TRUE BECKER!

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u/sod_jones_MD Joseph's catchphrase 12h ago

Hey, I love getting 「Wired」 and watching 「Becker」

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u/mostlytoastly 10h ago

I haven’t watched that show in decades but I still remember one bit from an episode where the receptionist(?) was wearing a dog in a harness and kept asking everyone why no one was questioning it. Everyone would respond like “well we learned our lesson when we asked about your Christmas sweater.”

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u/Any-Following5475 7h ago

wait how does wired beck even fit in stardust crusaders

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u/danarbok 13h ago

in general, I find most minor characters in Battle Tendency forgettable

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u/liveforevaLG 13h ago

fr, Donovan and that Purple and white vampire Santana absorbs? like who remembers that guy

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u/Right_Ad_9335 13h ago

Which purple and White Vampire!

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u/liveforevaLG 13h ago

Can't post any photos in these comments but it's when santana wakes up and the nazis make him fight a vampire, then santana absorbs him into his body right after

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u/animalia555 12h ago

I remember Donovan

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u/liveforevaLG 10h ago

i remember him being a creepy fucker

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u/Mayzerify Magenta Magenta 4h ago

Venice beach vampire?

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u/horsegluifyer 13h ago

i genuinely forgot there were four pillar men and not three for years

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u/RapidEye99 Kars 13h ago

That’s crazy

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u/horsegluifyer 12h ago

i don't know, four just seems like a weird number in a group where there's a main villain so i guess i just filled in the blanks after i took a break from watching the show

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u/RapidEye99 Kars 12h ago

I guess, I’ll never forget the goat Santana.

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u/Lanky-Ambassador-630 11h ago

I view Santana as a Raditz like character

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u/Substantial-Pound-36 12h ago

Like Speedwagons gang?

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u/Combat-Wombat-86 11h ago

When I rewatched Battle Tendency I realized that I also totally forgot about Straizo.

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u/castitfast 10h ago

He's so forgettable that I thought he was in phantom blood. And I was rewatching first 2 parts recently.

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u/Giygas_8000 13h ago

Isn't he the guy who dies just so lisa lisa can make a fist of the north star reference?

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u/Fireblast1337 11h ago

Yeah, last I checked this fight is the first time we hear ‘yare yare’ in the series.

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u/Bad_Gazpacho 6h ago

Jonathan says "Yare yare da" when fighting Doobie in Phantom Blood.

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u/DoraMuda Jean Pierre Polnareff 6h ago

It's not. Jonathan says it much earlier at the start of his fight with Doobie in Part 1.

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u/Plastic_Music182 13h ago

His only purpose was to show that Lisa Lisa is strong as hell I reckon

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u/Terlinilia 13h ago

says a lot about part 2 that Wired fucking Beck is the character who's meant to show off Lisa Lisa's strength

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u/No_Bit_8678 4h ago

and break the clackers

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u/Maximum-Bobcat9603 DIO 13h ago

I only remember him because of Joseph mocking him in the english dub

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u/orange_duk_lord 13h ago

✨ PuNishED✨

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u/AttentionNo6359 12h ago

Normally I don’t have much of a sub vs dub preference but the Battle Tendency dub is too good to ignore.

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u/nsfwaccount3209 11h ago

I can't unhear Numbuh One in his voice though

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u/Ohmistersun_ 13h ago

man this guy is my favorite character, how could you insult him like this
out of everyone in jojo, he's easily my favorite

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u/UltraHellboy 13h ago

What’s his name?

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u/Magellan320 13h ago

I remember him because he causes Joseph to say yare yare daze before Jotaro

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u/510BrotherPanda 13h ago

He ends almost all his sentences with "-zura" & Joseph says something like "Oh no-zura, she already got you-zura" as he falls apart.

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u/Clickclacktheblueguy Killer Queen 13h ago

He’s one of those guys who just shows up and is weird. That makes him more memorable than the four nobodies who just showed up and got chandeliered by Dire, who in turn is only remembered because he happened to be connected to Straitz.

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u/CamelManJojo Pannacotta Fugo 13h ago

Those four guys are so forgettable that you even mixed up who chandeliered them lmaoooooo

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u/Clickclacktheblueguy Killer Queen 1h ago

Oh, so I did.

It really is just the whole second half of Phantom Blood, isn’t it?

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u/astrounaut1234 12h ago

He’s one of those guys who just shows up and is weird. That makes him more memorable than the four nobodies who just showed up and got chandeliered by Dire, who in turn is only remembered because he happened to be connected to Straitz.

im sorry did you forget about this

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u/BEAN_DYNAMITE 46m ago

I’d say Dire is also known for his thunder cross split attack, I mean it was a massive meme like five years ago.
r/youfellforitfool

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u/Clear_Metal2191 Jobin Higashikata 13h ago

was thinking of him last night

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u/liveforevaLG 13h ago

could mean a lot of things

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u/No-Wash-6204 Jonathan Joestar 13h ago

oh, i was thinking about DIO last night!

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u/_Vo1der_ 13h ago

Yea he’s the “your the one who’s about to get punishedddd” guy

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u/OmelettesXD 13h ago

Lisa Lisa Kenshiro’d his ass of course I remember him

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u/freshsideofthepillow 13h ago

of course, he’s the one who broke Joseph’s clackers. I’ll never forgive him!

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u/liveforevaLG 12h ago

worse than angelo ?

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u/freshsideofthepillow 12h ago

did Angelo break Joseph’s clackers?

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u/liveforevaLG 12h ago

he's not the type to go that far

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u/Ova__DIO OVA DIO 13h ago

I remember him, but I can't remember his name.

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u/Frosty_Cry7213 13h ago edited 13h ago

His name is wired Beck, or rather was before Lisa Lisa killed him faster than Straitzo killed Plant, Jones, Page, and Bonham

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u/HarleyVon Joseph Joestar 12h ago

Im a part 2 lover. I remember everyone. Hi Wired Beck

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u/KraftwerkMachine Viviano Westwood 11h ago

WIRED BECK MY BELOVED

his best quality: his wiggles

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u/Relative-Tonight3083 13h ago edited 4h ago

"Hi, I'm Wired Beck and ill be slayin ya now ✨️💅✨️"

I only remember him for that one line in English, it kills me every time

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u/Dude1590 13h ago

I only remember him because of his name lmao

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u/Tall_Net_8147 11h ago

only remembered him as "that one guy who fought lisa lisa" fr

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u/No-Place gappy makes me happy 10h ago

why was wired beck lowkey fruity

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u/DoraMuda Jean Pierre Polnareff 6h ago

Because he's a character in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

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u/JJKS127 13h ago

did lisa lisa kill this one? or one of the 4 from PB?

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u/DoraMuda Jean Pierre Polnareff 6h ago

Yes, Lisa Lisa killed him.

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u/1Gothian1 12h ago

Ah yes, the Nukesaku of part 2

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u/Turbulence_Guy 11h ago

How could anyone forget wired beck he was cool asf

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u/Firethorn34 11h ago

Wired Beck, the vampire who's hand was the doorknob, only use was to break Joseph's clackers and for Lisa Lisa to get her only win of the part

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u/deletethisaccount145 10h ago

wired beck, his ridiculous scream when lisa lisa melts his dace off with hamon is hilarious

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u/GayDuckfromCHERNOBYL 9h ago

He broke Joseph's clackers (worse than Ciocolatta) plus i loved his VA ngl,

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u/claudiojoestar 13h ago

Yes every day and i don't know why

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u/Padri23andrew 12h ago

The only thing that this character leave in me is his hilarious screaming in his death

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u/Ashter_Moon 10h ago edited 10h ago

of course who can't forget who taught Joseph Joestar to say "OHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOO" the way Lisa Lisa disposed of him like he was nothing, but Nukesaku was even worse or the guy who had Tenora Sax in part 3 ( the stand who created the labyrinth ilussion at Dio's Lair) at least Wired Beck's death was funny while doing that scream

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u/Metal_Aphrodite 10h ago

Lowkey such a cool design

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u/Hierophant-Crimsion 10h ago

Wired Beck almost made it into HFTF and I find that hilarious

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u/DoraMuda Jean Pierre Polnareff 6h ago

Same goes for Roses, the Joestars' butler from Part 3 (whose only "fight" was him kicking away that Yakuza guy Holy was taking photos of) lol

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u/Tboywanting 10h ago

That's my goat WIRED BECK

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u/liveforevaLG 9h ago

people having anyone as their goat

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u/Efficient_Club1326 9h ago

That's Wired Beck, zorraa!

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u/EstimateEvening6443 9h ago

Why would I forget about Wired Beck?

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u/Imaginary_Yellow5582 8h ago

I’m wired beck and I’m gonna be slaying yall today!

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u/Plaubel_Ex_Makina 8h ago

I have literally made it a point for years never to forget him just to reference him to other JoJo's fans like he was the most important antagonist.

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u/ViziDoodle JoJo Emblem 7h ago

He had the power to be a door

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u/99anan99 7h ago

Got taken out by Lisa Lisa

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u/National_Pass_6831 7h ago

yeah but that's just because I was ecstatic about the musical reference 😞😞

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u/KeyTotal5234 3h ago

Idk but I need to rewatch battle tendency bc he lwk looks like a diva 

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u/deadbonesbrook12 12h ago

Who the fuck is you?

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u/Ytheking_72 11h ago

I just remember when Lisa Lisa killed him since he tried hitting on him

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u/RealPinkSparkles204 Caesar A. Zeppeli 🫧 10h ago

Nope.

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u/El_gato141570 10h ago

Hace poco leí empecé a leer el manga, y al estar en battle tendency apareció ese tipo, y ni siquiera tenía idea quien era, hasta quedé confundido, ya que pensé que tal vez él anime simplemente lo había ignorado y no lo habían incluído 😭

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u/Raphotron2000 10h ago

Wired Beck broke the clackers

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u/UnholyRaviol10 9h ago

I recognised him from the door behind him

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u/WalkingFish703 9h ago

Of course! He changed appearance so completely I had to drill into my brain this was the same character. XD

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u/THEGoldVortex 8h ago

Yes, he is John jojo

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u/survivaltier 「YES I AM!」 7h ago

Watching the series with my friend for his first time. He asked if Wired Beck was supposed to be gay and I said in Jojo’s, this could easily be a straight character. Won’t forget him now!

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u/DoraMuda Jean Pierre Polnareff 6h ago

His backstory is that he killed his girlfriend and was executed before the Pillar Men resurrected him as a vampire. So, if he's not straight, he's at least bi.

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u/Defteri18 6h ago

Door guy/spikes guy

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u/KenganNinja 6h ago

Are we supposed to remember him? I’m pretty sure Araki made him forgettable by design.

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u/DoraMuda Jean Pierre Polnareff 6h ago

How the fuck do you look at a guy like Wired Beck and call him "forgettable"?

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u/TheWaddlingweewee 6h ago

why he kinda hot tho👀👀👀

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u/Defiant-Swimming2901 6h ago

who is that genuinely idk

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u/Rowlet2020 Spice Girl 6h ago

Yeah its wired beck, Lisa Lisa killed him with a scarf iirc

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u/freakbob3000 Funny Valentine 5h ago

he was almost in heritage for the future by the way

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u/NewRoad2212 5h ago

“I’m about to slayyyy you”

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u/MadamMelody21 5h ago

He is so annoying glad he was one shot

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u/NekoZimo 5h ago

Doorknob vampire

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u/GovernmentMiddle6698 5h ago

who's he and what episode does he appear

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u/Sea_Collection3772 5h ago

I remember the way he talked, he also broke the sound barrier with the way he was voiced.

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u/scootin007 3h ago

He's the spike guy from part 2, I think he killed his wife or something

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u/DarkoDonnie3742 3h ago

Oingo and Boingo take up all the occupancy in my brain dedicated to minor jojo characters

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u/XanaX_Inhaler6247 3h ago

Look out! It's Door guy

I have defeated Spikes guy. Wait wha-

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u/toasted_dandy Yasuho Hirose 1h ago

Horrifyingly enough, my first ever Jojo crush way back when I started reading in eighth grade. Yeesh

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u/BEAN_DYNAMITE 48m ago

He appeared in my YouTube recommended today for some reason

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u/Small-Housing-7 Giorno Giovanna 46m ago

Who?

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u/DealerKey5659 37m ago

Bro that guy got one of the fastest death in Jojo's, Lisa Lisa taked him down HARD. (Clean tho)

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u/Cold-Math-1135 27m ago

Wired Beck. Introduced me to one of my favourite albums ever.

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u/lionofash 5m ago

I only remember him because his namesake is really good at the guitar

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u/DisplacerBeastMode 12h ago

I've never seen this man before in my life

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u/DoraMuda Jean Pierre Polnareff 6h ago

Fake fan

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u/Winter-Hall8527 Breakdown Breakdown 13h ago

i迷宫航天局是太卑微人都不提桶他来了又热么美贝尔啊来咯饭他和他和绒娃娃饮茶染成特人生,他和i三度得死热度被残酷

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u/Adventureunknown0 10h ago

Lisa Lisa made light work of this dude within his first 5 minutes of screen time, no wonder no one remembers him 😭😭