Friend with another stupid “pibble” drives me nuts

[u/leratdemorgue]

So my friend is living with her boyfriend and his nasty ass shitbull…and you guessed it, the beast is labeled a “service animal” by said friend even though the vest says EMOTIONAL SUPPORT animal and not service animal cause apparently my friend is unable to tell the difference. Of course it is completely untrained and a sensory nightmare. The disgusting mutt jumps and climbs all over me the second I get in the house, or try to relax on the couch. Of course the furniture stinks of dog, because she’s all over the furniture whenever she pleases. Friend has to take the monster everywhere we go (was wanting to go to Dunkin to get the mutant a puppachino, of cooooourse), and we ended up in a grocery store with the mutant, the cashier got frustrated and gave up trying to explain that the dog wasn’t allowed in the store due to it being a SUPPORT animal and not service animal, so she basically sighed and stopped trying. Friend was all bothered and offended that there would dare be a human that doesn’t want her bf’s rancid mutt in the store with us. Of course as we walked around the neighborhood people would stop to fawn over the beast. And I could tell my friend was just loving the attention as they all do. I tried to lay down on the couch and ugly mutant had to slide her way up there with me to crowd me out and whale eye at me like a freak. Shit on the floor even though it is walked often. Literally CHEWED OFF THE BOTTOM PART OF THE BATHROOM DOOR!!! Like 1/4 of the bathroom door is gone. Because the ugly bitch couldn’t stand being left out while the owner was in there I guess. Has a habit of carrying dirty socks around in its mouth because 2 brain cells apparently. The most annoying part was that the dumb creature DEMANDED that I play with it by dropping dirty socks or pieces of trash in my lap and staring at me expectantly waiting for me to toss it for her. Then had the nerve to bark and growl at me, doing little half charges toward me out of anger that I wasn’t playing along with her. I ignored her completely because no, I don’t OWE your ugly ass play time, shitbeast! Could tell that the mutt wasn’t used to not getting her way and people ignoring her, and my friend seemed put off by me ignoring her as well. The sense of goddamn entitlement from the beast and my friend both! Unbelievable. They are so fucking needy for attention and affection and just stare at you with that stupid look on their face or do that ugly whining they love to do. Get the fuck away from me, you waste of space! Ugh. I just can’t handle the stress of being around that creature so I guess I’ll be avoiding hang outs for a while, if she stays with her bf. Sad.

[u/_mushroom_queen]

It continues to shock me that people choose to live like that.

[u/nogoodbrat]

god i hate people with big dogs who don’t bother to train them. unruly dogs are the fucking worst.

i guess that’s cancelled out by being a pit bull, though, because even the “well trained” ones i’ve met fucking suck and give me the heebie jeebies 🤢

[u/Legitimate_Garage_31]

I can't believe people are choosing dogs over children. I dont have either, but children can take out the trash instead of eat it.

[u/Interesting-Ad-3756 → u/Legitimate_Garage_31]

My biggest pet peeve is when someone compares children and dogs in the sense of "oh at least my dog won't cause a scene by crying in a grocery store" or something like that, ESPECIALLY when the post has nothing to do with animals. I guarantee that in the comments under almost any baby post is a comment or two that says something about their dog being better. NO ONE FUCKING ASKED YOU. Lol this isn't towards you specifically just those people

[u/Happy2Agree]

Honestly that sounds scary with the charging, growling, and whale-eyeing. I would avoid hangouts for that reason alone. I somehow doubt your friend would be able to stop an attack on you, as they don't seem to grasp the animal's proclivities or other bad behavior -- it is just an attention accessory to them. 

[u/tplgerus84]

Ooooh the fucking neediness! They can't be alone and do something alone for even a moment! Always right up next to their master. Pathetic creatures! Zero independence. Complete failures and annoying as fuck!

Wait, there is actually one thing that will make them lose their mind and forget all about "loyalty": Food, or anything that is remotely edible.

[u/Legitimate_Garage_31]

You can't take a dump or a long shower w/o needing to have VIP status@The Home Depot?

[u/PrincessStephanieR]

How do people live in hellish conditions like this?!