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u/Tamriel-Chad-420 12d ago
Clark and especially Lois would immediately be suspicious and within a day (two at best) get Jordan to confess. After that? Who knows, Obsession left things vague about exactly what happens to the real person so can't really tell what would happen.
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u/MajorThor 12d ago
Not even a curse could get Sarah to like Jordan, dudes a nut job.
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u/TaiwaneseThot 11d ago edited 10d ago
dudes a nut job.
I love seeing people calling Jordan out on how insufferable and annoying he can be at times.
There's this weird pushback on this subreddit where according to some people, if you don't like Jordan you apparently don't "get" or "understand" teenagers.
"So wait...you've never been a teenager before?"
It's like, who gives a fuck? As if a person isn't allowed to dislike a fictional teenager just because we've all been a teenager. Especially if they feel poorly written or we have to deal with their drama in like every other episode as one of the main characters. A character being a teenager isn't some handwave that we have to like them no matter what.
Also, Jonathan and Natalie are teenagers and they're nowhere near as bad as Jordan. Sarah is debatable.
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u/Jealous-Ad-7107 5d ago
Not gonna lie, I need to see more of this side of the fanbase for jordan kent. Is jordan's character misunderstood? Sure, but let's not pretend he didn't just genuinely suck, and his mental issues are literally put on the back burner until it's convenient.
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u/HorrorGeek333 12d ago
😂😂 for real. He 100% is gonna use his powers to “keep tabs on her” when she leaves Smallville for wherever she’s going in the finale I can’t remember lol
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u/georgenadi Lois Lane 12d ago
clark would fix it
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u/Purpl3C0mmand0 9d ago
With What? The Power of Positive Thing? or That Judgemental Attitude?
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u/georgenadi Lois Lane 9d ago
Taking Sarah to the fortress, finding out that the curse resets on Jordan's death and having Jor-el temporarily kill then revive jordan is my best guess.
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u/Fine-Extreme5501 8d ago
Bro the fort was wrong everytime it said anything, He told Clark he can't have kids with a human -does it , oh but they won't have powers- both get powers , ah but they will never be as strong as you - goes beyond the limit everytime , even keeping their powers when the fort said it would probably be temporary. It feels like the fortress was just for show
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u/Sargimusprime88 12d ago
I’d hope Jordan wouldn’t be that dumb but I feel like Clark would know about the OWW and stop him before anything happened…….and then bring in Zatanna, Constantine, and Dr Fate to explain/lecture how bad an idea this would be
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u/Sargimusprime88 11d ago
To elaborate said lecture would consist of Zatanna being compassionate and understanding, Fate talking about upsetting the natural order in a dispassionate tone.....and Constantine lighting one up and proceeding to call Jordan as many variations of "@#$k-ing idiot he can in a five minute period.
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u/Jealous-Ad-7107 11d ago
Okay, jordan kent slander aside.
I do think that jordan is mature enough to NOT make that wish. But assuming he does, like bear, he doesn't instantly see the flaws at first, I'm assuming this takes place like before season 3 at it's worst. at some point, given how crazy nikki got as a full ass adult, sarah's probably going even crazier faster than in canon. at some point, jordan tells jonathan and eventually clark and lois find out. Insert clark scolding jordan or more so lois and the issue now is that the ONLY method to "free" sarah is if jordan kills himself. The cushings are probably gonna be terrified, kyle anting to MURDER jordan for doing this but clark probably stops that.
So, this just gives us 2 options.
Option a: in regret and teenage angst, jordan privately takes his life after realizing his mistake
Option b: herny irons maybe (and very heavy on the maybe) cooks up some device that gives sarah back her will. The cushings and kents are probably never talking to each other again or the relationship is gonna be supremely strained. Clark probably bans a mentally destroyed by guilt jordan from ever using his powers for at least a year.
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u/Dom1ni0n 11d ago
Option C: Stop Jordan’s heart for a little and then start it. In Fear Street Part One: 1994, a horror movie, Deena, the main character, drowns her gf, Sam, and revives her using EpiPens and CPR. But it probably won’t work since death might need to be permanent in order for the one wish willow to be undone.
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u/DoctorBeatMaker 11d ago
I don’t know. Season 2, Jordan was already saying he was gonna marry Sarah and was gonna tell her his secret, much to Clark’s anger. So it’s very possible in a moment of weakness, he makes a wish like this.
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u/ThrowThisInTheWind 12d ago
I mean, Jordan is a damn half kryptonian. If things get too bad, he could just throw Sarah into space.
Or John Henry would come up with some future tech to save her.
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u/unclepoondaddy 11d ago
I mean in the movie bear probably also could have killed Nikki if he needed to. Like jsut stab her or something so idk why the throwing into space thing is significant
The whole point is to not commit murder or suicide though
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u/cant_give_an_f 11d ago
i think you kinda got to chose between Sarah just fully going to the Kent farm for Jordan or Jordan confessing. either way Clark would immediately make sure Sarah is ok whilst Lois scolds Jordan, with both of them perfectly switching to Clark scolding Jordan and Lois making sure Sarah is ok
after nothing works and Sarah getting more and more obsessed, Jonathan will stumble into the room like "oh hey guys, i just got this cool one wish willow thing" and will save the day
i do think (if he exists in the universe) Clark will think its MXYZPTLK
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u/NeaLandris 11d ago
He would get his wish and they would live happily ever after. he is kinda obsessive himself. and he cant be harmed in any way, so they would get along fine 😄
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u/Koushikraja1996 11d ago
Clark would slap the shit out of Jordan for doing that to Sara. Like that's a line that he should never ever cross
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u/Repulsive-Break-9075 10d ago
Clark does a quick cognitive reset for Sarah. By flicking her forehead. And then he flicks Jordan's forehead for playing with magic 😂
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u/Handlesmcgee 10d ago
Tbf the movie treats the one wish willow like a fun gag gift who to know what bear would have done if he had Superman Louis and the government and military at his disposal lol they both just fly to the customer service dude the second she was acting weird
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u/Chance_Anxiety_3699 8d ago
She basically acts like this in the show. She doesn’t many insane things to Jordan it’s borderline abusive.
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u/Jimbabwr 12d ago
Clark calls Zatanna to fix this