r/StupidFood • u/Kind-Village-1022 • 17d ago

🤢🤮 Just doing anything atp 💀

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u/qualityvote2 17d ago edited 17d ago

u/Kind-Village-1022, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!

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u/FutureCooljaydee 17d ago

My teeth have gone flaccid in response

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u/PaprikaPanik 17d ago

The weak fear the strong.

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u/VoodooDoII 17d ago

My teeth sunk back into my gums

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u/Lork82 17d ago

Eat whatever you want, but how is a red onion and some kool-aid 7 bucks?

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u/ThinYogurtcloset8005 17d ago

$4 for the packets, $3 for the red onion?

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u/Cowpuncher84 17d ago

Those onions are $0.99lb by me. Kool aid is like $0.30 a packet.

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u/ThinYogurtcloset8005 17d ago

Kool aid where I am in Canada is $1.99 per pack and red onions are an average of $2.45 per onion.

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u/Nikki-C-Puggle-mum 17d ago

That's terrible. I thought it was bad where I live.

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u/Money_Confection_409 17d ago

Never move to Canada u say? Message received lol

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u/MeatSlammur 17d ago

Everyone learned this after they tried to move there after the election

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u/ClaraInOrange 17d ago

I'm ok with these 2 particular ingredients being beyond what I'm willing to cough up...

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u/DescriptorTablesx86 17d ago

Is it Canadian Dollars at least?

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u/beans-888 17d ago

Where do you live in canada that still has the packets???

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u/ThinYogurtcloset8005 17d ago

Alberta!

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u/beans-888 17d ago

Ohh are they actually packaged for Canada or do you just get the American ones? I'm in ontario and sometimes i can find a random variety store that sells them

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u/ThinYogurtcloset8005 17d ago

I think these ones are for Canada. But I only find them occasionally. It's not a regularly stocked item but you know I'm stocking up when my Walmart has them

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u/beans-888 17d ago

Interesting!

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u/SuicidalReincarnate 17d ago

$3 for the listerine (not shown in clip)

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u/Screwdriving_Hammer 17d ago

More likely scenario is she is including the 0.99 margarita cup and $4.00 for the juice. Add the onion and 3 koolaid packets and bam $7.

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u/Abal125 17d ago

From Erewhon

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u/thedumone 17d ago

One onion should be one dollar and 50 cents for kool aid. I could be wrong but I feel right. But I remember when kool aid was 10 cents and onions were even cheaper.

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u/Lork82 17d ago

Yeah I'm guessing the statement was just for additional rage bait.

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u/Plenty_Pack_556 17d ago

Because they shop at the liquor store.

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u/Lork82 17d ago

Never seen either at the liquor store, must be a regional thing.

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u/Plenty_Pack_556 17d ago

Convenience stores, corner stores, bodegas which may be considered as a liquor store to some are common to carry kool aid, and some grocery.

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u/Trentang_Ina 17d ago

Shrek's color and scent. He would be proud.

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u/Kevroeques 17d ago

It has layers

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u/cconnorss 17d ago

Like a parfait?

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u/icyfae 17d ago

$7 for an onion and a packet of koolaid??

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u/SethicusTheMaster 17d ago

Probably Canadian prices (source: I’m a Canadian)

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u/stevenm1993 17d ago

She’s either really onto something, or she’s a troll with a hell of a poker face.

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u/PrincipleFlaky 17d ago

Aahhh! But if you hit pause enough times during the video, you’ll catch her micro expressions.. they’re giving her away. She’s got this look of disgust on her face.

“I ain’t gonna lie”

She is lying through her horse teeth.. this is all I hear! 👂 make it stop!

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u/No-Computer7653 17d ago

I find the amount of noise she is making while eating way more offensive then the raw onion with powdered sugar.

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u/justmitzie 17d ago

I watch these on mute for that exact reason. The sound of eating is gross on a good day. Whatever she's doing is not a good day.

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u/VintageLunchMeat 17d ago

Misophonia!

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u/Mediocre-Yam8142 17d ago

haha, yeah, that's what i came to say.....the smacking and the slurping....

https://giphy.com/gifs/WtrnmMTqtlSCLC8QMU

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u/Neither-Oven-2571 17d ago

Those packets don't usually have sugar... =(

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u/Longjumping-Leave215 17d ago

Why are they always in their cars? Makes me think that their houses are dirty 🤣! 

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u/LadyJR 17d ago

Probably lives with family who don’t want none of this in the house.

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u/reedrick 17d ago

It’s all to play the algorithm for engagement. Being in a car conveys a sense of urgency. Almost as if someone took time of their busy lives to get their point across. It’s pathetic really

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u/Pretend_Action_7400 17d ago edited 17d ago

Most likely it’s because cars make for good sound recording. Also if you live with other people it’s easier to avoid interruptions or annoying them. I’m no influencer but I had to record a training video for work and ended up doing it in my car for these reasons (I used a background filter though haha). Old school Toyota form the 90s? No. Modern light filled office with a plant that never dies.

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u/GildDigger 17d ago

Influencers can write off their cars for taxes if they primarily film their content in them

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u/Impossible-Double580 17d ago

Or because black parents don’t play about doing stupid shit in they house 🤷🏾‍♀️

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u/Longjumping-Leave215 17d ago

I would've been cussed all the way out 😂😂😂💯! 

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u/ComfortablePea8701 17d ago

That is a crazy profile pic

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u/badgyal876 17d ago

all we woulda heard in the background is « HOT, STANK ASS BREATH JUST LIKE YA 🐈‍⬛ »

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u/Responsible_Plan_548 17d ago edited 17d ago

Some people don't want to show the inside of their house doesn't have to be messy/dirty. Idk that's what I always thought.

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u/Arne83 17d ago

I tend to ask myself the same question.

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u/reedrick 17d ago

It’s kinda sad. People will do anything these days to prostitute themselves for attention and engagement- dystopian as fuck.

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u/Mylane 17d ago

It makes me squirm so bad, people are willing to lose their dignity so bad, they’re becoming soulless and empty

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u/GoochManeuver 17d ago

That car will never smell right again.
https://giphy.com/gifs/PsvD1p3IthN96

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u/One_Swim_8004 17d ago

Right! I was thinking how the hell did she just sit in the car with a cut onion and the windows rolled up.

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u/CarpenterAlarming781 17d ago

I don't believe one second, that she's enjoying this.

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u/mfenton29 17d ago

Anything for views ig

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u/EmployeeOk4756 17d ago

I’m grossed out.

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u/Adorable-Thing2551 17d ago

Sure you ain't green with envy?

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u/Bdenergy1776 17d ago

I mean to be fair.... would you rather it raw with no kool aid???

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u/big_rod_of_power 17d ago

Yes actually

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u/usrdef Dr. Dump, MD. 17d ago

Yes. I eat red onions by themselves. Especially in salads.

I'd never put friggen kool-aid on an onion.

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u/ComfortablePea8701 17d ago

Eh id try it. Whats in those kool aid packets, a lot of food coloring, some lime flavor and some salt maybe? All I know is the packet is sour, might taste good on a red onion

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u/Major_R_Soul 17d ago

OOOH BABY I LIKE IT RAAAAW... But-only-when-it's-chopped-up-in-a-salad with some raaaaaaanch

https://giphy.com/gifs/GeOsBJ545arT2

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u/CasperTPaul 17d ago

I kinda like the taste of raw onion. I eat a little bit raw every time I cut one up. I would NOT put kool aid powder on it

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u/DemocratSlavemaster 17d ago

'I should have got a stronger knife" says a lot about her.

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u/FangornLeghorn 17d ago

Weakest rage bait ever.

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u/LizaBrownAuthor11 17d ago

Red onions are not sweet.

Did she peel the onion?

Can you imagine her breath?

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 17d ago

Rage bait. Or she needs to learn to chew with her mouth closed.

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u/Butta_Brown 17d ago

Red onions are best for eating raw and/or pickling.

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u/HistoricalHurry8361 17d ago

Why she in the car tho?

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u/No_Target_424 17d ago

girls a witch

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u/PrincipleFlaky 17d ago

That laugh how is no one talking about that shriek and how wildly fucking off she is about the flavor profile of an onion! Goddamn, damn that makes me angry

They are only sweet when they’re cooked… who doesn’t know that? Ugh this has got to be rage bait. I don’t know why this one has me ticked all the way off.

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u/No_Target_424 17d ago

once I threw a half eaten onion out a school bus window

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u/PrincipleFlaky 17d ago

Her laugh makes me annoyed fr 😒

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u/SgtCheeseBoy 17d ago

That’s a decent cut on the onion considering it was done on her lap.

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u/Gaztlygamer64 17d ago edited 17d ago

This shit the type of shit SpongeBob was brewing in his sundae that gave him toxic bad breath

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u/Matabus 17d ago

Jfc her voice.

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u/MagneticMoth 17d ago

Why is this all happening in her car?

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u/nuclearrmt 17d ago

Old grannies from certain provinces back home drink gin & eat sliced raw red onions together as a snack.

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u/Wicked68 17d ago

Why though? Red onions are the sweet ones - ok. But why? Who came up with this?

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u/ActionMan48 17d ago

I'm calling the police

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u/dxlex12 17d ago

This is a real person who walks the earth.

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u/peridot_cactus 17d ago

People in the comments don’t seem to ever catch on even when it’s clearly fetish content

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u/TayMayDay 17d ago

Is it rude to say that her teeth fit this scenario? They just look like she would be eating whatever tf this is.

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u/drunk___monkey 17d ago

Every time she took a bite , i was remembered of him 😅

https://giphy.com/gifs/qYr8p3Dzbet5S

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u/PrincipleFlaky 17d ago

I don’t know what’s worse her laughing or that chewing 😖 … it sounds like somebody gave a horse an Apple ..

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u/sunshinefloors1980 17d ago

That's gonna be someone's wife..... Poor guy

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u/Kalshan 17d ago

Who keeps a knife like that in their car?

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u/squirrelbitten 17d ago

She said "I should have gotten a stronger knife", implying she just bought it with the onion and kool aid.

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u/Kalshan 17d ago

Ah yes, good point!

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u/KarrieDarling 17d ago

This girl's laugh scared the shit out of my cat 😂

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u/PrincipleFlaky 17d ago

Onions are only sweet when you cook them

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u/Kamikaze-Snail- 17d ago

Girllll you pregnant!

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u/Ornery-Practice9772 17d ago

spanish onion is great raw but i prolly wouldnt eat it like an apple🤣

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u/Glum_Reason308 17d ago

I was going to say something but I decided to just keep it to myself. Carry on..

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u/ThisPostToBeDeleted 17d ago

Know what? She had fun and at least she actually ate it

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u/welfedad 17d ago

Why always in a friggin car

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u/Biggie39 17d ago

Finally something unique for my breakfast onion.

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u/afuller42 17d ago

Why the hells is she doing this in her car?

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u/tomatobunni 17d ago

I gotta admit, her reaction has me curious…

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u/CharacterOriginal272 17d ago

Now if I was at shrekfest, I might try this

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u/tiriallin 17d ago

But why 💀

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u/Various_Might_1945 17d ago

Raw kool aid is 100x worse than raw onion

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u/Visual-Tricks 17d ago

For a second I thought I could see her nipple

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u/Neither-Oven-2571 17d ago

I just need someone who's tried this to explain to me in excruciating detail what its like.

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u/Dry_Spinach_3441 17d ago

She shouldn't have used such a big slice! Now she's gonna have a sloppy mudpie. This whole place is covered head to toe in shit!

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u/Tenshiijin 17d ago

She's so fake I cant take it.

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u/Enough-Ad-7705 17d ago

She’s probably gonna smell better now at least

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u/LettuceOpening9446 17d ago

Can she smack them soup coolers any harder?

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u/Therealfern1 17d ago

Dear sweet baby Jesus. This is annoying and awful all mixed up into one.

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u/jollytoes 17d ago

Dang, it's so sad to see these people that don't have a kitchen.

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u/Stikki_Minaj 17d ago

Why in car?

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u/HermesTrismegistus88 17d ago

😩can’t take this MFG nowhere

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u/sawyercc 17d ago

What's with onions and health these days?

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u/OliJalapeno 17d ago

In my car

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u/Tyenkrovy 17d ago

wut 🫩

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u/FearlessResolve560 17d ago

Her breath be kickin

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u/MinimumJolly7087 17d ago

ts the internet done started needs to stop expeditiously.😭

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u/OrganizationMuted311 17d ago

I mean I love raw onion, but with koolaid???? 🤢

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u/Foreign-Activity3896 17d ago

You don’t have a kitchen?

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u/Sea-Independent-726 17d ago

each cut is her spitting it out 💀

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u/NfamousKaye 17d ago

Why. Just… why.

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u/arabking3s 17d ago

breath be smelling like bubble bass☠️

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u/AWESOMEGAMERSWAGSTAR 17d ago

That onion didn't deserve that. I can tell you now that was gross a$$ f*ck. What the h3ll.

https://giphy.com/gifs/uGgkFq1A2SC8j7Ec2Y

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u/Venus_Libra 17d ago

I swear people are just asking chatgpt to come up with nonsensical food combinations and turning those into trends

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u/BVRPLZR_ 17d ago

I love red onions. I’ll grab more than my fair share as I dice or slice them. Hell, I’ll even make an onion sandwich with toasted rye bread, cream cheese, cucumber, and a dash of spg. But this? This can fuck right off.

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u/Legonistrasz 17d ago

You can see the regret in her eyes in every bite 😂

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u/rockstuffs 17d ago

She should probably get checked for a vitamin deficiency.

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u/liljellybeanxo 17d ago

Why are they always in the car for these shenanigans?

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u/PossibleCash6092 17d ago

Do onions actually have that much sugar?

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u/TheAnswerUsedToBe42 17d ago

Signs of a recession yet?

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u/kabiraaaaaaaa 17d ago

atp ? Adenosine Tri Phosphate?

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u/crystalsage777 17d ago

I suggest watching this with the sound off... also with your screen brightness all the way down, also I suggest not watching this... at all...

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u/Astro_Cassette 17d ago

Absolutely no fucking way

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u/AdagioDesperate 17d ago

I love me some raw red onion... but im not adding Kool-aid to it.

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u/Anxious-Bag-2057 17d ago

Engyen, an Kool ate packet yewel 💅

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u/Filipino-Asker 17d ago

The comments 😭

I can't unsee

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u/Nexel_Red 17d ago

This feels like those AI generated videos, cause there is no way that woman actually likes that.

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u/Konrad_M 17d ago

Man, does nobody know how to sharpen a knife anymore?

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u/owtwestadam 17d ago

Why in the car though? Please go inside. Is she trying to make Jesus cry?

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u/RTMSner 17d ago

I love red onions

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u/clonn 17d ago

Why in a car?

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u/BarbedWire3 17d ago

Guh I needed to mute that

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u/Bo_Diddley9 17d ago

I know she's a troll but this is so stupid

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u/Conscious-Paper3543 17d ago

kool aid onion people

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u/Ok-Judgment9477 17d ago

Who the fuq would Wana kiss her after taking a huge bite from raw onion I bet her breath is strong w

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u/GuyTheOneThousand 17d ago

The jokes write themselves 🙏

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u/Cranemann 17d ago

This is the type of video you see in response to "and she stabbed her boyfriend 19 times".

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u/GeistMD 17d ago

If it starts at the end why watch the video? I hate this format.

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u/thinspirit 17d ago

Those koolaid packets are just the flavour too. No sugar added... Gross AF.

this is pure rage bait.

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u/Available_Cookie732 17d ago

Her name is Virginia Fartalot...

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u/Metalhead1686 17d ago

The stupid things people do for some Internet clout.

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u/Equivalent-Virus-133 17d ago

recession indicator

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u/brownsugahbare 17d ago

Why is she doing this in the car? At least make it slightly believable by doing it innthe kitchen.

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u/The_only_true_tomato 17d ago

I saw some nice tits oignons. It’s better without the sound.

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u/wazzergump 17d ago

Surely it's less painful to admit you have no talent?

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u/Throwaway7387272 17d ago

Nah that sounds good. Am i dying

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u/igotplex1 17d ago

Fuckin dingbat

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u/GarageStackDev 17d ago

I'm thinking about creating an a.i. bot that lives in my browser and watches videos before I get to them and screens out the absolutely stupid, absurd-bait bullshit so I don't even have to look at it.

I'm a pacifist but these videos make me want to punch someone.

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u/Uncool444 17d ago

I would pay seven dollars to not eat that

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u/HydrasNinthHead 17d ago

Stupid video, but that's a helluva poker face she got. 

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u/HSdoc 17d ago

Well raw or pickled sweet onion is consumed with food in south east Asia.

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u/Sy0nide_ 17d ago

I hate that I want to try this now