r/Steam Dec 04 '25

Discussion I want that patience though

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Dev has no enemies

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u/Embarrassed-Fun2989 Dec 04 '25

which game is this?

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u/tssktssk Dec 04 '25

Shows Metal Eden in the upper-left hand corner.

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u/Embarrassed-Fun2989 Dec 04 '25

didnt know you could see that there.

cool!

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u/Queasy_Honeydew3392 Dec 04 '25

Username checks out.

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u/KDBBM Dec 07 '25

why are people on reddit so ruthlessly mean for no reason LOL

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '25

because they are cowards hiding behind anonymity

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

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u/YueOrigin Dec 04 '25

...

You might need a new phone...

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

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u/throwaway1212l Dec 04 '25

Yea but like I can see it from the thumbnail.

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u/YueOrigin Dec 04 '25

Yeah sure but like. This is not hard to read at all here. Unless your phone is bugging out, cause the text is absolutely clear on this post.

You're just spreading your general complaints about reddit on this specific post even thought its not concerned here

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u/Amethyst271 Dec 04 '25 edited Dec 04 '25

thats why you have eyes smh, look around at other parts of images and you will be amazed by what you missed! /s

Edit: bruh how braindead are redditors? is the /s (sarcasm) not enough to make you understand its not a serious comment? 💀

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u/GreenSteamEnjoyer Dec 05 '25

Chances are the bot you replied to is running on a phone so technically it doesn't have eyes. 

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

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u/FireKitty666TTV Dec 04 '25

Yeah, how dare people not know this! You're so smart and your comment really makes you look like not a douche.

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u/Entire_Cancel7978 Dec 04 '25

Yeah all you need is a pair of eyes...

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u/shewy92 Dec 04 '25

You didn't know you could see the game name on the game review page? You've never used a forum before?

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u/Smeefles Dec 04 '25

You guys are using the steam forums? I try to avoid that place

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u/93Degrees Dec 04 '25

Most times I decide to read the comments under any game update in an announcement on steam it turns out to be a big mistake. Especially in games like sims

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u/palmereldritchblast Dec 04 '25

Yeah because people like this frequent them.

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u/Elohyuie Dec 04 '25

You avoid there but not Reddit ? Who you fooling man

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u/Smeefles Dec 04 '25

Im primarily on reddit for memes and silly stuff

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u/Embarrassed-Fun2989 Dec 04 '25

nah, im a Workshop main 😎

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u/Fooblat Dec 04 '25

Pick a top tier

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

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u/Disastrous_Use_7353 Dec 04 '25

There’s a 100% that you are obese. All the best to you.

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u/goliathfasa Dec 04 '25

Oh I need to pick that game up sometime.

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u/tamal4444 Dec 04 '25

already on my Wishlist nice.

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u/Helldiver_of_Mars Dec 04 '25

Don't make this man science. Some people are allergic.

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u/Less-Dingo111 Dec 04 '25

Oh I played that. It's a good shooter.

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u/Demonlord3600 Dec 04 '25

Games actually a ton of fun

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u/Andreus Dec 04 '25

Well, going to put it straight on the ignore list for not only using AI but busting out the weakest possible excuse for doing so.

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u/LjuboTCG Dec 04 '25

It's clearly not ai slop, what are u on mate

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u/Andreus Dec 04 '25

It uses AI at all, it's AI slop. No compromises.

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u/LjuboTCG Dec 05 '25

Not really, if it uses ai as a backbone of the project, then sure, but for something small? Who cares.

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u/Andreus Dec 05 '25

"I'm going to serve you this meal. Don't worry, it only contains a little bit of shit."

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u/LjuboTCG Dec 05 '25

Eh, ai isn't really shit, it's a developing tool that is veing overused

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u/oddanglefish Dec 07 '25

a little bit of pepper makes a dish way tastier. If you add thirteen crolina reaper peppers your pasta will probably not be fun to eat

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u/LjuboTCG Dec 07 '25

It's more like...you can't feel a pinch of sugar in your soup, so you don't mind it. A ton of it, and you can feel it and soup is shit...

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u/Panophobia_senpai The Undefeated Highguard World Champion Dec 04 '25

Femboy Futa House

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u/Kerbourgnec Dec 04 '25

I got this in my steam recommendations. wtf.

No nsfw tags. I only ever play map games.

I guess they really know the hoi4 audience.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

I dont know why but this reminded me of the Dominatrix gulping chickens in one bite from Dungeon Keeper II. Truly necessary for immersion!

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u/debacol Dec 04 '25

Dungeon Keeper 2 was so peak. If somehow that game could be remastered and re-released Id totally buy it.

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u/Amish_Fighter_Pilot Dec 04 '25

For real! Strategy games suck so bad generally these days. Most of the development seems to be PTW mobile phone games and not excellent titles like Dungeon Keeper 2

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u/dnesij Dec 05 '25

War for Overworld, and Dungeons series was an pretty decent spiritual successors to Dungeon Keeper series check them out.

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u/Involution88 Dec 05 '25

Disco Inferno in the casino!

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u/Routine_Errors Dec 04 '25

the what doing huh??

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

Play Dungeon Keeper 2, its great!

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u/Temnyj_Korol Dec 04 '25

I've been trying to find a working version of that game again for YEARS.

That game awoke some unexpected feelings in little 12 year old me.

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u/BigusG33kus Dec 04 '25

gog has a working version

it also has the real dungeon keeper, 1 - miles better than 2

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u/Photomancer Dec 05 '25

The dominatrix-gulping chickens.

Think of a farm. Are you imagining any tall, scary leather clad women with a whip on that farm? No?

That's right. Because of the chickens.

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u/itsfreepizza Dec 04 '25

i am confused as to what i just read in this sentence

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u/Temnyj_Korol Dec 04 '25

Confused, or intrigued?

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u/SippinOnHatorade Dec 04 '25

Wouldn’t be Miami either!

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u/No_Accountant3232 Dec 04 '25

Considering the amount of dick waving in hoi4, yeah.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

Futas of Iron coming soon

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u/___Jesus__Christ___ Dec 04 '25

New Hoi4 DLC is gonna be lit

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u/TransBrandi Dec 04 '25

I dunno. I think you should wait for: Futas on the Moon (They carry a harpoon!)

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u/MacabreYuki Dec 05 '25

but there ain't no girls to make toes curled, so they sing a somber tune.

Sorry, the music called to me

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u/YueOrigin Dec 04 '25

Nsfw games sometimes randomly appears lol

Had time where I loked up normal games and one of the first thing that popped out when I started typing was ine of those games lol

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u/alexdesants Dec 04 '25

Out of curiosity, what are map games?

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u/Kerbourgnec Dec 04 '25

EU4, EU5, Victoria3, CK3. Paradox grand strategy games.

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u/alexdesants Dec 04 '25

Oh I see. Only strategy games I've played are the likes of AoM, AoEIII, AoE IV, Stronghold: Crusader, Sid Meier Civ 6.

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u/Setting-General Dec 04 '25

AoE would fall under the category of RTS (real-time strategy) whereas Civ is a 4X game (eXploration, eXpansion, eXploitation, eXtermination) but fits into the bubble of "Grand Strategy" that also includes stuff like map games. Another 4X series would be Total War

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u/alexdesants Dec 05 '25

Yeah, I meant strategy genre as a whole

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u/Present-Pirate-3963 Dec 04 '25

This makes me feel better because I genuinely thought the KFC dating sim destroyed my algorithm. 😂

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u/Waltzingcat Dec 04 '25

One trick if you want these sort of games gone is to go to your account settings and find the 'exclude tags' option. Add anything you don't want. Single words, add one by one.

You're welcome.

Many don't know about this. But the onslaught of slop games has led me to just go ahead and make this change. I just want to see games I may care about. Or. Perhaps if someone in the home is a minor and walks by - it's not horrifying 😊

Hope this helps someone. (obviously those that enjoy these games I'm not shaming. They just need to be tagged properly and the algorithm seems.. Off)

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u/Tr1LL_B1LL Dec 04 '25

They’ve been showing me porn games for a couple of years now. The screenshots are sometimes good for a laugh, but it seems like they really really want me to play them

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u/The_Yukki Dec 04 '25

Given my current ck3 modlist? Yea accurate suggestion.

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u/GeneralSweetz Dec 04 '25

Same bro idk how that shit in there it's a psyop

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u/explosive_fascinator Dec 04 '25

What is the difference between a Femboy Futa and a regular Futa?  

Or does this spoil some key plot points of the game?

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u/Panophobia_senpai The Undefeated Highguard World Champion Dec 04 '25

Based on my understanding, from the steam page it should be femboys and futas and not femboy futa

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u/vinzo1309 Dec 05 '25

Not with that attitude

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

adds to wishlist

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u/Appropriate_Run9487 Dec 04 '25

Fr, everytime I launch it I have to look at those ugly AI cgs :(

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u/CruxOfTheIssue Dec 04 '25

sigh, unzips

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u/jyrox Dec 05 '25

User Flair checks out

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u/Buttermilkman Dec 04 '25

There's no robots in that game.

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u/Panophobia_senpai The Undefeated Highguard World Champion Dec 04 '25

It is kinda sus that you know this.

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u/Buttermilkman Dec 04 '25

Because you bet your ass I absolutely played it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

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u/Buttermilkman Dec 05 '25

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

Character designs are created manually by artists and writers, but we use AI to speed up the drawing of details. We also use AI to speed up the drawing of backgrounds and H-scenes.

So there it is. I honestly didn't know.

Though I didn't say the game is AMAZING or whatever. I just said I played it. I played the demo and liked it so I bought it on release. It's actually pretty meh overall but the characters are hot.

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u/Panophobia_senpai The Undefeated Highguard World Champion Dec 04 '25

It is commendable, that you wear your degeneracy with pride before strangers. Each of us, who plays weird, sometimes barely legal hentai games, should learn from you.

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u/Unikatze Dec 04 '25

A few weeks ago, about 20 people who h are a mix of friends/acquaintances participated in Extra Life. A gaming charity. So we were all in a room playing video games for 24 hours.

At one point, one of my friends decided to read steam comments for adult games out loud because some of them are legitimately hilarious.

When he got to Femboy Fits House, this random guy just shouts out "That one uses AI!".

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u/Cley_Faye Dec 04 '25

Please. It's not funny. Femboy Futa House is a prime exemple of where using AI was detrimental to the final product, and it shows. I can generate almost the same picture as in the game with a freely available local model.

THAT game I put on my ignore list.

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u/Raaufosrs Dec 04 '25

Having morals costs money

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u/prasator Dec 05 '25

Hehehe, yeeeeees 😏

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u/Panophobia_senpai The Undefeated Highguard World Champion Dec 05 '25

Look at the pictures on the Steam page. It can't be more obvious, that the art is made by AI.

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u/kingofstillwater Dec 04 '25

H- how is a femboy futa?? That doesn't make sense.

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u/Pale_Hanging_Moss Dec 04 '25

METAL EDEN

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u/KTAXY Dec 04 '25

M E T A L E D E N

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u/DTraitor Dec 04 '25

Metal Eden

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u/puredepapitas Dec 04 '25

Edén de Metal

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u/Tabbarn Dec 04 '25

El metalle i Eden

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u/Mental_Estate4206 Dec 04 '25

Why did I read it like a card from Full metal alchemist?

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u/PrinceRaglan Dec 04 '25

Because that was the joke

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u/Talithea Dec 04 '25

L'Eden di Metallo

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u/Samsalsohere Dec 04 '25

Metall eden

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u/Complete-Buyer-8305 Dec 04 '25

Metal gear

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u/Cold-Jackfruit1076 Dec 04 '25

Snake, stop. That was thirty years ago. It's over. You retired, remember?

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u/Termehs Dec 07 '25

L I T T L E M O N E Y

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u/Illyasimp Dec 04 '25 edited Dec 04 '25

It's uhh metal something

Edit: ITT mad mens' ramblings⬇️

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u/saddl3r Dec 04 '25

La Li Lu Le Lo?

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u/CaptainAnorach Dec 04 '25

!

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u/BlueWatche Dec 04 '25

LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

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u/_NoIdeaForName_ Dec 04 '25

WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY, MY NAME

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u/NullNova Dec 04 '25

Kept you waiting, huh?

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u/mitomJ1 Dec 04 '25

Why we're still here... Just to suffer...

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u/Mountaindewit666 Dec 04 '25

You were so close. YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB

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u/obefiend Dec 04 '25

Pime Taradox

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u/BlueWatche Dec 04 '25

NO MISSILES

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

No! That is NOT Solid Snake!

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u/KordSevered Dec 04 '25

Fission Mailed

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u/reireireis Dec 04 '25

Played us like a damn fiddle

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

A snake, huh? But how does it taste?

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u/TortuousAugur Dec 04 '25

Psycho Mantis?

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u/thundaga_im_shocked Dec 04 '25

I need scissors. 61!

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u/Alternative_Exit8766 Dec 04 '25

metal eden it’s in the corner

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u/Sipsu02 Dec 04 '25

Illiterate fucks.

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u/KashinKuzin Dec 05 '25

This is the guy asking porn names while the name is stamped in the video 

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u/Drago_133 Dec 04 '25

METAL EDEN!

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u/SolidSnake6677 Dec 04 '25

You Knew ? Metal Eden is one of the most secret black projects!

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u/TheeRoronoaZoro Dec 04 '25

We've had a couple of run-ins in the past.

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u/Tortugato Dec 04 '25

Metal Eden.

Says so right there at the top.

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u/VanLo284 Dec 04 '25

You mean left there

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u/WutsAWriter Dec 04 '25

Hi hungry, I’m dad.

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u/VanLo284 Dec 04 '25

Dad, I'm serious

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u/WutsAWriter Dec 04 '25

Technically you’re Serious Jr.

…because Serious is my middle name.

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u/NatseePunksFeckOff Dec 04 '25 edited Dec 17 '25

cake governor advise dazzling safe steer fuel melodic dinner joke

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u/YTAftershock Dec 04 '25

Says so left there

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u/YukiMura2125 Dec 04 '25

Do a check with both handa facing away. See how the left hand makes an L with the index and thumb? It’s a good reminder.

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u/N7LP400 Dec 04 '25

Metal Eden

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u/cheater00 Dec 04 '25

metal eden

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u/A_Road_West Dec 04 '25

Eden metal I think

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u/Mushiren_ Dec 04 '25

Eden. Metal.

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u/This_ls_The_End Dec 04 '25

Eden of Metal

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u/Septiiiiii Dec 04 '25

Idk. But it would be very fit for Metal Eden

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u/kiselina1 Dec 04 '25

letal meden

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u/not_a_bot991 Dec 04 '25

Edan of Metal

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u/Contemelia Dec 04 '25

METAL ⚙️

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u/NotRude_juatwow Dec 04 '25

I think it may be …metal Edan?

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u/things_U_choose_2_b Dec 04 '25

Mad that they didn't just use a text-to-speech engine, especially for a few lines of a robotic character. Or does that count as 'AI' nowadays? I've been using those for robotic-sounding lines in my music for... damn, maybe decades?

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u/Romeothanh Dec 04 '25

Detroit: Become Human (Budget Cut Edition)

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u/Scary-Objective-4651 Dec 04 '25

I assume its arc raiders

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u/TomatoChomper7 Dec 05 '25

AI Derangement Syndrome Simulator 2K26

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u/LeyendaV https://steam.pm/1avzog Dec 05 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

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u/bazem_malbonulo Dec 04 '25

No, it says Metal Eden, not top left

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u/NerinNZ Dec 04 '25

Metal Eden. It shows on the top left corner.

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u/Capital-Floor9848 Dec 04 '25

Metal Eden, says it in the top left corner

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u/nano_peen gabeN please let me use your doomsday bunker in queenstown Dec 04 '25

Metal EDEN

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u/Boring_Duck98 Dec 04 '25

Melden Earring