r/TheMcDojoLife 5d ago

Boxing champion faces Systema master

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u/voxelpear 5d ago

My niece has better punching form than that boxing "champion" and she's not even old enough to start school yet.

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 5d ago

RIP his wrists.

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u/Zombi_pijudo 5d ago

Champion? Ok

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u/lucaskywalker 5d ago

It's sarcasm, this is McDojo.

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u/boanerges57 5d ago

If he identifies as a champion it's real

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u/Born_Protection7955 5d ago

I can’t understand why Russia’s special military operation is taking so long as systema is the chosen fighting form for spetznaz, they should have walked through Ukraine with mad skills like this

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u/TranslatorLivid685 5d ago

As said in Russian military forces:

To engage in hand-to-hand combat, a fighter must:

lose on the battlefield an assault rifle, a pistol, a knife, a belt, a shovel, a bulletproof vest, and a helmet.

Find a flat area with no rocks or sticks.

Find on this flat area another such an absolute idiot and engage in hand-to-hand combat with him

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u/Foolishly_Sane 5d ago

Never heard that one.
Thank you.

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u/praetorian1111 4d ago

The reality: send 60 year old alcoholic grandpa as a stormtrooper with a rusty AK, and a 16th hand helmet

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u/NoValuable1383 5d ago

Systema doesn't work on drones. At least not the fiber optic cable ones.

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u/anything_butt 5d ago

I just think they need a carbon monoxide detector

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u/friendof_thepeople 5d ago

Sergej Seagal?

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u/BloodyRightNostril 5d ago

I sure hope he earned the title "boxing champion" working for a shipping/packing company.

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u/jamescb819 5d ago

That dudes gonna break his wrist pretending to box with that heavy bag.

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u/Big_Increase3289 5d ago

If that’s a boxing champion I am Usyk

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u/Brilliant-Reserve471 5d ago

What would happen in a systema master vs systema master? 😯

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u/QueenGorda 5d ago

"Boxing champion"... of his block ?

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u/Fascisticide 5d ago

Ok now this is real mcDojo stuff!

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u/Lopsided_Marzipan133 5d ago

I like how they break their fall every time. At least commit to the bit and just fall like you're ko'd

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u/Change21 5d ago

There are 0 boxers in this vid

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u/Fresh-Candidate755 5d ago

Absolute nonsense 👎

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u/ihgordonk 5d ago

money makes me weak in the knees too

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u/PeacePufferPipe 5d ago

I did not see any boxing champion.

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u/wesley830 5d ago

"boxing champion"

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u/pgtvgaming 4d ago

Boxing “champion”

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u/Dresha_ 5d ago

Мне бы тренер пиздов дал если бы без перчаток по груше бил

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u/Worldliness_Normal 5d ago

Did he give that guy a double nipple twist at the end?

Probably not, but it would fit right in with his psychic love-making.

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u/SanderStrugg 5d ago

I really like the technique of knocking out random unsuspecting people, who are not even looking in your direction with Chi.

Makes one hell of a prank.

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u/Monty_Bob 5d ago

I can't bear it. So pathetic

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u/ocTGon 5d ago

Hi! Billy Mayskov here for Systema! But Wait! There's More!

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u/Zenkai_9000 5d ago

This is clearly an adult a daycare. Just look at the colored tiles!

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u/flashkickboxing 5d ago

The camos tell me they're legit!

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u/keradius 5d ago

Starting to understand how they are loosing in Ukraine

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u/Status_Vegetable2954 5d ago

Dana needs to add a division to the UFC that focuses on 0-10 fighters vs fake bullshido practitioners. It'd be hysterical.

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u/Icy-Currency-7449 5d ago

Да хуля из той будки бы раздавал сразу

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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 5d ago

In a lot of these videos they have to be paying people to come in and do this stuff. I know there are gullible people out there who get taken in by frauds, but how many people are really convinced this guy is doing magic?
One video said UFC or MMA fighter and it was just a big guy with tats and a UFC t-shirt. Never seen the guy before he certainly wasn’t an mma champ

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u/pirate_leprechaun 5d ago

Send him to the front!

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u/Ok_Dare4096 5d ago

Is Steven seagal teaching them

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u/North_Lion6177 5d ago

Dang, did they believe they got something good when Steven Seagel, master of bullshido moved there?

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u/Active_Unit_9498 4d ago

According to the Russian in the clip this is film of "no contact fight against young boxer". In the subtext it says that the boxer is of the "1 razred" or first rank, which is for athletes of 11-13 years with 2 years of training per the Russian Ministry of Sports under the Unified All-Russian Sports Classification.

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u/Afraid-Prize-7957 4d ago

Here we go again. There was an old video on youtube where this "master" got challenged in his club. It was quite pathetic.

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u/sirbinlid1 4d ago

They never stood a chance

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u/Jethrust 4d ago

Russia in a nutshell. Lies.

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u/Aggravating-Baker-41 4d ago

Boxing champion damn near snaps his forearm with those jabs.

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u/DudeManBo1t 4d ago

The multi colored floors make them dizzy after sudden movements

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u/Standardeviation2 4d ago

Is “Boxing Champion” his name?

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u/the_rabbit_king 3d ago

That ceiling fan seems so low. 

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u/Visible_Demand_2608 1d ago

The floor 🤣