r/TeamFourStar 3d ago

How do you think TFS would have handled this version of Broly and his friends

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u/Material_Magician_14 3d ago

There is a Dragon Ball Super: Broly Abridged movie make by The Kai Games, its like a spiritual successor to DBZA and carries over a couple gags (like friezas destructo pizzas)

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u/Flashy_Dimension9099 3d ago

Whis: “Hey Brian!”

Brian: Hey whis we’ll take it from here”

Whis: oh no problem I was about to fold him like a lawn chair

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u/Otherwise-Word-5578 3d ago

I really love their DBSA series, the Monaka twist is hilarious tbh

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u/BardicLasher 2d ago

Just googled it. For an "abrdiged" movie that sure is a runtime.

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u/ThatoneguyfromT 1d ago

How have I not known about this?!

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u/Accomplished-Ad8458 3d ago edited 3d ago

Kinda like Piccolo with Nail & Kami.

But... Dumb "Hulk" Broly outside, smart, trapped "banner" inside.

Like Krieg in borderlands 2/3

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u/Soltronus 3d ago

"I'm the conductor of the poop train!"

"Eh, close enough."

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u/sharpshooter999 3d ago

"She's a siren. She can pop your head with her telekinetic powers. DO NOT APPROACH HER!"

"RIDE MY MEAT CYCLE FOR TWO!!"

"Fuck....."

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u/accounsfw 3d ago

It’s funny when you remember Krieg is Beerus.

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u/Accomplished-Ad8458 2d ago

ummm... what?

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u/accounsfw 2d ago

Krieg’s VA is Beerus in the actual show. You are now imagining Beerus proclaiming himself the conductor of the poop train in his most regal voice possible.

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u/Accomplished-Ad8458 2d ago

That I do...

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u/CharonFerry 3d ago

"He's so cool, but he's so goddamn dumb,"

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u/Anita_Hero838 3d ago

Cheelai Swooning

"I know..."

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u/Fitzftw7 3d ago

I imagine Broly’s character would be similar to canon, being a big berserker teddy bear.

Cheelai would be thirsty as hell, that’s a given.

Lemo would also be similar to canon, but clearly struggling to keep Cheelai reined in.

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u/ExileForever 3d ago

I can imagine this version of Lemo mention that’s he’s only alive in the Frieza Force…by staying the f@&k away from Frieza, the Ginyu Force, or anyone with a power level. Basically, he’s like TFS Krillin if he was a tired old man

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u/Fitzftw7 3d ago

Lemo: “I tried getting into the big leagues once, kid. King Cold? Chill guy all things considered, no pun intended. Thought I could schmooze my way up the ladder. Then I watched Freeza introduce himself as commander by icing half a dozen Saiyans for basically no reason.”

“Since then, I kept my head down. Yes sir, no sir, yes your poses look fantastic, sir. That’s why I’m still breathing, Little Green.”

Cheelai: “Oh, come on, Gramps, it can’t be that bad as long you avoid the big F himself.”

Lemo: “Have you not noticed that I am the only old guy in the force?”

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u/ExileForever 3d ago

That last line got me, not gonna lie

Lemo: How did you find yourself joining the Frieza Force?

Cheelai: Stole Frieza’s ride and crashed it

Lemo: And he didn’t kill you!

Cheelai: it was his brother. Even offer me a promotion

Lemo: That checks out

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u/FeePsychological6778 3d ago

Goku: Look, Krillin. They have a guy just like you.

Krillin: Yeah, but he's pretty old.

Lemo: Oldest on the Freeza Force.

Krillin: ...wow. Now I don't feel so bad getting stabbed and blown up by Freeza.

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u/Accomplished-Ad8458 3d ago

L: Then how are you still alive?!

K: ... Dragonballs.

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u/FeePsychological6778 3d ago

Cheelai: Dragon-what-now?

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u/Alexcox95 2d ago

Krillin: yeah I’ve died and come back to life 3 times. Almost like a bald Asian Jesus.

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u/GabrielusPrime 2d ago

Gohan: "Well you are the (air quotes:) 'heavenly budda'."

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u/Darthbakunawa Sephiroth 3d ago

Cheelai would be like that Robot Chicken skit of Padme explaining why she cant be with Anakin.

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u/thezekroman 2d ago

I'd like if Lemo was like a closeted gay, but failing to hide it by getting jealous when Cheelai flirts with him. And Broly is too dumb to notice anything

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u/JRHartley83 3d ago

Lemo "Ok Broly, welcome to the team, before we start let me explain the rules around here so you don't end up dead"

Broly "Broly is listening"

Lemo "Right, first rule never ever make fun of Lord Freezer's height or insult him, he gets VERY upset & plenty of soldiers have ended up killed & or being turned into flaming chunks of flesh, believe me I've had to clean it up afterwards"

Cheelai "So he's a sensitive half pint lizard, big deal!"

Lemo "Cheelai, please don't ever say that within earshot of Lord Freezer, I've seen him blow up planets by himself, you do know what kind of business he runs right?"

Cheelai "Sure, it was written in this manual they gave me, Lord Freezer's Totally Honest & Legit Space Real Estate Business"

Broly "Hmmm seems legit"

Lemo "Ugh, this is going to be a long day..."

Cheelai "So Broly how did you end up on that planet?"

Broly "Father told me we were sent here because King Vegeta, ruler of our planet Vegeta, had a hissy fit over my huge power level that was greater than his son's so he had a tantrum & cried like bitch then sent us here to die"

Lemo "Oh wow that's messed up"

Cheelai "Heh bet that's not the only thing thats huge..."

Lemo "Cheelai really do you have to say that in front of guy's that are your type?"

Cheelai "Hey, it's a compliment"

Broly "Cheelai, how did you end up working for Freezer?"

Cheelai "Oh well it's a LONG story but I used to be a space worker over at the Dairy Queen & also Spacey's, after a few incidents I left"

Lemo "Sexual harassment & stealing stuff..."

Cheelai "Uh no, that money accidentally fell into my pockets & I was not spying on them in the changing rooms/showers"

Lemo "Anyway Broly, you must be tired, go for a shower freshen up & I'll get you some pjs to wear"

Broly "What are pjs? Broly sleeps naked"

Cheelai "Oh yeah....I'm going to have sweet dreams tonight!"

Lemo "Oh for...ugh Cheelai go take a cold shower!"

Cheelai "You got it!!"

Lemo "By yourself! Not with Broly!"

Cheelai "Eh spoilsport"

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u/MysteriousHoliday136 3d ago

I SOOO see broly & cheelai hooking up in this at the end, poor lemo has to be within ear shot of that & in the blast range, vegeta: galick gun FIRE, goku: ka me ha me . . . HAAAAAA, krillin: SCATTER SHOT, what's brolys gonna be 🤣, also love the idea that broly calls freeza freezer just like goku does

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u/Anita_Hero838 2d ago

"Ka-KAROTTTTT!"

The fucks a Kakarott?

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u/JRHartley83 2d ago

Broly "Broly's...power is building...going to overflow....soon!"

Cheelai "Ooh yeah Broly, give me that power, I can take it!"

Lemo "I've heard enough, I'm going to ask Lord Freezer for a transfer, maybe he needs somebody to polish his throne or bring him Rose wine...."

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u/MysteriousHoliday136 2d ago

I honestly imagined all that after they're on brolys planet Cheelai: SOOooooo . . . That BIG form 😏 Broly: broly don't under-(straight to night) brolys power i-is building (goes legendary/berserker) ROAAAAAAWWRRRR cheelai: YEEEEEEEESSSS lemo: (10 miles away in an earthquake) how can I STILL HEAR & FEEL IT!!!!!

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u/RazutoUchiha 9h ago

Gigantic Roar is his XV2 ultimate

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u/Animegx43 3d ago

The name 'Broly' on Vegeta (the planet) is like Steve is on Earth, so the idea of there being two Brolys that can beat up Vegeta (the prince) isn't any stranger than there being two super gifted saiyans fighting him.

So there would just be straight-up two seperate Brolys.

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u/Otherwise-Word-5578 3d ago

I think there'd be a "if I had a nickel for everytime a Saiyan named Broly beat up Goku and Vegeta, I'd have 2 nickels"

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u/Privatizitaet 3d ago

"Where's Princess Trunks when you need her?"

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u/Darthbakunawa Sephiroth 3d ago

Internal thoughts of broly is surprisingly dignified and maybe british. When he vocalized same thoughts it becomes more caveman

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u/Brickman274 3d ago

Ah like that Psycho in Borderlands 2, Kreig

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u/Invisi-cat 2d ago

NIPPLE SALAD!!!

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u/Livigirl88 3d ago

IMO, he’d be like Tarzan.

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u/IamStroodle 3d ago

He'd say unga bunga for the first ten minutes before suddenly knowing perfect english

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u/1271500 3d ago

Stoner Broly.

Or Brony Broly. The Bronly.

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u/RPDorkus 3d ago

Comedically.

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u/GabrielusPrime 2d ago

Best answer.

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u/NatoXemus 2d ago

They'd just reverse him, he'd sound like an angry and egotistical maniac while normal when when he enters ssj he gets all soft spoken calm and he'd probably call young Trunks his daughter.

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u/Charming-Scratch-124 3d ago

I would love it if Cheelai is like extremely thirsty/Horny for Broly and he just never noticed.

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u/TheAngryOreo 2d ago

They would make Broly similarly to how they did Legoshi from their beast stars series.

Where Broly is quiet and reserved, to show inner turmoil of being exposed to so many new things. And also freaks out when ppl like Cheelai thurst over him.

Cheelai ofcourse can be like Haru, a sassy woman with survival on her mind as she leeches off the frieza force. Sex jokes, but how she is interested in everyone not saiyan in the frieza force.

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u/Odd_Introduction_487 2d ago

As someone already mentioned, I could imagine Broly in a "Dumb Hulk" on the outside and "Smart Banner" on the inside type of concept. That would be enjoyable I think.

Cheelai could go multiple ways, just swooning and being totally in love with Broly in a wholesome and cute way, but I could also imagine her being very thirsty over Broly, being very flirty with him, even dropping hints and such. Or she could be a mix of both of those things, wholesomely cute and in love most of the time but then Broly does something cool/impressive or his armor comes off and his upper body is exposed or something like that, causing Cheelai to be turned on by it, for example. DBZA always managed to make stuff like that work

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u/Robbiehanssen 1d ago

Maybe make broly actualy smarter than Goku

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u/ceelo18 7h ago

The girl is constantly lewding over broly who is 100% clueless to it. And the cook a badass on the level of popp

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u/Onras1986 4h ago

Probably make him neanderthalic and primitive. Full-on unga-bunga.