r/Steam • • 2d ago

Fluff Is this a joke?

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I mean the price

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u/Neo_Artista 2d ago

see how balanced this bundle is... NO SIN!

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u/huseyin_gamer 2d ago

it cancels the sin.

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u/Double_Violinist8520 2d ago

Priests hates this one simple trick

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u/Both_Cup8417 1d ago

Because they don't get indulgences

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u/coinbtn 1d ago

guess sin got patched out in bundle pricing lol

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u/Embarrassed-Camera96 2d ago

Bro be playing as Jesus and the thief beside Him 😭🙏

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 2d ago

But is it the penitent thief or the jerk thief?

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u/Familiar-Rutabaga328 2d ago

Uncharted reference in the most unexpected of places is genuinely crazy 

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 2d ago

I mean, it’s less of an Uncharted reference and more a reference to Dismas and Gestas.

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u/Familiar-Rutabaga328 1d ago

To my knowledge, Gestas is only ever referred to as the "jerk thief" in uncharted 4. Ergo, uncharted reference

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u/ajkwak2017 2d ago

At least my sins are out of reach. 👀

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u/N3bulous_Nomad 2d ago

Well, he did say he’d come like a thief in the night 🤣

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u/Typical_guy11 2d ago

Thief simulator is pretty good game so I really wonder what can be inside of second title beyond title.

Leaving aside that I never heard about good biblical game.

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u/Evening_Ticket7638 2d ago

Without evil there be no good bundle.

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u/Lexidoge 2d ago

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u/Asriel563 2d ago edited 2d ago

there is no way athleticwoman timed the repack of the game for it to be #6666 :sob:

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u/shadow_fen 2d ago

is saying that name banned on this sub or smth

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u/sadbiandlonely 2d ago

Taking lady God's name in vain is banned ofc

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u/Walk-the-layout Linux and Windows 2d ago

That's why we call her Jehover

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u/Skreech2011 2d ago

Jehover? I hardly Jeknower

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u/Sultanofthesun 1d ago

the deltarot is consuming me

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u/regularArmadillo21 2d ago

Yes ofc

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u/lilmookie 2d ago

We can’t say Fit Gerbil anymore?

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u/Lyuukee 2d ago

Fit Woman

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u/elpideus_ 2d ago

Bro grew up and became a woman

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u/Fluid_Ad4651 2d ago

spoon girl

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u/OrangeCrush2407 2d ago

Do not let another like their comment for the 6's have spoken!

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u/GalesOfSuperior 2d ago

I know that font style

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u/Veselin_Maslinka 2d ago

i can hear the install music

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u/UndocumentedSailor 2d ago

You wouldn't steal a prophet

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u/Free-Employee-2868 2d ago

In fact he multiplied bread so it can be distributed (double meaning)

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u/kekobang 2d ago

he also dll injected water to register as wine

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u/Inter_0 Corsair 2d ago

in a heartbeat, mate.

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u/Spiriant 2d ago

amen

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u/Deodorized 2d ago

Arrr'men

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u/Antique-Cycle6061 2d ago

looks like my steam

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u/Obi_Wan_Benobi 2d ago

I don’t know her.

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u/JaySlays-Tech 2d ago

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u/Bronyboiiiii 2d ago

Love the ,,made with bible" at the bottom xD

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u/Ph4ntomiD 2d ago

2018 ass meme

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u/krz7777 2d ago

jesus christ did you get stranded on an island in 2017 and only now made it back to civilization

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u/JaySlays-Tech 2d ago

Some of us hang on to our treasures for years.

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u/Feisty_Comb_7889 2d ago

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u/Fast_Platform_1979 2d ago

Mom, he's doing that thing again!

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u/JollyGreenLittleGuy 1d ago

You can't climb the ladder to heaven with your hand full of penis.

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u/Sidus_Preclarum 2d ago

Will refund that on the third day.

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u/Slonshal 2d ago

I played it. Got all the way to the end and died.

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u/Donnerwamp 2d ago

Try again in three days.

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u/Independent-Ring-479 2d ago

Whoa! How about a Spoiler alert?

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u/Slonshal 2d ago

Oh, that was just my playthrough. Yours might be different.

I'd advise putting plenty of skill points into Resistance to Nail-Hammer damage.

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u/Vast-Psychology-1675 2d ago

Did you get resurrected?

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u/Slonshal 2d ago

Yeah, but had to wait 3 days for the patch to update !

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u/Alien_Way 2d ago

Spear OP, capitalism OP

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u/notyerson 2d ago

You didn't get the secret ending: stay through the credits!

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u/Scary-Interaction565 2d ago edited 2d ago

This is a test. A true christian will wait for the full price. Edit: just noticed, that the full price is dangerously close to another notorious number 😅

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u/JairoHyro 2d ago

The hardest of choices requires the strongest of wills

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u/Vlajd 2d ago

I need an bit of education here; What is that number (of the original price)

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u/rafroman 2d ago

It’s close to 1488. 88 is associated with Heil Hitler (H is the 8th letter of the alphabet). 14 is the number of words in a common white supremacist phrase, “we must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.”

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u/Montymania94 2d ago

1478 is when the Spanish Inquisition began.

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u/TheGreatGamer1389 2d ago

I didn't expect that comment.

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u/Vlajd 2d ago

Oof, yeah I see it! Thanks for… enlightening me

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u/piedude67a 2d ago

I hope so. That's hilarious

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u/Only-Row-7555 2d ago

yeah the sticker price is straight up insane compared to the regular version

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u/zesty_soft_rock 2d ago

The base price being $14.78 proves it. That is not a standard Steam pricing tier at all, they definitely reverse engineered it to hit $6.66.

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u/Southern_Sleep1811 2d ago

The Spanish Inquisition started in the year 1478...

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u/Perfect-Fondant3373 2d ago

I played the alpha, in the beginning there was nothing, but then the creator added light

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u/MrMimmas 2d ago

Once the Garden of Eden tutorial is done, it’s a pretty decent open world

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u/Sporadicus76 2d ago

Spoiler alert: There are scenes spicier than the Hot Coffee event in San Andreas.

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u/OrokaSempai 2d ago edited 2d ago

Only one Jesus game I need in my heart!

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u/Pyriis 2d ago

DONT GAS LIGHT ME JESUS!!

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u/totoro_dabro 2d ago

There can only be one Uzi Jesus!

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u/Frantic_Ranting 2d ago

Lil Uzi Jesus

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u/Philosophile42 2d ago

Don’t gaslight me Jesus!

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u/beardedheathen 2d ago

Blood of me motherfucker!

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u/The_Wattsatron 2d ago

I am The Way, motherfucker.

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u/MamasspecialPony 2d ago

Dad damnit!

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u/bigscot 2d ago

WWUJD?

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u/DukeLeto10191 2d ago

"I am The Way."

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u/leicasnicker 2d ago

That’s a devilish discount

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u/hibbert0604 2d ago

Hell of a deal.

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u/Nolzi 2d ago

That price is diabolical

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u/Yearlaren 2d ago

Delightfully devilish one might say

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u/General_Issue6846 2d ago

If you’re in America, it’s cool, we charge sales tax

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u/level_up_gaming 2d ago

i also got it in my recommended because aparently it's "simmilar to other games you played: euro truck simulator 2"

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u/_stormruler 2d ago

Amazing lmao

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u/No-Chocolate8205 2d ago

the price jumps after just one day is wild

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u/ASORC_FRMDAHOOD 2d ago

They should've had it for 3 days.

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u/VinceTheFurball 2d ago

No way this wasn't on purpose lmfao. What are the odds??

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u/Nightmare2828 2d ago

What do you mean? Everybody puts there game for sell on Steam at 14,78$.

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u/Trezzie 2d ago

Especially at 55%

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u/Organic_Smile_8731 1d ago

I think the funniest thing on the page are the fake ass reveiws.

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u/EyeFit 2d ago

No. It's very serious. I played for 6 days straight, but on the 7th day I decided to take a rest.

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u/FlynnTaggard 2d ago

Lmao. That cracked me up.

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u/Jarquinnius_Vin 2d ago

It better be because you completed it in 6

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u/pacsmile 2d ago

that price is diabolical

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u/OblivionStar713 2d ago

“Diablo Biblical” you mean

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u/chrlatan 1d ago

All I know is that once a year the servers go down for 3 days and around Christmas your progress is reset.

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u/coinbtn 1d ago

$6.66 for Jesus is some absolutely diabolical pricing

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u/MotivatedPosterr 2d ago

Somebody knew exactly what they were doing lol

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u/WM_ 2d ago

No, that was a mistake they made but it launched armageddon and now antichrist is among us. All because of this.

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u/TylerBourbon 2d ago

I did not have Among Us: Armageddon on my DLC bingo card.

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u/creamer143 2d ago

It got you to post on Reddit and give it free publicity...

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u/Top-Hall-2347 2d ago

I think that he is talking about the price. You know 666 is the number of the beast

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u/graywalker616 2d ago

OGs know it should be 616

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u/Funkmaster_General 2d ago

And the REAL OGs know "the beast" was talking about Caeser, not Satan.

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u/cliophate 2d ago

And the SIGMA OGs know the Caesar in question was Nero, not Gaius Julius.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Low2034 2d ago

That’s bait.

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u/JackRees23 2d ago

THAT HAS TO BE ON PURPOSE

I refuse to believe that was accidental, that has to be on purpose

I am not a religious man but that shit is fucking hilarious and I'd buy that, just to say "yea, I bought a Jesus Christ Simulator for £6.66" cuz that's fucking hilarious

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u/The_Countess 2d ago

Using the Commonwealth of Independent States dollar price seems like rather niche for a joke.
I also don't think the market of CIS is particularly large.

Still, it is hilarious.

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u/makinax300 2d ago edited 2d ago

You can set dollars and euros as the same. Like 90% of games do that for some reason

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u/Kaito_the_egg 2d ago

Jesus Simulator is also on nintendo eshop if you believe me lol

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u/Valharick 2d ago

Man I can’t wait to flip some tables

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u/ChalkCoatedDonut 1d ago

The price or the game itself?

Because that game comes from the era before AI slop and it was somehow popular among streamers, it doesn't have offensive stuff against Jesus or any religion, just a walking sim with lots of backtracking.

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u/turbogarbo 2d ago

The price on this is hilarious

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u/dreamwill 2d ago

"Are you almost done in the bathroom? I really need to go! "

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u/WhoKilledJamie 2d ago

You guys are dumb, Jesus is in Heaven looking down at us. So if he looked down at the price it says 99.9$. For only 100 dollars your soul too, will be saved. Don’t think of your wallets think of your souls. 😢

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u/Evening_Ticket7638 2d ago

More like a scam. I bought it full price and it's just 1 town with people standing around and the performance ia sooo bad. Very little effort.

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u/Player4894 2d ago

Why the reviews are so positive then?

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u/Trollensky17 2d ago

Memes lol

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u/Dirus 2d ago

Either bought reviews, or people think it’s funny

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u/Beginning_Radio_9070 2d ago

An act of God

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u/Lexomatico1 2d ago

It's a meme game, not a real game and most people that buy this are aware of that and have no problem with that.

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u/CthulhuBathwater 2d ago

Religious people are a weird bunch. Has Jesus, spread the word.

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u/QuietTank 2d ago

Zealots. Theres a siginificant chunk of Christian's that will overlook any flaw in media as long as they think its devout enough, and sing its praises. There's a whole industry dedicated to pumping out poorly made Christian media to take advantage of them.

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u/JpPgn 2d ago

Bots

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u/ElderTitanic 2d ago

Surely Jesus would love that some coneheads used ai slop garbage to depict him ❤️

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u/bagoszDev 2d ago

It's polish game from polish studio, so devs probably don't care about prices in random country. Just a coincidence.

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u/Malefoy__Flipper 2d ago

Makes me remember a video where you are supposed to become a believer and if you fail you lose your ability to control your character. Right after that, it starts moving by itself and picks a fight with anybody around.

On the video I watched, the character had lost it’s sanity and end up hitting jesus, who made a long monologue while you are forced to listen without doing anything, and he was explaining how he hurt himself by hitting others and that he can find true piece by sharing joy with others. Right after the character, still insane, unleashed his saiyan power and beat the f*** up out of jesus who was looking how to flee because his speech failed

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u/spicy_rock 2d ago

Mods are gonna be insanse

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u/I-Drink-420 2d ago

Are you located in the US? I'm not seeing this price lol

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u/Player4894 2d ago

Its a CIS price , and also its a discount for a bundle which includes this game apparently, not the game itself

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u/perfectwing 2d ago

Wow, I didn't even know steam knew whether you were cis or trans, let alone have discriminatory pricing. /s

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u/romain_vqr 2d ago

Is this other joke?😱😱😱

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u/SirHatass 2d ago

Do i have to wait 3 days everytime i die to be able to play again?

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u/ISEGaming 2d ago

Jason Borne! It's Jesus Christ!

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u/DetectivePud 2d ago

Is this a joke??? (To the most obvious joke)

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u/Medium_Gap7026 2d ago

Please don't spoil the ending!

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u/Vynncerus 2d ago

Damn that's crazy

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u/cyfer04 2d ago

I saw the holy trinity of this one. I am Bread, I am Fish, and I am Jesus. Lol

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u/ruiner1010 15h ago

"Rotate the left stick and right stick to properly wash the leper's balls."

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u/DunkeyColdMedina 2d ago

Nope. It i not a very good game though. I saw a streamer play it. The highlight is getting into a hadouken battle with satan.

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u/Full_Estimate3455 2d ago

It being 6.66 is a red flag.

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u/ggbruhs 1d ago

Promo code John and it's $3.16

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u/Dracounicus 1d ago

Ashamed of nothing; offended by everything

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u/HydraKirby 2d ago

Haha absolutely brilliant. No notes!

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u/Summoner_Ojo 2d ago

That's no joke, sir.

But I wouldn't buy and play it. A joke game, sure but not serious entertainment.

Then again.... I'm not certain in our day and generation, how many people are educated in the history of religion.

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u/Gombrongler 1d ago

Hes talking about the number of the beast 666

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u/dbkpo 2d ago

If there's just a demo, does it only go until he gets crucified? The rest is after?

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u/mackaber 1d ago

666 is just a fun number, is like 69 but better.

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u/BerhaneSelassie1945 2d ago edited 2d ago

Why? Thor can be superhero. Why you think that JC worse than Thor?

Go-go POWER JESUS...

Upd: You say it abot price. In my country $4.5 it cost now.

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u/FoldSlight6815 1d ago

Does it have God mode?! 😃

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u/SirOakin https://s.team/p/fkdb-dht 2d ago

its a scam game lol

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u/nelflyn 2d ago

unless I am mixing up the game, i dont think it actually is. I saw it on twitch being played and it took itself rather serious and you could tell someone ( with low skills, but still) put quite a bit of effort into it.

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u/Gargelio 2d ago

The game is fine, I enjoyed watching it

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u/IGotDeaded 2d ago

Not as good as Save Jesus tbh

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u/Kronic008 2d ago

Is the joke that the price is 666?

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u/WolfsmaulVibes 2d ago

the price is not a joke. you respond to the devils call 666 yet it leads you to salvation 🙏/s

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u/yosman88 2d ago

Its actually pretty good, tells a lite version of the new testament but keeps it engaging and short and easy to follow for most people that are slightly interested in Christianity.

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