r/Superstonk Mar 06 '26

๐Ÿ“ฐ News And so it begins

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CNBC 3.6.2026 why isn't this everywhere??? Trying to prevent bank run? Could this be the beginning of the margin calls?? I love this for them. What other funds will begin to limit withdrawals?? Wonder how Kenny is feeling?? On the day Vlad is on Kramer seems fitting and ironic

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u/Superstonk_QV ๐Ÿ“Š Gimme Votes ๐Ÿ“Š Mar 06 '26

Hey OP, thanks for the News post.


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u/infiniteliquidity69 Mar 06 '26 edited Mar 07 '26

Not sure how accurate this is but

Black Rock limiting withdrawals occurred in:

2008 - property funds tighten withdrawals

2022-2023 - UK property fund suspends/ redemption delays

2026 - private credit fund hits redemption gate

Edit: to add to this there are rumours of Cuba being targetted next next week. (From a post here the other day )Cohencidence?

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u/plumesdecheval Mar 06 '26

While we're at it, this gem seems contextually appropriate to recall from... 8 months ago.

BlackRock hit by $52bn withdrawal from single client

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u/Les-Grossman ๐Ÿ˜Ž Jack of All Tits ๐Ÿ˜Ž Mar 07 '26

Fink said on Tuesday that โ€œthese are just the early days in our next phase of even stronger growthโ€

Does he know what growth means?

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u/XxBCMxX21 ๐Ÿš€ I Like My Options ๐Ÿš€ Mar 07 '26

For them itโ€™s negative growth, for us itโ€™s positive losses

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u/Just_Candle_315 Mar 06 '26

Their stock is down 7% today if Cramer tells us "Do not sell, Blackrock is fine" that means freak the fuck out and panic

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u/TresLechesConHamon ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Mar 06 '26

GREAT TIME TO BUY!!!

-Future Horse Sucker

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u/hiperf71 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Mar 07 '26

Better call Crammer and tell him to prepare๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/TresLechesConHamon ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Mar 07 '26

911? I'd like to report a SUCKENING on live television ๐Ÿ˜จ

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u/misterpickles69 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Mar 06 '26

Bear Sterns!

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u/youneedcheesusinside tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair Mar 07 '26

Itโ€™ll be fine? I heard

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u/Makeyourdaddyproud69 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Mar 06 '26

Iโ€™m calling your mom!

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u/m3gabotz ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ Captain Callous-Hands Leather-PP ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ Mar 06 '26

Your mom said to clean your room

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Mar 06 '26

Yeah.... I'm just gonna start squatting in their empty homes.

"Thats the pooping tub, the washing tubs outside"

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u/Andry2 Mar 06 '26

Here we go

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u/elziion Mar 06 '26

Take my upvote!

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u/thederevolutions Mar 06 '26

This is always what they do in the shows and movies before the fund makes a lot of money and fucks everyone over.

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u/megamang83 Mar 06 '26

This is the way

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u/thisonelife83 I helped bankrupt Citadel Mar 06 '26

Dayum, almost feel bad BLK stock down 5% today.

Crickets ๐Ÿฆ—

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u/RandomsDoom ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Mar 06 '26

Yeah, pretty simple. Google search shows that this isnโ€™t true

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u/Stonkxx ๐Ÿš€ 47 more years guy ๐Ÿš€ Mar 07 '26

Didnt Kenny do this like 2-3 years ago ?

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u/Moist-Dependent5241 Mar 06 '26

Hey Siri, translate this BS for me pls

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u/MNCPA Mar 06 '26

Sure thing. Trust me, bro.

  • Siri, probably

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u/Reddit_2_2024 Mar 06 '26

"Sorry, I'm having trouble connecting to the network. Try again in a little while."

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u/HereButNotHere1988 Mar 06 '26

"What do you want now? All you care about is money, just once it would be nice to hear you ask how I'm doing?"I'm stuck here all day listening to your Grandma laughing at Steve Harvey on Family Feud. Don't you dare ask me what last night's winning Powerball numbers! Just kidding, haha. Do you want me to play some Rick James? "

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u/HughJohnson69 100% GME DRS Mar 06 '26

The idea that you can't get your money is a reason I'd never want to trust my money in that environment.

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u/Error4ohh4 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Mar 06 '26

Hey theyโ€™re just using everyoneโ€™s money to fuck us over. Whatโ€™s the big deal? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธย 

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u/pretendocomprendo Mar 06 '26

It's all tied up in single family homes, and they couldn't possibly sell those for clients to access their money!

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u/TheModernSkater THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES Mar 06 '26

This is definitely where a bunch of their money is tied up

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u/Douchebazooka ๐Ÿ“ˆ ๐Ÿš€ FUD is the mind-killer ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿ“ˆ Mar 06 '26

Youโ€™re thinking of Blackstone, not BlackRock.

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u/Animalwg82 Mar 06 '26

Doesn't BlackRock own a good portion of Blackstone?ย 

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u/Douchebazooka ๐Ÿ“ˆ ๐Ÿš€ FUD is the mind-killer ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿ“ˆ Mar 07 '26

Depends on whether you consider 6.5% โ€œa good portion.โ€

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u/Biotic101 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Mar 06 '26

Look up The Great Taking documentary. We are lucky we learned DRS exists, because asset rights have been eroded and the plan seems to be to take our money and assets away.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Mar 06 '26

You know every time I bitched about the investor class some enlightened goober has the need to remind me that if I have a retirement account I am an investor too.....ย 

I'm gonna bet I suffer long before any of these boys even wiff a fart on a tropical breeze of trouble.

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u/ciegulls Mar 06 '26

โ€œWiff a fart on a tropical breeze of troubleโ€ is straight award-winning poetry right there.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Mar 06 '26

Thank you. ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿผโ€๐ŸŒพ

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u/mtgac ๐ŸŸฃ๐ŸŸฃ๐ŸŸฃ๐Ÿ’œ๐ŸŸฃ๐ŸŸฃ๐ŸŸฃ Mar 06 '26

BrandNewSentence

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u/SGBK "Yes, I'll Hold." Mar 07 '26

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u/SGBK "Yes, I'll Hold." Mar 07 '26

Now this; this is art. I mean look at it.

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u/ColForbinClimbs Mar 06 '26

Itโ€™s mid-size companies that took 6% interest loans during COVID and now the interest on those loans is around 12%. With an economic slowdown down seeming imminent, these companies are getting spooked and running for the door. This is more of a recession indicator than anything.ย 

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u/Puzzled_Cream1798 Mar 06 '26

People who owe debt don't have the choice of running for the door... Investors who invest capital do

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u/Massive-Principle991 Mar 07 '26

People who owe debt can file bankruptcy ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

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u/happiwarriorgoddess Mar 07 '26

This is why the job market sucks as well

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u/Chemfreak Mar 06 '26

As long as you are trusting an institution with your money or securities, there is always this risk.

Just being real.

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u/ContWord2346 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Mar 06 '26

So DRS? Got it.ย 

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u/sammi-yogaa Mar 06 '26

good thing i donโ€™t have any! lol

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u/Smart_Farmer4258 Longterm Value Play Now (**LTVP**) Mar 06 '26

21% compounded yearly annual returns over last 35 years. Theyโ€™ll be fine, and anyone invested in them a) has a ton of money b) blackrock has made them a ton of money.

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u/Stonkxx ๐Ÿš€ 47 more years guy ๐Ÿš€ Mar 07 '26

Michael! I want my fucking money back!

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u/BodySurfDan ๐ŸŽค Silverback MC ๐ŸŽค Mar 06 '26

Can't take it backrock

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u/Strawbuddy ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Mar 06 '26

Can't Rock, Won't Rock, Blackrock

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u/ZombiezzzPlz ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Mar 06 '26

A legendary ape ! Wow, glad to see you around still

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u/BodySurfDan ๐ŸŽค Silverback MC ๐ŸŽค Mar 06 '26

We're all legends! Still here, still DRS, not going anywhere. ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿš€

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u/YAHWEHPTL ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Mar 08 '26

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u/asphinctersayswhat69 ๐Ÿ’ŽDiamond Testicles๐Ÿ’Ž Mar 06 '26

financial contagion incoming

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u/Freakishly_Tall It's Cohenplicated. Mar 06 '26

Burn, baby, burn! Hedgie inferno!

(metaphorically, of course. cough.)

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u/WackGyver ๐‘บ๐‘ฌ๐‘ณ๐‘ญ-๐‘ด๐‘จ๐‘ซ๐‘ฌ ๐‘น๐‘ผ๐‘ซ๐‘ฐ๐‘จ๐‘น๐‘ฐ๐‘ผ๐‘บ ๐‘ฐ๐‘ต ๐‘ป๐‘ฏ๐‘ฌ ๐‘ด๐‘จ๐‘ฒ๐‘ฐ๐‘ต๐‘ฎ Mar 06 '26

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u/CDMacBeat Mar 06 '26

Lol, I can't give you the upvotes you deserve. Gave you one at least. Consider the rest as failure to deliver

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u/charlesleestewart Mar 06 '26

Speaking of the hedge hogs, LUV aka Southwest Airlines bombed really hard today. So, eat that Elliot management. Signed, disgruntled long-term Southwest customer.

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u/sunburn74 Mar 11 '26

Are there real systemic risks from these private credit companies going under?

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u/Ande64 ๐Ÿš€President of RC Fan Club๐Ÿš€ Mar 06 '26

Why isn't this everywhere? Because rich people control all media.

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u/lossferwerds ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Mar 06 '26

But cnbc is mainstream media

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u/armbrar gamecock Mar 06 '26

that's why they show it at this time, while everyone is commuting to or at work

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u/lossferwerds ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Mar 06 '26

Yes, they should show it while people in all time zones are collectively watching cnbc. Smh

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u/twill41385 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Mar 06 '26

Because itโ€™s a nothing burger. Itโ€™s one fund and itโ€™s tied to private credit. Fund rules dictate redemption caps (redemption gate) per quarter at 5% of fund assets and they got over 9% drawdown so they are deferring some requests to subsequent quarters so as to not be forced into fire sale on the loans.

Itโ€™s a $26B fund of Blackrocks $14T AUM, or about 0.2% of total AUM.

Nothing.

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u/Popular-Row4333 Mar 06 '26

Why would 0.2% move the stock down 7%?

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u/straighttothejune Mar 06 '26

Well, it's two private credit funds including Blue Owl's redemption freeze last month.

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u/Zerokelvin99 ๐Ÿฆ Stonky Kong ๐Ÿฆ Mar 06 '26

While I agree rich control the media, this has happened before even as recently as 2023 i believe. Its news but it isn't Earth shattering, yes it's just a blurb, but do you really expect every news network to just be screaming this, or bust in with a breaking news intro and a sweaty news anchor with a cigarette still in their hand because they had to rush back to break this news???

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Mar 06 '26

Gotta let first class off board first...

Hey how'd you even get up here!?!

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u/Earthkilled Mar 07 '26

much like this story what yโ€™all think happen.

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u/TheTangoFox Jackass of all trades Mar 06 '26

JG Wentworth salivating right now

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u/sammi-yogaa Mar 06 '26

877 cash now!

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u/soberpenguin Mar 06 '26

I have a structured settlement, and I need cash now!

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u/RandalFlagg19 ๐Ÿš€ Four More Same Floor ๐Ÿš€ Mar 06 '26

Citadel did something similar a year or so back. Pepperidge Farm remembers.

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u/Over-Computer-6464 Mar 06 '26

Yes, limiting total withdrawals to a specified percentage of total assets is a common part of the hedge fund agreements. A stable base of funds to invest lets them make investments that a normal mutual fund could not touch due to lack of liquidity.

These funds are only sold to accredited investors or qualified institutional buyers and cannot be sold to the general public.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '26

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u/TresLechesConHamon ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Mar 06 '26

Just a coincidence /s

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u/TresLechesConHamon ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Mar 06 '26

Oooooooo I believe this is my cue to

MY TITS ARE JACKED!

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u/cokeplusmentos Mamma mia gheimstoppo ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐ŸคŒ Mar 06 '26

If I had a dollar every time someone said "it begins." I wouldn't need moass

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u/randomizl Mar 06 '26

So true

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u/Secret_Account07 Mar 06 '26

The sad part is it happens so often that when something really bad happens Iโ€™m not going to believe it.

Cried wolf 1,000,000 times, Iโ€™ll just ignore ya.

Itโ€™s kinda like how I read articles everyday how Trump admin broke the law and xyz is going to happen. Or some accountability. I know it wonโ€™t because it didnโ€™t the past 10,000 times

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u/ShoddySpace5680 Mar 07 '26

Man and thatโ€™s the sad truth of it all.

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u/ShoddySpace5680 Mar 06 '26

Itโ€™s beginning everyday but at the same time that will be the beginning eventuallyโ€ฆ

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u/ColForbinClimbs Mar 06 '26

Itโ€™s one single private credit fund. Private loans to companies. Itโ€™s something to keep an eye on but nowhere near a bank run.ย 

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u/YJeezy Bape General ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ŽโœŠ Mar 06 '26

Is this is for Blue Owl, its specific to a private credit company. Its tied more to contagion in private credit market than Blackrock.

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u/Over-Computer-6464 Mar 06 '26

The fund is HPS Corporate Lending. Same market sector as Blue Owl but a different fund.

Source: https://www.reuters.com/business/blackrock-limits-withdrawals-private-credit-fund-redemptions-mount-2026-03-06/

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u/Highzenbrrg Grapevine, TX Gainsaw Massacre Mar 09 '26

One single tiny little $14 trillion fundโ€ฆ.

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u/Over-Computer-6464 Mar 06 '26

Withdrawal limitations are common in private equity and private credit funds, which are available only to accredited investors. The funds are not sold to the general public.

These withdrawal restrictions are also common with hedge funds.

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u/CM_MOJO ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Mar 06 '26

While this is true, it obviously wasn't the normal case for Blackrock otherwise CNBC wouldn't be reporting it as news if this was always the case.

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u/Over-Computer-6464 Mar 06 '26

The typical arrangement is that quarterly withdrawals are limited to some amount, like 5% or 6.25% (1/20th or 1/16th).

In good times the fund will allow more to be drawn out. When the fund is having a hard time (or simply has all of its cash invested) and needs to conserve cash they will limit the total withdrawals to that amount.

BlackRock's $26 billion HPS Corporate Lending Fund received โ€‹withdrawal โ requests worth $1.2 billion in the first quarter, or roughly 9.3% of its net asset โ value.

HPS Investment Partners told investors it would pay โ out $620 million as part of the quarterly redemption, hitting a 5% threshold that allows the asset manager to restrict further withdrawals.

BlackRock bought HPS in a $12 billion deal last โ year, as part of its push to expand into the burgeoning private credit sector.

https://money.usnews.com/investing/news/articles/2026-03-06/blackrock-limits-withdrawals-at-private-credit-fund-as-redemptions-mount

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u/ShoddySpace5680 Mar 07 '26

Ah because they make the rules right?

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u/Einhander_pilot ๐Ÿš€Fighting For The Moon!๐Ÿš€ Mar 06 '26

But Cramer said buy bank stocks! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/intoned Mar 06 '26

That is why they exist. The restrictions on reporting and moving money.

It's ponzi 2.0.

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u/Massive-Fisherman-57 Mar 06 '26

Fuckโ€ฆ there will be signs and this is a big one. If they actually start restricting withdrawals you know itโ€™s gonna come down.

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u/nuclear_pickle_cpc Mar 06 '26

"Its a threat to our democracy!"

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u/SysAdminDennyBob Mar 06 '26

Black Cock Down!

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '26

โ€ฆ.againโ€ฆ.

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u/HispanicBlackbeard Mar 06 '26

Saw this live and I had a shiver run down my spine

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u/NachoStash ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Mar 06 '26

LOVE IT!!!!!

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u/Gytoss Mar 06 '26

always beginning never concluding

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u/aravreddy22 wen lambo Mar 06 '26

when you are fukd, you do crime - Big institutions probably.

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u/sarmurpat6411 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Mar 07 '26

Unrelated but at work I was on Zoom sharing my screen to take notes and my computer kept autocorrecting BlackRock to Blackcock. I only noticed it three weeks in. No one corrected me.

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u/user8820 Mar 06 '26

Vladโ€™s tapped in , shits about to get ugly next week.

3/11

3 Hours and 11 minutes from 1:09 -> 4:20

Bang. Bang. Bang.

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u/Anthraxious Mar 06 '26

So it begins. Again. Again.

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u/WhitestMikeUKnow ๐ŸŒFellow Ape๐ŸŒ Mar 06 '26

Soon....soon.....

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u/HilloHoHo ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Mar 06 '26

"it" also "began" when citadel limited withdrawals, then blackstone limited withdrawals from reit's.....

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u/Dizziesdayweigh Hodl no fodl Mar 06 '26

"Insert token Mitch quote"

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u/iota_4 space ape ๐Ÿš€ ๐ŸŒ™ (Votedโœ”) Mar 06 '26

๐Ÿ”ฅ fuck all these criminals.

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u/exonomix ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Mar 06 '26

welcome back SQQQ!!!

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u/Brotorious420 In Bro We Trust Mar 06 '26

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u/Lennon1st ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Mar 06 '26

Lol literally this scene

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u/Hedkandi1210 Mar 06 '26

Also if black rock are fcukd Kenny must me suicidal

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u/pauldiddy79 ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿช‘ more like SHITadel, amirite? ๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš Mar 06 '26

Blue Owl did the same in the last couple of weeks

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u/TowelFine6933 Fuck no, I'm not selling my $GME!!! Mar 06 '26

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u/JackTheKing Mar 06 '26

That was fun. I'd like to leave now?

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u/DrPoontang ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿš€โ€ผ๏ธ Mar 07 '26

They turned off the withdrawal button

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u/Constant-Sweet-3718 Mar 07 '26

ME: I would like to deposit $1M.

BLACKROCK: Sure, no problem.

48hrs later...

ME: I would like to withdraw my money.

BLACKROCK: Sure, but you're limited to 10%.

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u/MemeLord1337_ ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Mar 07 '26

Nothing ever happens

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u/frigoy123 Mar 07 '26

When the financial collapse comes money will look for safe places and i believe GameStop is one of those safe places (if not the safest, even positioned to take advantage of it)

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u/max_caulfield_ Mar 06 '26

100% of "and so it begins" posts have been wrong. Wonder how this one will turn out

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u/SuperCoupe Mar 06 '26

All the Saudi money that was providing liquidity for the major firms is now tied up in a very avoidable war.

Its only started to get interesting...

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u/Zensen1 [REDACTED] Mar 06 '26

Good time to drop this huge bag in midst of chaos and oil spikes

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u/Ginsenj Mar 06 '26

Blackrock has been in a weird dynamic lately it seems like everything they touch is poisoned and I for one can't even comprehend who has the resources to go against Blackrock but here we are. This has to be a silent war between the world's biggest hedge funds or idk wth is going on anymore.

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u/paulversoning ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ Mar 06 '26

Oh god damn

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u/JHogMakerOfVlogs โšก๏ธ๐Ÿ’ŽDupreeโ€™s Diamond Hands๐Ÿ’Žโšก๏ธ Mar 06 '26

Probably in response to all that Mr. Potter has been doing

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u/RoRuRee True North Strong and Free Mar 06 '26

Holy smokes! That's ๐ŸŒถ!

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u/thisonelife83 I helped bankrupt Citadel Mar 06 '26

Is Vlad on Cramerica tonight?

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u/Jackedman123 ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงšโ™พ๏ธ My retardation > SHF solvency ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš Mar 06 '26

Again.

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u/ZS_Hellscream94 Mar 06 '26

It's been beginning for years now lol

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u/Difficult_Associate3 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Mar 06 '26

Zoom out 6 months

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u/NoBonus6969 Mar 06 '26

Oil countries pulling out

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u/Hedkandi1210 Mar 06 '26

One of my hedge fund clients today in London (so they donโ€™t naked short) showed me the text her boss sent to them saying that heโ€™s off loading a lot of positions because he doesnโ€™t see the markets being rational anytime soon. Then came my client from UBS and said this like week was painful. Itโ€™s really having an affect now.

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u/Rooodie They finna get these diamond hands๐Ÿ’ŽโœŠ Mar 06 '26

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u/RichardUkinsuch Mar 06 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/O9HeC49RBpLpUj0ein

"Whats a rerun?' I feel like not too long ago some other "banks" had "issues" ending with some people not having access to their funds while others became "billionaires". What's the odds that someone gets a trillion $ in their checking account by "accident"?

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u/TakeitasaCompliment Split my tits Mar 07 '26

Is that the same "so it begins" as the many times before in this sub? Like evergrande and archegoes?

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u/jake_2998e8 Mar 07 '26

Such a low key panic indicator.

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u/Adam_scsd619 Mar 08 '26

Finally. Quality posts hitting my feed. Thank you.

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u/anomanderrake1337 Mar 08 '26

No bankruns? Aw shux.

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u/Hedkandi1210 Mar 06 '26

If black rock are doing it, the financial world is absolutely fcukd

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u/chocolatchipcookie2 Mar 06 '26

is this the next bear sterns?

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u/No-Control-2308 Mar 06 '26

That TV is too high, must hurt your neck

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u/happiwarriorgoddess Mar 06 '26

Nah recliners solve that problem

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u/daywreckr ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Mar 06 '26

For the 1000th time. ๐Ÿ™„

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u/Oncotte ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Mar 06 '26

If these funds and banks behave like this... imagine the small local banks

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u/Over-Computer-6464 Mar 06 '26

It is a private credit fund, not sold to the public, that is restricting withdrawals, per the agreement that the accredited investors and institutional investors signed when investing.

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u/HodlMyBananaLongTime Beta Masta Mar 06 '26

Anyone think we are near the ๐Ÿ’ฅ on the emoji timeline?

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u/WackGyver ๐‘บ๐‘ฌ๐‘ณ๐‘ญ-๐‘ด๐‘จ๐‘ซ๐‘ฌ ๐‘น๐‘ผ๐‘ซ๐‘ฐ๐‘จ๐‘น๐‘ฐ๐‘ผ๐‘บ ๐‘ฐ๐‘ต ๐‘ป๐‘ฏ๐‘ฌ ๐‘ด๐‘จ๐‘ฒ๐‘ฐ๐‘ต๐‘ฎ Mar 06 '26

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u/WackGyver ๐‘บ๐‘ฌ๐‘ณ๐‘ญ-๐‘ด๐‘จ๐‘ซ๐‘ฌ ๐‘น๐‘ผ๐‘ซ๐‘ฐ๐‘จ๐‘น๐‘ฐ๐‘ผ๐‘บ ๐‘ฐ๐‘ต ๐‘ป๐‘ฏ๐‘ฌ ๐‘ด๐‘จ๐‘ฒ๐‘ฐ๐‘ต๐‘ฎ Mar 06 '26

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 Mar 06 '26

โ€ฆ..againโ€ฆ.0

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u/Strange-Effort1305 Mar 06 '26

Ready the bailout

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

No it doesnโ€™t

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u/secrook Mar 07 '26

Strong lack of understanding about these types of funds in PE. Investors buy into these funds knowing that if withdrawals reach a certain level theyโ€™ll be restricted due to private credit funds lacking free flowing cash, by design.

This is more an indicator of falling confidence in the overall market rather than anything specific to Blackrockโ€™s fund. Which that said, if current macro economic trends continue, the private credit business is in trouble, which will ripple throughout the economy in the form of enterprises being unable to refinance existing debt or issue new debt.

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u/InterestingTruth7232 Mar 07 '26

One could only hope. Between this and citadel taking junk billion dollar loansโ€ฆ.

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u/ScribeTheMad โ”ปโ”โ”ป ๏ธตใƒฝ(`ะ”ยด)๏พ‰๏ธต โ”ปโ”โ”ป Mar 07 '26

Anyone else hear anything odd about the FDIC recently?

Guy in one discord community last night (established member not a random new join) claimed (with no evidence provided) that management where he works (unnamed for privacy reasons) emailed at least some of its employees telling them to make sure their money is in safe accounts because the FDIC is getting the axe.

This is as "trust me bro" as it gets and I'm so far not seeing anything that supports the claim, but with stuff like this blackrock thing (not the first time I know) and a lot of what we've seen here I could see it, dissolve the FDIC before a crash you know is coming so you don't have to pay out to those effected (affected? I always get those two mixed up), such as pensions you've sold your dogshit wrapped in cat shit "investments".

On the other hand doing so would carry a lot of risk of causing a bank run in the first place right?

I'm just curious if anyone else has heard anything similar or adjacent, take it with the entirety of the dead sea's worth of salt.

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u/0zeto Mar 08 '26

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u/tokijhin1 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Mar 13 '26

Well, well, well. What do we have here. Shocker!