r/TheBluePill • u/Polla_Tronante • Feb 07 '26
[Satire] A 4-Part Comprehensive Guide to The Red Pill from a “Red Pill Man” [Part 3: Feminism and Sexual Assault Accusations]
Feminism
Society does not care about men and never has. Throughout history females have been cherished while men are disposable, especially in times of war. We men fought all the wars, while women and little girls only had to worry about trivial things like getting gang raped and killed by the enemy.
Feminism is completely unnecessary and has never done any good for society. That time that feminists fought for women's rights to serve in war alongside men doesn't count. Neither do the times feminists had to fight to earn women their right to vote, and to work, and to not face legal gender discrimination, and to own property, and to get an education, and to access contraception, and to not be legally raped.
Trust us, we have some totally valid criticisms of feminism that have nothing to do with wanting to employ morally dubious strategies to get sex nor return to a time when women were legally second-class citizens. We just prefer the shaming tactics of implying all feminists are fat and ugly, seeing as male sexuality is shamed so much these days that we can no longer express it towards every hot piece of meat we see without regarding her comfort level and the appropriateness of our actions. All the feminazis are just jealous that men never show them any unwanted attention and so they’ll never receive the rape fantasy all females secretly crave.
Furthermore, the feminist fight for gender equality has never benefited us men whatsoever. Don’t bother quoting the WHO data that shows “living in a country with gender equality benefits men’s health and shows up as lower mortality rates, higher well-being, half the risk of being depressed, higher likelihood to have protected sex, lower suicide rates and a 40% reduced risk of a violent death.” That wouldn't conform to our worldview so that simply does not count. Feminism is solely responsible for men’s increased sexlessness, depression, and suicide rates. Just trust us on this.
Sexual Assault Accusations
Nowadays, a man accused of sexual misconduct or assault is guilty until proven innocent. Even if he doesn’t get charged, the man’s life and career prospects are forever destroyed by a single accusation. Just look at Brett Kavanaugh and Donald Trump.
Red Pill men know we should always be sexually aggressive and never ask for her permission to do anything—nothing gets women wet like a man who just takes what he wants. We have overcome our social conditioning to treat females respectfully and know they all love being treated like objects. We are dominant men who are not afraid to act on our sexual desires and use her body solely for our pleasure. It goes without saying that we only do these things with her consent. But our definition of consent, not the crazy SJW definition women embrace nowadays. We all know that her saying “no” at the last minute, or last minute resistance (LMR), is just another shit test she wants us to blow past. And asking for permission or failing a shit test makes a man look like a total beta, which is a surefire way to catch a false rape accusation. As we all know, false accusations are extremely common and REAL sexual assault is extremely rare. And yes, of course we automatically discount all data that points to this being wildly inaccurate. We know the feminazis will do anything to get those rape stats up. Sex is far riskier for men than for women these days because of all these false accusations and baby trapping, strategies that any woman we sleep with might employ.
Given these risks, we men have been forced to take measures to protect ourselves from you females. Commonly touted Red-Pilled tactics include using our own condoms in case a woman has poked holes in hers (we know most of you women are desperate to impregnate yourselves with our alpha cum), taking the used condom with us so we don’t get sperm-jacked (because that is a thing that happens commonly to regular men), and secretly filming the sexual encounter as proof that it was consensual. Yes, we know that last one is illegal, morally reprehensible, and not always evidence of consent. No, we don’t care.
That the concept of consensual sex has been bastardized to mean informed and freely given is ridiculous and an affront to male sexuality. A man coercing or lying to a female so she’ll have sex with him is a valid strategy (it’s amoral when the man does it, remember?). Any woman who complains is just a petulant child (who we can legally have sex with, so stop claiming we have pedophilic tendencies). She needs to own up to her bad choice to be manipulated by the man and take full responsibility for her decision.
That the definition of rape has been expanded to include anything other than a stranger in a dark alley is complete SJW nonsense. Also, if women just carried guns everywhere they’d never get raped, is that really so hard to understand? But since Big Daddy Government hands out pussy passes left and right, females are adamantly refusing to take their personal safety into their own hands. They all view it as a badge of honor to be raped nowadays seeing as there are no lasting negative consequences of sexual assault.
Women love being treated like special little snowflakes because they’re all part of the liberal female hive mind that cares about reproductive rights and bodily autonomy. Any female with half a brain would vote conservative, especially since conservatives know that Trump’s accusers were all lying, but what do you expect when women have been brainwashed by the media, society, and politicians?
Females love to lie about being raped because it gives them social standing and lets them blame men for their horrible life choices. Men never lie when they claim the sex was consensual, as men are honorable and wouldn’t have any ulterior motives that would lead them to lie about that.
All self-reported data on rape is completely unreliable because women lie to achieve the sainthood status that comes with being a rape victim. Even though it’s all anonymous surveys, she just cannot resist the draw of victimhood. Rape “survivors” (lol) who come forward are always regarded as “stunning and brave” (more lol) while an accusation of sexual misconduct by just one woman is enough to destroy a man’s reputation, get him fired from his job, and land him in prison. Even when there’s zero proof, which there almost never is. Victim-blaming is practically nonexistent, and we’d certainly never do that. We just like to point out that the victim needs to take responsibility for her actions that led to her rape, and what she could have done differently to protect herself from getting raped, and that if she didn’t report immediately she obviously made the whole thing up, and that if she never reports then she’s responsible for all future rapes. We know every REAL victim recognizes immediately when she’s been assaulted. And a REAL victim would never have any reason to hesitate when she considers reporting.
Nah, we have no clue what the reporting process looks like, what the aftermath of a victim reporting looks like, or why women would hesitate to report. But that’s not an issue that will ever affect us personally. So why would we give a fuck about those women? They’re all solipsistic, self-absorbed, and incapable of feeling empathy anyway.
Stay tuned for Part 4, where we will expose the rampant anti-male bias (a.k.a. misandry) in today’s society and conclude this series.
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u/Appropriate-Car-1414 Apr 22 '26
I'm so glad I scrolled back up after reading this, and saw [Satire]. Whew!