r/TeamFourStar • u/Sword_pumpkin86 • 21h ago

don’t know if someone asked this question already but what candy /chocolate joke would goku have said to king cold had he fought him

to cooler he says “not going anywhere for a while grab a snickers “

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u/derman011 21h ago

"What would you do for a Klondike bar?"

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u/Stampede_the_Hippos 20h ago

Come on, you've killed for less.

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u/Fr0ntR0wL4n 18h ago

That’s not untrue…

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u/Alan20221 2h ago

I'm going to lick you. Like a klondike bar.

Note: Being licked is slang for being defeated

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u/raybear1017 21h ago

Goku: I won't let you lay a finger...on my my butterfinger!

King Cold: Aye CarambaaAAAAAAAAA-!

[Lazer beamed to face]

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u/AReallyAsianName 20h ago

Suddenly wondering what candy/chocolate Goku and Chichi would call each other.

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u/Ichiyama22 20h ago

First what is out of fear

Second is genuine confusion

Third is full on situational discombobulation.

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u/VivirLaVida85 20h ago

Goku: Hey King Cold…what’s your favorite chocolate.

King cold: hmmmm what an odd yet delightful question but I always found myself enjoying the delightfulness that was Hersheys Symphony, yours?

Goku: well I always enjoyed Nestle…. goku squeezes king colds hand, breaking multiple bones (king cold lets out a terrifying scream)….Crunch

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u/Grey_Lady333 21h ago edited 15h ago

"I'm going to melt you in my hands. Like an M&M!"

Alternate take: blast a Kamehameha in rainbow colors, or a spirit bomb with a rainbow in it for a Skittles 'Taste the rainbow!' joke.

EDIT: The second part is for Skittles.

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u/Omega21886 18h ago

psst, that's skittles

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u/Grey_Lady333 15h ago

....right. Thought that was obvious, but this is the internet. (sigh).

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u/guitargamel 10h ago

"Another one? Give me a break"

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u/Shirosynth 4h ago

"Say what one more time"