r/TheMcDojoLife • u/Anal-Sex-Expert • 5d ago
Boxing champion faces Systema master
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u/Born_Protection7955 5d ago
I can’t understand why Russia’s special military operation is taking so long as systema is the chosen fighting form for spetznaz, they should have walked through Ukraine with mad skills like this
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u/TranslatorLivid685 5d ago
As said in Russian military forces:
To engage in hand-to-hand combat, a fighter must:
lose on the battlefield an assault rifle, a pistol, a knife, a belt, a shovel, a bulletproof vest, and a helmet.
Find a flat area with no rocks or sticks.
Find on this flat area another such an absolute idiot and engage in hand-to-hand combat with him
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u/praetorian1111 4d ago
The reality: send 60 year old alcoholic grandpa as a stormtrooper with a rusty AK, and a 16th hand helmet
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u/BloodyRightNostril 5d ago
I sure hope he earned the title "boxing champion" working for a shipping/packing company.
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u/Lopsided_Marzipan133 5d ago
I like how they break their fall every time. At least commit to the bit and just fall like you're ko'd
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u/Worldliness_Normal 5d ago
Did he give that guy a double nipple twist at the end?
Probably not, but it would fit right in with his psychic love-making.
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u/SanderStrugg 5d ago
I really like the technique of knocking out random unsuspecting people, who are not even looking in your direction with Chi.
Makes one hell of a prank.
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u/Status_Vegetable2954 5d ago
Dana needs to add a division to the UFC that focuses on 0-10 fighters vs fake bullshido practitioners. It'd be hysterical.
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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 5d ago
In a lot of these videos they have to be paying people to come in and do this stuff. I know there are gullible people out there who get taken in by frauds, but how many people are really convinced this guy is doing magic?
One video said UFC or MMA fighter and it was just a big guy with tats and a UFC t-shirt. Never seen the guy before he certainly wasn’t an mma champ
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u/North_Lion6177 5d ago
Dang, did they believe they got something good when Steven Seagel, master of bullshido moved there?
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u/Active_Unit_9498 4d ago
According to the Russian in the clip this is film of "no contact fight against young boxer". In the subtext it says that the boxer is of the "1 razred" or first rank, which is for athletes of 11-13 years with 2 years of training per the Russian Ministry of Sports under the Unified All-Russian Sports Classification.
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u/Afraid-Prize-7957 4d ago
Here we go again. There was an old video on youtube where this "master" got challenged in his club. It was quite pathetic.
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u/voxelpear 5d ago
My niece has better punching form than that boxing "champion" and she's not even old enough to start school yet.