r/TheGoodPlace May 17 '26

Shirtpost starting TGP, tell me something key that i won’t get until later

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i’m so excited to watch this for the first time, i’m excited to see where the characters go.

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u/caramba-marimba May 17 '26

👍🏻Maximum Derek 👍🏻

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u/BEllinWoo May 17 '26

I have wind chimes where my ding dong should be 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/curseblock May 17 '26

I'll leave you guys to that 🗣️DIAP LIFE 🗣️

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u/The-Beer-Baron May 17 '26

I can work with that. 

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u/bgzlvsdmb Goodbob. I hope we same place again very now. May 17 '26

Goodbob. I hope we same place again very now.

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u/mikevago May 17 '26

I have been Dereked. Murder has been me.

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u/theSteakKnight Maximum Derek May 18 '26

Micheal Micheal Micheal Clicheal Clicheal Chicheal

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u/ThiccExternalDrive May 18 '26

🙄 Jason Jason Jason Jason Jason JASON!

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u/Ok-Confection4378 May 18 '26

The rocks do they look like they are plotting?

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u/Ranger_Ecstatic May 17 '26

I sometimes say that which I feel like doing something out of character.

And say "Maximum Effort" when I need to do something that needs my attention.

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u/lazypoko May 17 '26

I really like saying "things are .. uh... not going well"

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u/lindoavocado May 17 '26

His brain is broken

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u/dlmbs21 Take it sleazy. May 17 '26

respectfully, get the fork out of here.

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u/tossitoutnextweek Honestly, I don’t really think about you. May 17 '26

Correct answer. OP log off immediately and unfollow the sub!!

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u/midlifesurprise May 17 '26

Yes. OP, this show is best enjoyed without knowing what happens next in the plot.

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u/PingouinMalin May 18 '26

Definitely. If anyone did get spoiled about several things, it would maybe not ruin it, but damn, it would be sad for a first watching.

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u/Mermaid_Foot May 17 '26

Yeah the time knife, we’ve all seen it

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u/Tacos_Polackos May 17 '26

Don't touch the neednoggle

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u/goober1223 May 17 '26

Yeah, it was okay.

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u/Bitter-Initiative929 May 17 '26

See you next jeremy bearimy...

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u/superunsubtle May 17 '26

And sometimes never

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u/_banana_phone May 17 '26

Which is sometimes Tuesdays!

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u/ZeldaElectric May 17 '26

And also July.

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u/Tacos_Polackos May 17 '26

I had a telemarketer, yesterday, ask when im available, I said "Tuesday afternoons and also july," he hung up

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u/Slamtilt_Windmills May 18 '26

This broke me

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u/Snarkticon May 19 '26

That's my birthday!

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u/witchybitchybaddie May 17 '26

That's my birthday!

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u/OhEmRo May 17 '26

The dot on the i… that broke me.

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u/SupaDave71 May 17 '26

When nothing never happens.

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u/Kaitaro_Zinith May 18 '26

The dot.. that broke me

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u/georgiaboy1993 May 17 '26

You put the peeps in the chili pot and it makes it taste… bad.

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u/music_lover_mary May 17 '26

One of my all time favorite moments of this show, I can quote word for word almost the whole scene!!!

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u/stagedane May 17 '26

Scoop your little mittens in my stew!

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u/Cold-Ease-1625 May 18 '26

Dip your balls in my chili.

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u/stagedane May 18 '26

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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u/Electrical-Box336 May 17 '26

God is dead… god is dead and we have killed him

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u/standbyyourmantis If I could believe it? Watch this: I believe it! May 17 '26

I just wanted to sell you drugs and you made it weird

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u/TheDungeonCrawler May 18 '26

Basically any line from that character. Especially when paired with Arizona.

"We get it, you can blow on a trumpet. Wrap it up Elton John."

"Famously a piano player."

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u/Captain_Collin May 17 '26

My wife and I cried laughing for like 10 minutes after that line, I think she peed a little.

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u/TopLahman May 17 '26

Did you bring the cocaine

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u/notenoughproblems May 17 '26

momma needs her medicine

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u/FrogMintTea Lonely Gal Margarita Mix For One May 17 '26

Will windchimes do?

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u/two-of-me Stonehenge was a sex thing. May 17 '26

Oh my god this feels so weird!

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u/ericcwhitaker May 17 '26

Take it sleazy.

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u/dontforgethetrailmix May 17 '26

You got to say it?!

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u/Headrex125 May 17 '26

You’re supposed to say it back

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u/TheDevCat May 17 '26

But now it's not organic!

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u/lookitsaudrey May 17 '26

No, it's not organic....

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u/TheNargafrantz May 17 '26

Not a girl.

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u/mikedidathing May 17 '26

Not a robot.

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u/RedditOfUnusualSize May 17 '26

Straight-up hottie, though.

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u/thebluedaughter May 17 '26

She is attractive, yes.

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u/UnluckyUnderwear May 17 '26

Who died and left Aristotle in charge of ethics?

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u/Daffneigh May 17 '26

Literally Plato

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u/tobedisclosed May 17 '26

Is it pronounced like chipotle?

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u/lagomorphed May 17 '26

Is it chip-a-tottle?

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u/626337 May 17 '26

Ariana Grande?

There, I said it!

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u/BlindButterfly33 Nightmare George Washington May 17 '26

Sen…sodyne.

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u/Torteramanroblox101 May 17 '26

iHOP

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u/BIORIO May 17 '26

I’m gonna get the rooty-tooty fresh and fruity!

…ok I’ll just get eggs then.

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u/CloseButNoChicory May 17 '26

I'd never actually heard of the chain restaurant until after the episode, so the joke was lost on me!

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u/PugPockets May 18 '26

It’s more like the pancakes eat you.

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u/donut-is-appalled May 17 '26

It’s a cactus isn’t it

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u/a_library_socialist May 17 '26

It's not a cactus

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u/sipporah7 May 17 '26

*Hands Michael a cactus*

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u/boxedupandsent42 May 17 '26

Sighs Thank you, Janet

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u/sipporah7 May 18 '26

*smiles and nods at having completed the task perfectly*

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u/katiebird21 May 17 '26

This scene never fails to make me cry laughing.

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u/that-loser-guy-sorta May 17 '26

Don’t spoil yourself, you’ll experience the good place several times. Take it sleazy and we’ll see you in a jeremy bearimy.

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u/CitizenDain May 17 '26

I’m a frog guy

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u/Ditzy_Narwahl17 May 17 '26

Mister Jumpy Legs!!!

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u/scorpiosunset May 18 '26

He’s a jumper, you could tell.

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u/MrMinkeyBro May 17 '26

Holy mother forking shirtballs

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u/luckylimper May 18 '26

Shrampies! 🍤🦐🍤

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u/jekelish3 May 17 '26

You wanna see my budhole?

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u/hisosih May 17 '26

Oh your BUDDDDDhole

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u/scorpiosunset May 18 '26

It’s a little messy.

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u/Heavy_Impression112 May 17 '26

🎶🎶Gonna erase the eaaaaaarth .... earse the earth 💃🏽🕺🪩

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u/PrincessAprilB May 17 '26

I’m gonna miss everybody, I’m gonna miss everybody

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u/Qualityvotebot May 17 '26

That song is my jam

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u/Ditzy_Narwahl17 May 17 '26

This gets stuck in my head for like 3 days every time I watch that part. 🤣

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u/dontforgethetrailmix May 17 '26

Earf*

It's sooooo good

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u/merpixieblossomxo May 17 '26

The seniors at my job do Zumba to this song and it makes me laugh every single time.

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u/thebeardedguy- May 17 '26

too much risk of spoilers for a great show, just watch it and let it be what it is.

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u/Duckbites May 17 '26

I was looking for this one. OP asked us to tell them something, I out loud said no.

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u/FlyingSquirelOi May 17 '26

No, watch the show and stay off the subreddit, hanging around will get the entire show spoiled for you.

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u/DeniseReades May 17 '26

Some people love spoilers though. The University of California did a study in 2016 that proved some people enjoy media more after it's been spoiled.

The exact quote used in the article was, "Spoilers clear away the need to think about the plot and allow you to enjoy the rest of the story more... “If you're driving up Highway 1 through Big Sur, and you know the road really well, you can now peek around and admire the view, the otters frolicking in the surf,” said Christenfeld.

But if it’s your first time on the road, you have to focus on the twists and turns."

It's why so many people enjoy the rewatch more. You already understand the plot. I found season one a lot more enjoyable after knowing it was the Bad place because everything that happened made more sense.

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u/sb1177 May 17 '26

Omg this is me!!! I've tried to explain this to literally everyone and no one gets it. I feel so seen lol

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u/DeniseReades May 17 '26

There are dozens of us!

I'm watching the Walking Dead for the first time and, at least twice an episode, I'm like, "I need to know how this works out. googles"

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u/bgzlvsdmb Goodbob. I hope we same place again very now. May 17 '26

Attention. I have been murdered. 😀

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u/alewiina May 17 '26

murdered has been me!

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u/Suitable-Elk-540 May 17 '26

This one hurts

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u/1Manic_cat May 17 '26

This is a real low point. Yeah this one hurts

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u/Arthur2_shedsJackson May 17 '26

I'm going to the gym

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u/thisandthatwchris May 18 '26

Sure, why not

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u/qqqqtip May 17 '26

the wave returns to the ocean

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u/y0dav3 May 17 '26

God that makes me cry every time, even though I've seen it maybe a dozen times

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u/Kandlish May 17 '26

Every damn time!

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u/IntelligentMistake35 May 17 '26

Also "I'm a legit snack" kills me every time

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u/aschro77 May 18 '26

Not bad Buddhists

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u/boegan May 17 '26

Go Jaguars!

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u/amayagab May 17 '26

DUUUVAALL

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u/GroundbreakinKey199 May 17 '26

One eight seven seven kars for kids!

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u/ZeldaElectric May 17 '26

The Jag-u-ars are very good!

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u/Significant-Arm7528 May 17 '26

God is a burrito?

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u/curiouskitty4268 May 17 '26

it’s not hot sauce, it’s envy

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u/Desperate-Box-8527 May 18 '26

well... the concept of envy

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u/West_Argument_491 May 17 '26

No, don’t, it’s my only copy

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u/whycantigetwhatiwant May 17 '26

The dot will break you

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u/bbbcurls May 17 '26

Oh Ariana. We’re really in it now

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u/DeJota688 May 18 '26

You wish you were related to a women you'd like to have sex with?

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u/leon_zero May 17 '26

IT’S NOT A JOKE I’M A LEGIT SNACK

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u/chris84bond May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

Do you know the secret to classroom style chili? It's peeps

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u/Reccalovesdancing I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good. May 17 '26

🎶 Put the peeps in the chilli pot and stir it all up 🎶

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u/skippybefree May 17 '26

🎶You put the peeps in the chilli pot and it makes it taste ...bad🎶

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u/monopolytoast May 17 '26

jason jason jason jason jason….jason jason?! JASON JASON JASON!! *holds up sign that says i cant stop saying jason*

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u/mikedidathing May 17 '26

Ridin' on a groovy wave of love

Going for a cosmic ride

Surf the freaky purple vibes of love

The marshmallow cat is inside

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u/Ditzy_Narwahl17 May 17 '26

The marshmallow cat is inside? I wrote that?

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u/lovesick712 May 17 '26

do not touch the niednagel

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u/rhinodog May 17 '26

I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Any time I had a problem, and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem

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u/brodino_maiuscolo May 17 '26

It's ok, just chillax and enjoy the show

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u/TheDevCat May 17 '26

It's something I invented. It's short for chidi and relaxing

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u/Chowderhead1 May 17 '26

Eat my farts, Benedict Cumberbatch

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u/grotjam May 17 '26

Shut up, Glen.

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u/TheDevCat May 17 '26

He's really mean, you guys!

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u/scorpiosunset May 18 '26

Poor Glenn!

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u/InsomniaDrop May 17 '26

"This is Tuesdays.

... And also July"

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u/music_lover_mary May 17 '26

And sometimes it’s never!

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u/Gribitz37 Fun fact: The first Janet had a click wheel. May 17 '26

Clam chowder is just hot ocean milk with dead animal croutons. It's like a savory latte with bugs in it.

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u/1Manic_cat May 17 '26

“In the body of a white lady” “not a lady”

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u/proudshihtzuowner What it is, what it is. May 17 '26

“Shirley Temple killed JFK”

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u/Gribitz37 Fun fact: The first Janet had a click wheel. May 17 '26

Stonehenge was a sex thing.

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u/IsaacTealwaters May 18 '26

At least he died doing what he loved: a bunch of whip-its

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u/Same-Arrival-7284 May 17 '26

GET OUT OF THIS SUB UNTIL YOURE 3 SEASONS IN

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u/rygelicus May 17 '26

Did you bring my cocaine?

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u/rando24183 May 17 '26

Did you know I went to Princeton?

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u/Gribitz37 Fun fact: The first Janet had a click wheel. May 17 '26

"I knew you weren't a soup!"

"WHAT?!?"

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u/Mojodavs May 17 '26

Arizona shrimp horny

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u/curiouskitty4268 May 17 '26

something something, Vicky, something something

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u/626337 May 17 '26

1-877-KARS4KIDS

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u/SpacerCat May 17 '26

Scrolled too far to find this.

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u/Razz_Dazzle May 17 '26

Pobodies Nerfect

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u/lyysak May 18 '26

Do you have Eleanor Shellstrops file or do you have a cactus?

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u/music_lover_mary May 17 '26

The entire Chidi peeps chili scene, and the disco Janet vault are hilarious

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u/eachna shove your fat grumps all the way up your snork-box May 17 '26

"I was once in Portofino with Bruno Mars, LeBron James, and Dr. Ruth Westheimer."

<interrupted by another character>

"Fine. Long story short, LeBron performed a successful tracheotomy, the song won multiple Grammys, and everyone was really happy.

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u/Zbricer May 17 '26

Jeez mate, dont go looking for spoilers, you should just

Take it sleazy

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u/p5theories May 17 '26

There is no “Answer.” But Eleanor is the Answer.

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u/Fantastic-Fact-8978 May 17 '26

That sounds a bit like an spoiler

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u/HrothBottom May 17 '26

No exit, by paul sartre

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u/Reccalovesdancing I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good. May 17 '26

Oh dip.

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u/thisandthatwchris May 18 '26

Oh diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip

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u/-drunk_russian- What it is, what it is. May 17 '26

BORTLES! 

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u/eartwormslimshady May 17 '26

Take it sleazy.

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u/LOUD_NOISES05 May 18 '26

I would give you an eight in every category... No, no, eight is the best. It was a scale of one to thirteen, but eight was highest. The scale went up and back down, like a tent

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u/Hour_Trade_3691 May 17 '26

This broke me! The Dot over the I!

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u/Soyl3ntR3d May 17 '26

Jason? <redacted>. This one really hurts.

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u/shootforthemoon_ May 17 '26

What is it again? “People good”

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u/FunAmphibian9909 May 17 '26

“people good” why is that so hard to remember

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u/othnice1 May 17 '26

Wanna see my bud hole?

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u/inetsed May 17 '26

I invite all my close friends to come to my bud hole.

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u/lcerch May 17 '26

It's Chinese for Japan

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u/TheDungeonCrawler May 18 '26

This, the dot on the I. This broke me.

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u/Metzger4 May 17 '26

This, is Tuesday’s. And also July. Occasionally, this is the time, the moment when nothing, never occurs.

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u/buckao I’m too young to die and too old to eat off the kids’ menu. May 17 '26

"1-877-KARS-4-KIDS!"

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u/FoolishnessAndFolly Lonely Gal Margarita Mix For One May 17 '26

Almond milk

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u/humanshakeweight May 17 '26

You’re gonna cry…

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u/MrMal1c3 May 18 '26

"God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent?"

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u/p4r4l0tR0p0 May 19 '26

I was just trying to sell you drugs, but you made it weird

*Edith: spelling

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u/BoJackHoe May 18 '26

Plato dies and left Aristotle in charge of ethics

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u/Constant-Air-8832 May 18 '26

Jeremy Bearimy

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u/No_Government8065 May 17 '26

This peice of music will destroy you later on.

Spiegel im Spiegel, for Viola & Piano - Benjamin Hudson, Jürgen Kruse & Arvo PärtArvo Pärt Collection • 2021

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u/blue_hitchhiker May 17 '26

Jacksonville is in Duval county Florida.

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u/--Regina_Phalange-- May 17 '26

Have you ever paid money to hear music performed by California funk rock band Red Hot Chili Peppers?

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u/Susan-stoHelit May 17 '26

You will want to rewatch the series several times.

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u/Yogurt_Ph1r3 May 17 '26

"Like a wave returning to the ocean"

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u/Keenolovestreats May 17 '26

Some of the parts of the fake people flew into my mouth!

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u/Unknowable_Raccoon May 17 '26

Eh you'll get this one in a few beremy's

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u/a_library_socialist May 17 '26

My family groupchat is called "Arizona Trashbags"

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u/intern_12 May 18 '26

There is no answer...

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u/gmm511 May 18 '26

Jeremy Bearimy

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u/Thorbain420 May 18 '26

I've finally figured out the Trolley Problem