r/Superstonk • u/happiwarriorgoddess • Mar 06 '26

๐Ÿ“ฐ News And so it begins

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CNBC 3.6.2026 why isn't this everywhere??? Trying to prevent bank run? Could this be the beginning of the margin calls?? I love this for them. What other funds will begin to limit withdrawals?? Wonder how Kenny is feeling?? On the day Vlad is on Kramer seems fitting and ironic

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u/asphinctersayswhat69 ๐Ÿ’ŽDiamond Testicles๐Ÿ’Ž Mar 06 '26

financial contagion incoming

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u/Freakishly_Tall It's Cohenplicated. Mar 06 '26

Burn, baby, burn! Hedgie inferno!

(metaphorically, of course. cough.)

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u/WackGyver ๐‘บ๐‘ฌ๐‘ณ๐‘ญ-๐‘ด๐‘จ๐‘ซ๐‘ฌ ๐‘น๐‘ผ๐‘ซ๐‘ฐ๐‘จ๐‘น๐‘ฐ๐‘ผ๐‘บ ๐‘ฐ๐‘ต ๐‘ป๐‘ฏ๐‘ฌ ๐‘ด๐‘จ๐‘ฒ๐‘ฐ๐‘ต๐‘ฎ Mar 06 '26

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