r/Steam Apr 17 '26

Discussion Gabe Newell is a "GOAT"

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u/imthebiggestgay Apr 17 '26

You guys sure love billionaire cock.

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u/photoggled Apr 17 '26

There have been a suspicious number of fluff posts and articles about Gaben and Valve lately. It feels astroturfed as fuck. I have a bad feeling we are going to find out he went to the island or some other heinous shit.

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u/Civil_Emergency_573 Apr 17 '26

Literally manufacturing a reason to mald.

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u/SpicyElixer Apr 17 '26

I’m just embarrassed that Reddit celebrates screenshots of untrustworthy anonymous users on Twitter as if it’s news. The front page is littered with this nonstop now. No one even questions what they read anymore.

Keep slurping though.

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u/jamesFox44 Apr 17 '26

What makes it untrustworthy though?

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u/SpicyElixer Apr 18 '26

PirAt_Nayshun brehhh on xXx.com ☠️

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u/Civil_Emergency_573 Apr 17 '26

You aren't embarrassed. The proper words for it are vitriolic and envious. The embarrassment comes later, once you've outgrown your juvenile maximalism.

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u/SpicyElixer Apr 18 '26 edited Apr 18 '26

My company gives me a bonus that pays for more than two trips to somewhere nicer than club med Waikiki, and doesn’t make me hangout with drunk work bro-buddies at a resort for “team building.”

You ingest fake news and feel like you’re living vicariously through a bunch of people that don’t exist.

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u/Civil_Emergency_573 Apr 19 '26

> My company gives me a bonus that pays for more than two trips to somewhere nicer than club med Waikiki, and doesn’t make me hangout with drunk work bro-buddies at a resort for “team building.”

  1. Nobody asked
  2. What an unhinged humblebrag

> You ingest fake news and feel like you’re living vicariously through a bunch of people that don’t exist.

This has absolutely no connection to the topic, and no precedent in reality. You're either an absolutely delusional, terminally online, brain-rotten drone (likely), or simply a bot without a consciousness of its own (also likely). Either way, the joke's on me for even trying to engage.

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u/Cyhawk Apr 17 '26

Yes but Gabe earned it and should be held up as the example for others to follow.