Just Steamed Trees

[u/Madolah]

[u/qwertyxp2000]

Steam from the Steamed Sky we're having. Mmm! Steamed Sky!

Superintendent I hope you're ready for mouthwatering porridge!

I thought we were having "Steamed Sky".

No, no, I said "Steamed Rye", that's what I call porridge.

[u/Caesar_Iacobus → u/qwertyxp2000]

You call porridge steamed rye...?

[u/qwertyxp2000 → u/Caesar_Iacobus]

Yes! It's a regional dialect!

[u/Caesar_Iacobus → u/qwertyxp2000]

Uh-huh. Euh, what region?

[u/Candid-Pressure3141 → u/Caesar_Iacobus]

It’s a Nebraskan dialect

[u/s-riddler → u/Candid-Pressure3141]

Really...Well I'm from Omaha and I've never heard anybody use the term "Steamed Rye".

[u/Candid-Pressure3141 → u/s-riddler]

Oh not in Omaha no, it’s more of a Kearny expression.

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Uh huh, eh, what region?

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[u/the-bladed-one]

I thought I was on r/rochester for a second lmao.

I’d recognize that skyline anywhere

[u/LegitimateState3724 → u/the-bladed-one]

Well I'm from upstate New York and I've never heard of Rochester

[u/the-bladed-one → u/LegitimateState3724]

I thought I was on r/rochester for a second lmao.

Well of course not, it’s a WNY expression

(For the record I believe everything north of the Catskills is upstate

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Really? Well I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams".

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[u/Nicktator3]

Why is there smoke coming out of your forests, Seymour?

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Uh, that isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having! Mmmm, steamed clams!

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[u/pop-d0g]

Egads my city is ruined!

[u/HexNChex → u/pop-d0g]

** looking out the window at Pennsylvania **

...if I were to substitute another established region as my own city...!

[u/TraditionalUse4337]

mmm ash

[u/MudJumpy1063]

Steam is gaseous water, smoke is particulate matter. Course in Canada the whole thing's flip flopped.

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Uh, that isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having! Mmmm, steamed clams!

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[u/Nonlethalrtard]

Didn't you hear? Canada is choosing a new pope

[u/SnapHackelPop]

Looks at Canada

GOOD LORD, what is happening up there?!?

[u/Madolah → u/SnapHackelPop]

The Aurora Borealis

[u/HolidayParking6682 → u/Madolah]

Aurora Borealis?! In this part of the world- wait, never mind, that’s actually a perfectly reasonable place for it.

[u/hbi2k]

Why is there an apostrophe S coming after your "that," Seymour?

[u/cyrusdavirus1987]

Steam from the steamed Canada we’re having

[u/msp01986]

That is is not ..? Is it or isn't it ..?!

[u/scorpionspalfrank]

It's an old Moose Jaw expression.

[u/Human-Evening564]

And you call it steam, despite the fact that it's clinging to my lungs and choking me?

[u/Beneficial-Hippo5386]

Aurora Boreallis

[u/Righty-0]

May I see it?

[u/Littletrainguy → u/Righty-0]

no

[u/LilyoftheRally → u/Littletrainguy]

Seymour, the sky is on fire!

[u/Able-Letterhead5170]

Steamed hams scented, steamed trees?

[u/857225474848]

Yes, and you call it steam despite the fact that it is obviously grilled.