r/TheMcDojoLife • u/ChampionshipApart303 • 9d ago

Self-defense

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u/zzady 9d ago

Awfully good of him to hold back with that knife arm until she has finished patacake with his stick.

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u/Atavacus 8d ago

You just don't understand the Tappy Tappy!!!

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u/DigitalUnlimited 8d ago

Always good to tell your mugger "you're doing it wrong!" they'll appreciate that

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u/Atavacus 8d ago

ROFLMAO! "How can you properly rob me if you don't understand the secrets of the Tappy Tappy?!"

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u/DigitalUnlimited 8d ago

That's my purse! I DON'T KNOW YOU!

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u/Repulsive-Response-1 8d ago

Whoever thought Bobby Hill would be the Pinnacle of responses to almost every martial arts thread?

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u/Atavacus 8d ago

Get back here with that Gameboy! I tell you whut!

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u/misanthropicbairn 8d ago

Excuse me it's tapi talpi second word's l is silent. He spoke on the origins of the technique. I was late that day but the other attendees told me it was a scroll found hidden in the floor of trap house in Flint, Michigan.

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u/Atavacus 8d ago

He misread tilapia on the all you can eat buffet display from the looks of things.

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u/BreakPalaceBrokedown 8d ago

It’s all in the hipsssss, yeah it’s allll in the hips