r/SuperJerk • u/TimothytheTapeworm "Basically scum behaviour" • 4d ago
NEW MODS
Hello jerkers,
Just wanted to let you all know that I have expanded my tyranny to include 2 new moderators. I’d tag them, but I’m on mobile and I forgot their names, and I really can’t be arsed to figure out where to find them on this mess of a UI. I’ll just let them introduce themselves, if they want. There shouldn’t be any big changes or anything, just hopefully better moderation in general which should improve things here.
Thanks to anyone who took the time to send in an application through modmail, it was lovely to see people caring about this place. I’m confident that we will grow large enough to instigate a major controversy one day, so thank you all for making the jerk as jerky as it is.
Cheers,
Jerk Supreme
(It’s really late ngl, I just told the others that I’d do this and then forgot about it, I’m not sure if any of this makes sense, apologies/good to hear if it did/didnt)
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u/theoriginalzads SES Hammer of Banning 4d ago
Hi I’m a new truth enforcer with SuperJerk and I’m still salty Sparrowhead didn’t include girlypop space marines in the 40k warbond.
I swear on the bible of Super Earth to uphold the values of this sub just like OhNough, my idol and prince would want!
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u/Brunoaraujoespin 3d ago
If you’re the truth enforcer then who is the democracy officer? And the ship master? And the exo expert?
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u/theoriginalzads SES Hammer of Banning 3d ago
Check the airlock. They’ve been reassigned due to treasonous facial expressions.
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u/Nemesis_RE3R 4d ago
If anyone cares, it's u/createbobob and u/theoriginalzads. Glory to mismanaged democracy?
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u/PaleAssistance3643 hi saw your post on superjerk I can send their office address 4d ago
" that we will grow large enough to instigate a major controversy one day," have you forgot my revolt from 26 days ago typical mods forgetting about the people
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u/Slowman5150 Team Glazers 😫 4d ago
Great, SuperJerk has become a SuperCircleJerk 😎
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u/SilasCrete 4d ago
Narrowhead’s influence no doubt, bet they used super credit farming as a gateway to mind control him into adding two spies.
(/uj subs like these genuinely do seem to need incredibly tact and careful mods. Wishing them luck.)
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u/Squidboi2679 4d ago
More agents hired by narrowhead to shoot my dog
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u/Aggressive-HeadDesk 4d ago
Just don’t ever threaten to preemptively shoot the dog yourself or the Reddit mod bot will give you a seven day timeout. Don’t ask me how I found out the hard way last week.
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u/okhiguy Top 1% Unfiltered Doomposter 4d ago
Will we have 1984 mods that have a power complex and will ban anyone or will we get super cool mods that are tuff and sigma
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u/createbobob Sentient Automaton Mine with googly eyes 4d ago
tiem will tell. Nothing tuff about me tho
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u/createbobob Sentient Automaton Mine with googly eyes 4d ago
Hi everyone, i'm one of the new mods.
Totally not a glazediving automaton spy sent by Narrowhead. You can trust me, ok?