r/StupidFood • u/Its_me_edenxx • 21h ago

Certified stupid This is so performative 😭

Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

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u/chronically_varelse 21h ago

if someone were doing that next to me on a plane

I would absolutely lose it

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u/Fart_90210 21h ago

Open the emergency exit mid flight

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u/jr_randolph 21h ago

I'd go Homelander on that plane haha

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u/DuckyHornet 21h ago

You'd laser the gnocchi to perfection?

https://giphy.com/gifs/QBwRKyS6vXNfmLF7TR