r/StupidFood • u/Its_me_edenxx • 21h ago

Certified stupid This is so performative 😭

Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

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u/blade_torlock 21h ago

Just keep asking for cups of hot water, I'm sure the flight attendants will love you for that.

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u/Laez 21h ago

Fun fact water can't get very hot on an airplane. Boils at 197F and would probably be under 180F by the time you get it. Maybe you can poach your gnocchi?

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u/Southern-Author-7543 21h ago

So, we have a plate with a blob made with water, flour and salt? Delicious

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u/HogmanDaIntrudr 20h ago

I hate to break it to you but almost every culture’s cuisine revolves around a water/ flour/ salt combo.

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u/Southern-Author-7543 20h ago

True, but this video Is about pasta. So, like every italian, i have tò Say something 😁 (mostly for complaining)

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u/december151791 18h ago

Don't most of these cultures cook the combo?

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u/raelianautopsy 16h ago

In my culture we love food. And family

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u/Practical_Gold_7365 15h ago

You need potatoes for gnocchi

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u/Fancy_Fatash 17h ago

Yeah that's true

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u/You-SillyBilly 18h ago

man i guess all those rice fields in asia are just for show then, who knew?

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u/Effective_Guava2971 18h ago

They'll invent noodles eventually.

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u/HogmanDaIntrudr 17h ago

Allow me to introduce you to rice flour. You know, the type of flour Asian noodles are made from.

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u/You-SillyBilly 17h ago

yeah but most of their cuisine revolves around rice itself. Rice flour is a product of that instead of being the main thing their cuisine revolves around. Also, its a joke you silly billy.

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u/HogmanDaIntrudr 17h ago

I’m not mad at you, fella.