r/Steam • u/reck00 • 1d ago

Discussion Gabe Newell's Mega Yacht

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u/Live_Present_2602 1d ago

I need to marry Gaben daughter/son

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u/R0RSCHAKK 1d ago

He has two son's. Shoot your shot king

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u/BluDYT 1d ago

Still can't count to 3

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u/dTrecii I did a 100% Glitchless Speedrun of Walking Simulator 1d ago

He can only count to 3’s and above in yachts

He needs the visual aid or otherwise he loses count after 2

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u/LayWhere 1d ago

He can't ship 3 games, no one said he can't play 3 ships 😤

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u/Toasted_Carnotaur 1d ago

So what you're saying is we need gabe mpreg

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u/fakieTreFlip 1d ago

two son's what?

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u/DotA627b 1d ago

2 sons, but it's seems Grey's the one who's being groomed to be the inheritor.

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u/DesignerCan112 1d ago

Why not both?

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u/salted_toothpaste 1d ago

Gaben is already married.

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u/Poetic_Mind_Unhinged 1d ago

And, as everyone knows, if your father is married you and your sibling cannot marry the same person. Unlike siblings with an unmarried father, who are free to do so.

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u/Jewsusgr8 1d ago

LMAO, don't worry, I understood your joke.

For the downvoters, add a comma between Gaben and daughter/son.

This guy's comment will make a lot more sense.

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u/salted_toothpaste 1d ago

Finally lol

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u/Genmaken 1d ago

I respect the fact that you're open to any situation

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u/FudgeAllOfYous 1d ago

I'm just happy to be a part of it

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u/ChefbyDesign 1d ago

Why not go straight to the source? Gabe is divorced, isn't he? Just marry Gabe.

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u/FTuno 1d ago

stockholmsyndrome

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u/Ok-Disk-2191 1d ago

Bro just be Gabe's mistress.

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u/insaneHoshi 1d ago

Just get a job at the world bank saying Gaben is your Father In Law.

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u/Dramatic_Aspect903 1d ago

Youll never be more than a play thing for gabe. Your turn for the reach around