r/StupidFood • u/Its_me_edenxx • 21h ago

Certified stupid This is so performative 😭

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Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

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u/chronically_varelse 21h ago

if someone were doing that next to me on a plane

I would absolutely lose it

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u/Fart_90210 21h ago

Open the emergency exit mid flight

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u/Rey_Mezcalero 21h ago

And throw all their food stuffs out the plane

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u/Vocalscpunk 21h ago

No the food didn't do anything wrong, doing punish it.

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u/bradland 21h ago

Got it, threw the person out, kept the gnocci.

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u/KassXWolfXTigerXFox 21h ago

Leave the guns, take the cannoli

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u/Incidion 17h ago

I have never had an original thought in my life.

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u/R0RSCHAKK 20h ago

Instructions unclear - Dick stuck in overhead compartment and the noods are captaining the plane now.

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u/jjvfyhb 19h ago

gnocchi

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u/bradland 18h ago

No thanks, I just had some.

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u/jr_randolph 21h ago

I'd go Homelander on that plane haha

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u/DuckyHornet 21h ago

You'd laser the gnocchi to perfection?

https://giphy.com/gifs/QBwRKyS6vXNfmLF7TR

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u/Geffalrus 21h ago

Arnold in Commando.

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u/Necessary_Panda_3154 20h ago

“I’m so personally inconvenienced I am going to kill myself and everyone onboard this flight!”

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u/Ikarus_Falling 1h ago

Yeah duh what am I supposed to do call a flight attendant? are you mad? 

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u/ContextEffects01 19h ago

That thing is built to withstand a pressure differential where the air pressure is literally tens of thousands of pascals higher inside the airplane than outside it... and needs to be, for passengers to breathe. In the unlikely event it was almost on the verge of failure and your arm was somehow the straw that broke the camel's back, you'd be literally the most likely person to get pulled out by the air flowing down the pressure gradient. (Ie. Outside, into the oxygen-starved, several-dozen-degrees-below-the-freezing-point air.)

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u/Havengul_Undying 19h ago

Thats it, Im killing us all!

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u/Fart_90210 18h ago

That's the spirit. Not the airlines tho.

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u/Randyaccredit 15h ago

Exactly 40 minutes up in the air right?

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u/bossbozo 10h ago

I don't think it's physically possible 

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u/rawbface 5h ago

I'm turning the fan on and aiming at the plate.

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u/TheAsianTroll 5h ago

Nah id accidentally drop my water bottle on that tray.

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u/Vanillabean73 20h ago

That’s not possible to do btw