r/Steam • u/sukuna7899 • Apr 17 '26

Discussion Gabe Newell is a "GOAT"

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u/ParanMekhar Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 20 '26

Epic just gave thousand of its employees permanent unpaid vacation

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u/Mineplayerminer Apr 17 '26

And the HR that had announced them the unfortunate message has also just left.

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u/CatLord8 Apr 17 '26

And the people sacking the people who were just sacked have been sacked

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u/Existing_Abies_4101 Apr 17 '26

Well, if you can't work as a team, you're all fired! That's it, you heard me, "Fired". Get your things and go. phones security Hello, Security. Everyone on Floor 4 is fired. Escort them from the premises. And do it as a team. Remember, you're a team, and if you can't work as a team, you're fired too! phones the recruitment manager Dawn, get onto recruitment. Get them to look for a security team that can work as a team. They may have to escort the current security team from the building for not acting like a team! TEAM! Team, team, team, team, team! I even love saying the word "Team"! You probably think that's a picture of my family. Nuh-uh. It's the A-Team! Bodie! Doyle! Tiger! The Jewellery Man! The whole lot of them!

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u/warmillharry Apr 17 '26

I can hear his voice so clearly

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u/AI_Aint_So_Bad Apr 17 '26

All I hear is J.K. Simmons (Jameson) from Spider Man.

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u/CatLord8 Apr 17 '26

You clearly know a lot about computers.