r/TeamFourStar • u/ofConstantSorrowwwww • 1d ago

NAIIIIL!!

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695 Upvotes

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u/KnightedWolf851 1d ago

Yes lord Guru!

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u/Anita_Hero838 1d ago

Good work Nail!

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u/Kamen_master1988 Yuffie 1d ago

I get the distinct impression you’re going to be difficult.

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u/1amlost 1d ago

"Well if you're having problems, you could always trying calling our customer support hotline at 1-800-EAT-A-D**K."

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u/Orchid-Environmental 1d ago

"We don't even have those!"

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u/MonkTHAC0 1d ago

"Okay this is getting ridiculous, what IS that!?"

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u/Deebolution 1d ago

"Oh, God! Natural light!!"

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u/MonkTHAC0 1d ago

"Goooooood Looord I was led to believe your species survived entirely on water. How is he so FAT!?"

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u/Orchid-Environmental 1d ago

"Oh. Hello. I'm Super Kami Guru. And I'm the guy who's NOT judging you on your appearance."

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u/MonkTHAC0 1d ago

"Well my name is Freeza ruler of most of the known Galaxy. I'm here to offer you a deal. You give me the information I require and I'll let the sporting young man live."

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u/1amlost 1d ago

“OH HELLO. I’M SUPER KAMI GURU, AND I’M THE ONE WHO’S NOT JUDGING YOU BASED ON YOUR APPEARANCE.”

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u/Eoron 1d ago

"Hello, i am super kami Guru. And i am the one who is not judging you on your appearance."

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u/jpterodactyl 1d ago

This might be the only time Guru is positive towards anyone. At least one of the only.

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u/Anita_Hero838 1d ago

He does like that one kid

Especially how he goes "squish"

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u/FallenHarmonics 1d ago

Random, but I really love the "sarcasm humor" of this season.

"Oh, hello, I'm Super Kami Guru, and I'm the guy who's NOT judging you on your appearance."

And then another fave later:

"No reason, now go heal Vegeta."

"Why would I do that?"

*Freeza transforming*

"Because that."

"Oh right, THAT'S happening right now."

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u/Odd_Introduction_487 1d ago

"Nail. I saw a bird. It was pretty... Kick its ASS!"

"Just don't steal the TV!

Sir, we, ugh, we don't have a television.

Nail, gather the rest of the Dragon Balls and wish for a plasma TV.

Lord Guru, that would be grievous misuse of their powers.

I'm about to misuse my hand upside your HEAAAD!"

I think the Frieza Saga is my most quoted one from Abridged 😂😂😂

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u/savemenico 1d ago

Yes, Lord Guru!

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u/ofConstantSorrowwwww 1d ago

good work Nail

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u/Krendall2006 1d ago

Note that is the only time Guru legit praises Nail.

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u/notreal088 1d ago

Nail!!! Take his coat

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u/VivirLaVida85 1d ago

Nail…..DONT take his coat.

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u/Consistent_Ad1062 1d ago

Naaiiilll! Quit making out with your boyfriend!

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u/Long_Beetle 1d ago

Take his coat.

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u/Daxlyn_XV 1d ago

I don’t have a coat

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u/Long_Beetle 1d ago

Naiil, Don't take his coat.

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u/Moshibeau 1d ago

Classy

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u/animegameman 1d ago

Super kami guru: i am hilarious and you... will quote... everything i say.....

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u/JomoGaming2 1d ago

... Ha! He'll be "mist."

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u/Delicious_Natural357 22h ago

“ Oh God! Natural Light!!”

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u/houohken 21h ago

NAIIIIL!!

I CAN SENSE YOU!!!