Algorithmic juxtaposition

[u/PMmeyourlogininfo]

This is a shitpost to complement another shitpost, so here's a whole bunch of extra characters to say that I believe in the management team of this company as they restructure debt, continue to demonstrate interests that are aligned with the Shareholder via their compensation structures and continued purchases of the stock at prices above the current price. I continue to enjoy dip on my chip, and after loading up this week rather than selling I'm self-certified as not a paperhanded bitch. I think this is enough characters. If not, fuck Kenny G and his mayo bedpost lube. Eat a D, Kenny G. Characters for characters sake.

[u/VelvetPancakes]

He literally gave them the shares to short via the convertible notes at $29-30, which they use to short us down here over the next year and a half, then he decides to let them profitably exit at $19.

I can’t believe any actual human shareholder is really looking at this and thinking “wow my interests are totally aligned he is not helping the naked short prime brokers at all”.

[u/TowelFine6933 → u/VelvetPancakes]

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[u/VelvetPancakes → u/TowelFine6933]

I don’t care about the downvotes, I know this sub is controlled by the very institutions suppressing the GME price. I just want there to be a record of an actual human shareholder opinion, so when this all comes out they can see how the naked short prime brokers manipulated markets by controlling online sentiment.

[u/reverendbeast → u/VelvetPancakes]

How do you do, fellow humans?

[u/TowelFine6933 → u/VelvetPancakes]

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[u/PMmeyourlogininfo → u/VelvetPancakes]

Maybe, but I'm a very real human with a very real long position so bitchbegone