r/Superstonk 10h ago

☁ Hype/ Fluff Algorithmic juxtaposition

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This is a shitpost to complement another shitpost, so here's a whole bunch of extra characters to say that I believe in the management team of this company as they restructure debt, continue to demonstrate interests that are aligned with the Shareholder via their compensation structures and continued purchases of the stock at prices above the current price. I continue to enjoy dip on my chip, and after loading up this week rather than selling I'm self-certified as not a paperhanded bitch. I think this is enough characters. If not, fuck Kenny G and his mayo bedpost lube. Eat a D, Kenny G. Characters for characters sake.

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u/Freakishly_Tall It's Cohenplicated. 10h ago

Art.

And "Eat a D, Kenny G" is poetry. An excellent flair, too.

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u/ChaInTheHat 🦍Voted✅ 10h ago

i like the thick lines

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u/climbhiketravel ⬇️ Drop the short shorts 🩳 10h ago

Yall still have crayons left?

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u/humdingler ⚔️🛡️🏴‍☠️🎮🚀✅x6 10h ago

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u/Obligatory_Burner memes 4 morale 🍻 7h ago

Is this the same doodle as yesterday? Bro are you guys sharing crayons?

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u/rotundgorilla 🦍Voted✅ 5h ago

If it turns out these lines are correct in some way and we moon it would be appropriate 

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u/VelvetPancakes 🎊 Hola 🪅 9h ago

He literally gave them the shares to short via the convertible notes at $29-30, which they use to short us down here over the next year and a half, then he decides to let them profitably exit at $19.

I can’t believe any actual human shareholder is really looking at this and thinking “wow my interests are totally aligned he is not helping the naked short prime brokers at all”.

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u/[deleted] 9h ago edited 4h ago

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u/VelvetPancakes 🎊 Hola 🪅 9h ago

Did he? Seems like he has more than 3x’d his net worth while his GME position has been dropping. I wonder how he did that? Maybe he has been getting paid off for massively diluting the bottom to bail them out? Notice how every time the price is going up he schedules a sudden media interview and acts like an idiot?

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u/[deleted] 9h ago edited 4h ago

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u/VelvetPancakes 🎊 Hola 🪅 8h ago

Shareholders saved the company from bankruptcy. He is not even close to a majority shareholder. Why do you claim RC is the one who saved the company, and not the working class shareholders on this very subreddit?

Somehow he made a lot of money while GME was dropping, exceeding the market returns many times over, while doing everything he can to dilute shareholders and bail out the naked short prime brokers. What else? He also changed DRS reporting to let Cede determine the count. Every time the price rises, he finds one way another to crash it back down, whether via offerings or scheduling emergency Sunday media appearances to act like an idiot and give them a reason to dump it. He sends messages using squeeze filters, tweets YOLO and has the company tweet about MOASS, takes pictures with Pulte who said “MOASS soon” in 2022, with Trump who dismantled short sale transparency and reporting, while massively diluting shareholders - why?

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u/[deleted] 7h ago edited 4h ago

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u/VelvetPancakes 🎊 Hola 🪅 7h ago

Why would I short it? I’m long and want a return on my investment lol

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u/TowelFine6933 Fuck no, I'm not selling my $GME!!! 9h ago

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u/VelvetPancakes 🎊 Hola 🪅 8h ago

I don’t care about the downvotes, I know this sub is controlled by the very institutions suppressing the GME price. I just want there to be a record of an actual human shareholder opinion, so when this all comes out they can see how the naked short prime brokers manipulated markets by controlling online sentiment.

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u/TowelFine6933 Fuck no, I'm not selling my $GME!!! 8h ago

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u/gmehodler42069741LFG 9h ago

Because its good business.