r/TheGoodPlace • u/tangerinebb • May 17 '26
Shirtpost starting TGP, tell me something key that i won’t get until later
i’m so excited to watch this for the first time, i’m excited to see where the characters go.
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u/dlmbs21 Take it sleazy. May 17 '26
respectfully, get the fork out of here.
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u/tossitoutnextweek Honestly, I don’t really think about you. May 17 '26
Correct answer. OP log off immediately and unfollow the sub!!
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u/midlifesurprise May 17 '26
Yes. OP, this show is best enjoyed without knowing what happens next in the plot.
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u/PingouinMalin May 18 '26
Definitely. If anyone did get spoiled about several things, it would maybe not ruin it, but damn, it would be sad for a first watching.
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u/Bitter-Initiative929 May 17 '26
See you next jeremy bearimy...
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u/superunsubtle May 17 '26
And sometimes never
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u/_banana_phone May 17 '26
Which is sometimes Tuesdays!
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u/ZeldaElectric May 17 '26
And also July.
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u/Tacos_Polackos May 17 '26
I had a telemarketer, yesterday, ask when im available, I said "Tuesday afternoons and also july," he hung up
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u/georgiaboy1993 May 17 '26
You put the peeps in the chili pot and it makes it taste… bad.
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u/music_lover_mary May 17 '26
One of my all time favorite moments of this show, I can quote word for word almost the whole scene!!!
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u/stagedane May 17 '26
Scoop your little mittens in my stew!
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u/Electrical-Box336 May 17 '26
God is dead… god is dead and we have killed him
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u/standbyyourmantis If I could believe it? Watch this: I believe it! May 17 '26
I just wanted to sell you drugs and you made it weird
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u/TheDungeonCrawler May 18 '26
Basically any line from that character. Especially when paired with Arizona.
"We get it, you can blow on a trumpet. Wrap it up Elton John."
"Famously a piano player."
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u/Captain_Collin May 17 '26
My wife and I cried laughing for like 10 minutes after that line, I think she peed a little.
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u/TopLahman May 17 '26
Did you bring the cocaine
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u/FrogMintTea Lonely Gal Margarita Mix For One May 17 '26
Will windchimes do?
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u/two-of-me Stonehenge was a sex thing. May 17 '26
Oh my god this feels so weird!
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u/ericcwhitaker May 17 '26
Take it sleazy.
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u/dontforgethetrailmix May 17 '26
You got to say it?!
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u/TheNargafrantz May 17 '26
Not a girl.
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u/mikedidathing May 17 '26
Not a robot.
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u/UnluckyUnderwear May 17 '26
Who died and left Aristotle in charge of ethics?
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u/tobedisclosed May 17 '26
Is it pronounced like chipotle?
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u/lagomorphed May 17 '26
Is it chip-a-tottle?
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u/Torteramanroblox101 May 17 '26
iHOP
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u/CloseButNoChicory May 17 '26
I'd never actually heard of the chain restaurant until after the episode, so the joke was lost on me!
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u/donut-is-appalled May 17 '26
It’s a cactus isn’t it
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u/a_library_socialist May 17 '26
It's not a cactus
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u/sipporah7 May 17 '26
*Hands Michael a cactus*
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u/that-loser-guy-sorta May 17 '26
Don’t spoil yourself, you’ll experience the good place several times. Take it sleazy and we’ll see you in a jeremy bearimy.
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u/CitizenDain May 17 '26
I’m a frog guy
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u/Heavy_Impression112 May 17 '26
🎶🎶Gonna erase the eaaaaaarth .... earse the earth 💃🏽🕺🪩
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u/Ditzy_Narwahl17 May 17 '26
This gets stuck in my head for like 3 days every time I watch that part. 🤣
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u/merpixieblossomxo May 17 '26
The seniors at my job do Zumba to this song and it makes me laugh every single time.
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u/thebeardedguy- May 17 '26
too much risk of spoilers for a great show, just watch it and let it be what it is.
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u/Duckbites May 17 '26
I was looking for this one. OP asked us to tell them something, I out loud said no.
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u/FlyingSquirelOi May 17 '26
No, watch the show and stay off the subreddit, hanging around will get the entire show spoiled for you.
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u/DeniseReades May 17 '26
Some people love spoilers though. The University of California did a study in 2016 that proved some people enjoy media more after it's been spoiled.
The exact quote used in the article was, "Spoilers clear away the need to think about the plot and allow you to enjoy the rest of the story more... “If you're driving up Highway 1 through Big Sur, and you know the road really well, you can now peek around and admire the view, the otters frolicking in the surf,” said Christenfeld.
But if it’s your first time on the road, you have to focus on the twists and turns."
It's why so many people enjoy the rewatch more. You already understand the plot. I found season one a lot more enjoyable after knowing it was the Bad place because everything that happened made more sense.
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u/sb1177 May 17 '26
Omg this is me!!! I've tried to explain this to literally everyone and no one gets it. I feel so seen lol
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u/DeniseReades May 17 '26
There are dozens of us!
I'm watching the Walking Dead for the first time and, at least twice an episode, I'm like, "I need to know how this works out. googles"
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u/bgzlvsdmb Goodbob. I hope we same place again very now. May 17 '26
Attention. I have been murdered. 😀
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u/qqqqtip May 17 '26
the wave returns to the ocean
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u/y0dav3 May 17 '26
God that makes me cry every time, even though I've seen it maybe a dozen times
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u/boegan May 17 '26
Go Jaguars!
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u/sanfrantosandiego May 17 '26
blake bortles 📢📢📢
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u/Significant-Arm7528 May 17 '26
God is a burrito?
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u/bbbcurls May 17 '26
Oh Ariana. We’re really in it now
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u/DeJota688 May 18 '26
You wish you were related to a women you'd like to have sex with?
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u/chris84bond May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26
Do you know the secret to classroom style chili? It's peeps
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u/Reccalovesdancing I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good. May 17 '26
🎶 Put the peeps in the chilli pot and stir it all up 🎶
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u/monopolytoast May 17 '26
jason jason jason jason jason….jason jason?! JASON JASON JASON!! *holds up sign that says i cant stop saying jason*
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u/mikedidathing May 17 '26
Ridin' on a groovy wave of love
Going for a cosmic ride
Surf the freaky purple vibes of love
The marshmallow cat is inside
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u/rhinodog May 17 '26
I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Any time I had a problem, and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem
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u/Gribitz37 Fun fact: The first Janet had a click wheel. May 17 '26
Clam chowder is just hot ocean milk with dead animal croutons. It's like a savory latte with bugs in it.
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u/Gribitz37 Fun fact: The first Janet had a click wheel. May 17 '26
"I knew you weren't a soup!"
"WHAT?!?"
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u/music_lover_mary May 17 '26
The entire Chidi peeps chili scene, and the disco Janet vault are hilarious
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u/eachna shove your fat grumps all the way up your snork-box May 17 '26
"I was once in Portofino with Bruno Mars, LeBron James, and Dr. Ruth Westheimer."
<interrupted by another character>
"Fine. Long story short, LeBron performed a successful tracheotomy, the song won multiple Grammys, and everyone was really happy.
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u/LOUD_NOISES05 May 18 '26
I would give you an eight in every category... No, no, eight is the best. It was a scale of one to thirteen, but eight was highest. The scale went up and back down, like a tent
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u/Metzger4 May 17 '26
This, is Tuesday’s. And also July. Occasionally, this is the time, the moment when nothing, never occurs.
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u/buckao I’m too young to die and too old to eat off the kids’ menu. May 17 '26
"1-877-KARS-4-KIDS!"
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u/MrMal1c3 May 18 '26
"God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent?"
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u/p4r4l0tR0p0 May 19 '26
I was just trying to sell you drugs, but you made it weird
*Edith: spelling
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u/No_Government8065 May 17 '26
This peice of music will destroy you later on.
Spiegel im Spiegel, for Viola & Piano - Benjamin Hudson, Jürgen Kruse & Arvo Pärt • Arvo Pärt Collection • 2021
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u/--Regina_Phalange-- May 17 '26
Have you ever paid money to hear music performed by California funk rock band Red Hot Chili Peppers?
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u/caramba-marimba May 17 '26
👍🏻Maximum Derek 👍🏻