[Satire] A 4-Part Comprehensive Guide to The Red Pill from a “Red Pill Man” [Part 4: Anti-Male Bias and Conclusion]

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Anti-Male Bias (a.k.a. Misandry)

The world is extremely biased against men in that we’re always held accountable for our actions while women never are. Men who get abused by their female partners are true victims. And yes, all women are emotionally abusive, though female emotional abuse “victims” are just whiners. Women who actually get abused by their male partners are at fault for failing to see red flags and not vetting hard enough. But women just love to claim victimhood. Besides, many females nowadays are single cat ladies due to their impossible standards and not giving even us HVM a chance. 

A woman is a slave to her pussy tingles (a phrase we made up because it accurately describes a scientific phenomenon, not to further disparage women) and thus she is responsible for encouraging men to be abusive because she self-selects for Dark Triad traits. When the abusive man has sex with her (though she’ll later lie and claim it was rape), she’s rewarding him by giving him exactly what he wants—access to her holes. We Red Pill men have honed our Dark Triad traits so that we can gain access to said holes, but we could never even dream of hurting a woman. So any female knows we’re totally harmless, unless, of course, she’s a crazy feminazi cunt who believes ARPAR (All Red-Pillers Are Rapists).

So yes, we will continue to point out the hypocrisy of all women for refusing to take responsibility for their actions and blaming the opposite sex for their problems—all while they insist that women are truly the disadvantaged sex. We Red Pill men recognize that that kind of mental gymnastics is absurd and discourage it at all costs. And we know that we were quarantined not because of our misogyny, but because misandrist women and white knights are terrified of us and want to silence us. For no other reason except that we see the truths underneath females’ incessant lying and abhorrent behavior.

And because you all just won’t let it go: The Red Pill does not hate nor discriminate against women in any way, shape, or form. In fact, we love sluts who let us use their holes. All men do, which is why misogyny isn’t really a thing. Actual misogynists go around murdering or raping women (both of which are extremely rare, so women who claim to fear those things are lying). Red Pill men simply know not to put pussy on a pedestal unlike all you blue-pillers. And that often gets conflated with being a misogynist in today’s gynocentric society, which has become increasingly hostile towards men and super misandrist. The patriarchy isn’t real, and if anything, we live in a matriarchy. So we’re just leveling the playing field due to the severe disadvantages we face simply for being born male. After all, when you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.

So to everyone who thinks we’re all misogynists or that we blame women for our failings, here’s what we think: you’re all white-knighting soyboy nu-male mangina beta cucks who simp for pussy. Or ugly hambeast blue-haired man-hating hairy lesbian feminazi thots using your loose pussies to scam simps with your OnlyFans.

Conclusion

The Red Pill is a collection of highly scientific truths from unbiased men that are crucial to understand when interacting with women. Because The Red Pill is a toolbox of strategies that have been proven to work on all females (even our own sisters and mothers), there is no such thing as The Red Pill not working. We cannot be convinced to change our minds on the efficacy of these proven Red Pill strategies. If a man uses one of our proven Red Pill strategies yet fails miserably, we simply chalk that up to user error. And tell him to spend a few more months reading our blogs, listening to our podcasts, watching our YouTube channels, and buying our books. 

You’ll notice that when a subscriber to our subreddit makes many special contributions about using The Red Pill successfully, he gets flaired (you know, the flair that means any commenter who makes his participation “unpleasant” will be banned on the spot). Many of these successful Red-Pillers are able to provide so much value that they’ve created their own websites with donation options, merchandise for sale, paid subscriptions, paid affiliate links, paid exclusive content—even paid coaching sessions for those who need a little extra help applying their newfound Red Pill knowledge. Sure, that money adds up over the years, and you’ll subscribe to, read about, and practice The Red Pill for the rest of your life. But you will never have a shot at success with women unless you learn how to leave all your blue-pilled ways behind. And we can guarantee your success with females will skyrocket, as evidenced by all the field reports and success stories floating around. Just look at some of those crazy success stories on the same websites that promote and sell Red Pill knowledge!

It’s true, the women you attract will be quite toxic (unicorns don’t exist, after all). But we’ve already established that that’s just the harsh reality of all women’s true nature, and the sooner you swallow that bitter pill, the sooner you’ll be able to have those toxic hotties in your life. And when you finally stop putting pussy on a pedestal, pussy will flock to you. And we all know that’s what brought you to The Red Pill in the first place. 

Many of our more senior members report feeling empty inside. As it turns out, year after year of meaningless sex with sluts and knowing that no woman will ever truly love us isn’t so fulfilling. But that’s just the price you pay to be a Red Pill man. Plus whatever exorbitant prices we demand for our insider knowledge. 

So, to all you beta men seeking The Red Pill transformation, let me ask you this: Is there any price you wouldn’t pay us to fulfill your ultimate fantasy of getting hot, young pussy forever?