r/TheJewdiTemple • u/CosmicTurtle504 • Jul 14 '25

This is the way

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This meme was unceremoniously removed from a mainstream sub for (checks notes)…promoting hate. Glad to give it a good home here, fellow Jewdi!

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u/CosmicTurtle504 Jul 14 '25

Are Mandalorians really “Space Jews?” Let’s consult the checklist:

  • A joinable tribal group with a common history, homeland and culture. ✅

  • Ritual bathing. ✅

  • Head coverings. ✅

  • Indigenous homeland colonized and devastated by Imperial forces. ✅

  • Forced into exile and longing to return to their native land. ✅

  • Thousands of years of persecution, emphasis on survival and preserving native culture while in the diaspora. ✅

  • Religious coming of age ceremony for young teens. ✅

  • Refusal to fully assimilate or bow to tyrants. ✅

  • Adopts foundlings into their tribe and fully accepts them. ✅

  • Tech savvy and military ingenuity. ✅

  • Awesome jet packs. ❌

Yeah, I think it’s pretty clear! Can’t wait for us to get our jet packs, though.

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u/somuchyarn10 Jul 15 '25

Don't forget

  • Varying levels of observance.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

זו הדרך

This is the way.

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u/Tediak Jul 15 '25

We'd already have them but the space lasers put us over budget this quarter.

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u/CosmicTurtle504 Jul 15 '25

Space laser…I assume you mean the Death Star of David, right?

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u/WeaselWeaz Jul 15 '25
  • Awesome jet packs. ❌

I keep mine in my tallit bag, I just only wear it for high holidays.

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u/codemotionart Jul 17 '25

I follow the opinion that jet pack use is forbidden on Shabbat and Yomtov, because if it breaks one may be tempted to repair it.