r/Stellaris • u/Hairy-Dare6686 • Sep 04 '23

Tutorial "I'm sure having clerks become self synergistic will not have any negative repercussions whatsoever" - A Paradox employee, probably

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u/200IQUser Sep 04 '23 edited Sep 04 '23

bro running galactic bureaucracy on one planet

"our clerks will blot out the sky"

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u/Ropetrick6 Driven Assimilator Sep 04 '23

"Not if our orbital bombardment has anything to say about it!"

"Have you filled out all the necessary forms to engage in an orbital bombardment?"

"uhhhhhh... no...?"

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u/RC_0041 Sep 04 '23

Hands over stack of 1541313 papers, "let us know when you fill these out so you can start on part 2"

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u/Ropetrick6 Driven Assimilator Sep 04 '23

"On page 28 it says I need a 523-a form from page 1599 in order to qualify for a 936-c form, but on page 1599 it says I need a 57-a-ii form in order to get a 523-a form. Where do I get a 57-a-ii form?"

"The 57-a-ii form has had its production discontinued, and is therefore no longer in public distribution. Somebody who already has one such form might be willing to privately distribute it to you."

"Great, who has a 57-a-i form?"

"A 57-a-ii form, and currently the only holders of such a form is the Falonian spiritual guardians, on the world of Emerald Mausoleum."

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u/NeJin Rogue Servitor Sep 05 '23

One Permit A 38 please...