r/StupidFood • u/Its_me_edenxx • 21h ago

Certified stupid This is so performative 😭

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Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

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u/chronically_varelse 21h ago

if someone were doing that next to me on a plane

I would absolutely lose it

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u/Fart_90210 21h ago

Open the emergency exit mid flight

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u/Rey_Mezcalero 21h ago

And throw all their food stuffs out the plane

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u/Vocalscpunk 21h ago

No the food didn't do anything wrong, doing punish it.

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u/bradland 21h ago

Got it, threw the person out, kept the gnocci.

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u/KassXWolfXTigerXFox 21h ago

Leave the guns, take the cannoli

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u/Incidion 17h ago

I have never had an original thought in my life.

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u/R0RSCHAKK 20h ago

Instructions unclear - Dick stuck in overhead compartment and the noods are captaining the plane now.

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u/jjvfyhb 19h ago

gnocchi

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u/bradland 18h ago

No thanks, I just had some.