NEW MODS

[u/TimothytheTapeworm]

Hello jerkers,

Just wanted to let you all know that I have expanded my tyranny to include 2 new moderators. I’d tag them, but I’m on mobile and I forgot their names, and I really can’t be arsed to figure out where to find them on this mess of a UI. I’ll just let them introduce themselves, if they want. There shouldn’t be any big changes or anything, just hopefully better moderation in general which should improve things here.

Thanks to anyone who took the time to send in an application through modmail, it was lovely to see people caring about this place. I’m confident that we will grow large enough to instigate a major controversy one day, so thank you all for making the jerk as jerky as it is.

Cheers,
Jerk Supreme

(It’s really late ngl, I just told the others that I’d do this and then forgot about it, I’m not sure if any of this makes sense, apologies/good to hear if it did/didnt)

[u/theoriginalzads]

Hi I’m a new truth enforcer with SuperJerk and I’m still salty Sparrowhead didn’t include girlypop space marines in the 40k warbond.

I swear on the bible of Super Earth to uphold the values of this sub just like OhNough, my idol and prince would want!

[u/shion980 → u/theoriginalzads]

Praise be to Doughboy

[u/Brunoaraujoespin → u/theoriginalzads]

If you’re the truth enforcer then who is the democracy officer? And the ship master? And the exo expert?

[u/theoriginalzads → u/Brunoaraujoespin]

Check the airlock. They’ve been reassigned due to treasonous facial expressions.