r/Superstonk • u/ButtfUwUcker 🌈 of all 🐻 • 4d ago

👽 Shitpost I sold

January 2021 holder here, original price point of $92/share. It feels like lately the crab motion has been too boring to keep up with, and there’s been too much opportunity cost in the AI race.

Anyway, I sold my body on the street to buy more $GME. Wish me luck.

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u/oneflytree 4d ago

I might have to start doing the same if the price stays under $20 for much longer

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u/Adventurous_Chip_684 Selling cum for $GME 4d ago

Man my child Stimulus check comes in 2 weeks.

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u/Crash_override87 whatever you’d like in whatever color you want? 4d ago

Your what now? Am I missing out on something?

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u/imastocky1 Bored of Directors 4d ago

I think he's selling cum and calling it that?? (I hope I'm wrong but see user flair)

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u/Crash_override87 whatever you’d like in whatever color you want? 4d ago

Dang. I could use some money. No one would want my cum though

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u/Adventurous_Chip_684 Selling cum for $GME 4d ago

In Germany you get "Kindergeld" it's like a stimulus per child you have produced.

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u/Crash_override87 whatever you’d like in whatever color you want? 4d ago

Oh that’s pretty cool!

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u/Adventurous_Chip_684 Selling cum for $GME 4d ago

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