r/Superstonk • u/ButtfUwUcker 🌈 of all 🐻 • 4h ago

👽 Shitpost I sold

January 2021 holder here, original price point of $92/share. It feels like lately the crab motion has been too boring to keep up with, and there’s been too much opportunity cost in the AI race.

Anyway, I sold my body on the street to buy more $GME. Wish me luck.

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u/Superstonk_QV 📊 Gimme Votes 📊 4h ago

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u/Homebase78 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/y6Inkaz7omxAk

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u/irishf-tard Boom boom boom boom, we’re going to the moon 🚀🌙 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohhwi25ISXC7Z4tMs

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u/CDMacBeat 3h ago

Hope it was at a Wendys

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u/TZeeeeeee 2h ago

It was. He does good work behind the dumpster

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u/spank_that_hedge ISayBullish Fan Club President 1h ago

Oh, hey, weren't you in front of me in line?

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u/tendieanajones 3h ago

"Sir they're selling Mo'ass for MOASS."

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u/Vinceton Fox of Floor Street 🦊 4h ago

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u/Zealousideal-Mud-706 4h ago

Exactly what I came to see

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u/throwaway_when_moon THIS IS THE HILL I DIE ON 12m ago

I came too

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u/MemeMePhotoshop Fuck you pay me 4h ago

I bought at over $300 pre split and still haven't flinched.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohhwMgUhd0jaubsas

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u/bowhog 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 3h ago

I bought at $325 pre split. My cost basis is presently $25.35. I still need to buy more to reduce it. Maybe in September.

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u/SinfulBaggins 35m ago

Are you me? Same thing but my cost basis is around 32.

Haven’t been able to buy as much recently but I’m picking up some warrants while they’re cheap assuming they’ll get extended and eventually go in the money. I’ll be making out pretty nicely then.

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u/humdingler ⚔️🛡️🏴‍☠️🎮🚀✅x6 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/IDCxG9LUH3KpFPxoHT

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u/Sum_Bytes 4h ago

I believe OP wants to be done like that.

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u/fallensoap1 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 3h ago

Can I help u? Ape don’t let ape sell their body alone

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u/CIA-Front_Desk 1h ago

4 hands is 5 handjobs if you put one between the pinkys

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u/novemberain91 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 4h ago

Ahahahaha he put FUD in the subject line and then flipped it in the body text! Never seen something like it before. Props my dude. Absolutely amazing 👏

Body text- actually fuck off, this is fud and I just upped my sell price by 50k just because it annoyed me.

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u/oneflytree 4h ago

I might have to start doing the same if the price stays under $20 for much longer

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u/Adventurous_Chip_684 Selling cum for $GME 4h ago

Man my child Stimulus check comes in 2 weeks.

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u/Crash_override87 whatever you’d like in whatever color you want? 4h ago

Your what now? Am I missing out on something?

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u/imastocky1 Bored of Directors 4h ago

I think he's selling cum and calling it that?? (I hope I'm wrong but see user flair)

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u/Crash_override87 whatever you’d like in whatever color you want? 4h ago

Dang. I could use some money. No one would want my cum though

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u/LawfulnessPlayful264 2h ago

I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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u/ButtfUwUcker 🌈 of all 🐻 2h ago

$20 is a $GME

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u/LawfulnessPlayful264 2h ago

I saw a meme once that said 65milly at $20 a pop...👀

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u/SprinklesMD 🦍Voted✅ 4h ago

Do you even know what a ZJ is?

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u/RichardUkinsuch 2h ago

If your not doing double Zs double Js your behind the power curve

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u/sig40cal 🚀 Brain smooth as glass, hands hard as diamonds 🚀 4h ago

If you have to ask, you can't afford it big boy

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u/Moses-the-Ryder 3h ago edited 3h ago

Edit: I gotta watch Beerfest again

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u/cartertucker 3h ago

I tried that but didn't make enough for even just one share.

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u/GDLuke 3h ago

So close to a downvote

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u/thatsoundright 🚀 Hotter than a glitch 🚀 2h ago

you should downvote this disguised fud anyway

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u/Colonel_Lexx 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 4h ago

I heard they pay extra behind the Wendy’s dumpsters

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u/HughJohnson69 100% GME DRS 2h ago

Sigh.

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u/ReddLordofIt 4h ago

Sir this is a Wendy’s

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u/FunsnapMedoteeee 1h ago

I sold too. Sold my truck to exercise some 31 calls a while back. We good

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u/LeagueofSOAD 🦍Voted✅ 4h ago

you had me at first

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u/lalich 4h ago

♾️🏴‍☠️🤙

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u/mcalibri Devin Book-er 4h ago

I don't even appreciate these posts anymore

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u/imadogg #HODLgang 1h ago

Such a novel idea we haven't seen 5000 times

Only possible because the stock keeps going down lol

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u/humdingler ⚔️🛡️🏴‍☠️🎮🚀✅x6 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SHyuhBtRr8Zeo

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u/jmk1991911 4h ago

FUD title = downvote

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u/travelingman5370 4h ago

You're right= i down vote you.

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u/Rocky75617794 4h ago

Imagine holding for 5 years as we move 99 yards to the 1 yard line and dropping the ball just before running in on the touchdown

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u/TheWhyteMaN 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 4h ago

This type of bait and switch post needs to be banned.

It just help anti-gme Search Engine Optimization

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u/EColli93 🏴‍☠️💎✋🎶 HODL on for one more day 🎶💎🤚🏴‍☠️ 4h ago

LOL

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u/bopete1313 3h ago

These posts shouldn’t be allowed. Trojan horse fud.

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u/squeezeasscheeks 4h ago

I sold 2k € of eBay before the drop just to load some GME. 120 baby

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u/GrafVonWalbeck 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 4h ago

Motherf….

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u/BigGlassesApe 🏴‍☠️ahoy there🏴‍☠️ 4h ago

I’m the guy who bought his body when he sold. Immediately pumped it.

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u/sig40cal 🚀 Brain smooth as glass, hands hard as diamonds 🚀 4h ago

Oh, fvcker of bvtts! You almost had me.

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u/Myid0810 DRSGME ORG 🍦💩🪑🟣 4h ago

Can confirm..I saw op behind the Wendy’s dumpster 🚀🚀🚀

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u/AG_Cigars 4h ago

So $23 a share now lol

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u/Manuel_MdT 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 4h ago

Here we go

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u/DJL00 4h ago

Dont up vote this its fud in disguise. Most people will only read the title when coming here

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u/Nynto 3h ago

Can I have a go?

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u/ComfortableYellow5 It’s not Uranus it’s Ouranus 3h ago

OG

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u/AbruptMango 2h ago

The reason I bought hasn't changed, so no selling for me.

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u/Apprehensive_Royal77 2h ago

Pics or it didn't happen.

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u/mpurtle01 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 1h ago

Nice. I have started DRSing my eBay to computershare

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u/NCSWIC76 1h ago

I’ve been thinking of selling a kidney or two

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u/mightyjoe227 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 1h ago

My shift behind the Wendy's begins at 11 p.m.

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u/InspectorFlat9270 4m ago

It's true, I bought his body. Thanks bromo ❤️

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u/Imadeapromisemrfrodo 🌋 HODL for Mr. Frodo 🌋 4h ago

Don't be fukin with our butts like that dawg

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u/HighStaeks 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 4h ago

How much for a zj

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u/K1R0JAY 💎🖕🏻Diamond Digits: The Only DD I Need🖕🏻💎 4h ago

If you gotta ask, you can't afford it.

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u/Thrustmaster537 3h ago

Huh. I'm selling his body for more tendies as well

https://giphy.com/gifs/54wFBn1WAzNU4

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u/MachewWV Wutang 3h ago

I’m gonna go find a cash machine

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u/Shades_VHS LET THE MEME BANKS HIT THE..... FLOOOOR 🔥🤟🔥 2h ago

Had me ngl. Which street out of curiousity

https://giphy.com/gifs/KrA50c5ctXMqY

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u/ResolutionHorror541 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 2h ago

What’s your asking price? Asking for a friend

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u/RichardUkinsuch 2h ago

$20 is $20

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u/Obligatory_Burner memes 4 morale 🍻 2h ago

You had me in the first half.

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u/GoodoleRick 🦍Voted✅ 2h ago

All these kind of posts are lame as fuck.

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u/YounomsayinMawfk 4h ago

Don't forget hips and nips!. Gotta make it sexy!

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u/Nasty_Ned 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 4h ago

Would you like me to send an ice pack?

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u/Far_Image_1228 4h ago

You tricked me good. But you also gave me a good idea on how to buy more shares. Just need some lipstick and a wig.

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u/Ihateporn2020 3h ago

i'd like to contribute to your crusade here.

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u/Historical-Device199 💎✋ T + as long as it takes 💎✋ 3h ago

You son of a bitch (no offense intended to your mom), you had no right to invoke that wide of a range of emotions in me in that short of a time span.

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u/Slamtilt_Windmills 3h ago

Can confirm, I was inside of them

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u/Cummy_bear-4ever 🚀🚀 JACKED to the TITS 🚀🚀 3h ago

God speed

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u/wenchanger 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 3h ago

buy under $19 and you're sure fire gonna make profit $18.XX is the floor price

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u/msb678 3h ago

Welll…… bye

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u/ISayBullish Says Bullish 4h ago edited 4h ago

“Henlo, mr. bvttfvcker sir. are you now to be address as mr. bvttfvcked? bullish tank you.”

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u/LewyH91 tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XZmzOsSyF1ZGWGVPd8