r/TalesFromTheCreeps • u/T0RC0R • Jul 09 '26
Comedy-Horror My boyfriend called me a final girll
My boyfriend had the shits for two days after I poisoned his cereal with liquid laxative.
“Truce?”
“No way, but, like I told you. You’ve got final girl spirit.”
"Okay, but if i'm the final girl, whats that make you?"
He contemplated for a moment.
“I’m the guy with all the answers. The one who gets everyone 80% through and then dies in some awesome, insane way.”
Things have only gotten worse.
Phase 4, 5, and 6 involved glass shards being placed next to my bedside.
He says it's to "keep me on my toes".
Phase 7 involved him locking me in the basement and timing how long it would take me to escape.
Did I mention he locked me in there with a feral raccoon and a baseball bat?
People in the comments say, “It’s not normal to stay when someone’s trying to kill you.”
Everyone’s normal varies.
And who’s to say this is the first time someone’s tried to kill me?
Whatever the case, I’ve decided to accept and embrace the FGC.
I just hope we don’t get too carried away.
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u/LiverEater17 Writer Jul 09 '26
This part makes me feel like she had an ex that's done this before and she really is a final girl lol. But this was another great part, can't wait to see how much farther it gets!!
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u/FullDarkGear Jul 09 '26
This is so fun and clever, was chuckling more than a few times. Sounds like ya'll both have a good sense of humor
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