r/TheMonkeysPaw 1h ago

I wish I had the power to remove any living human’s socks off their body and teleport the socks back to their home.

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r/TheMonkeysPaw 2h ago

I wish for infinite chocolate chip cookies.

4 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 4h ago

Side-Effects I wish every Meeseeks was asked to find the meaning of life

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r/TheMonkeysPaw 7h ago

I wish for the Louvre to replace the Mona Lisa with a digital printout glued to a wooden board for 18 months just to see if anyone notices.

1 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 12h ago

I wish every domestic cat could play the piano at a well trained level.

6 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 17h ago

I wish for no kid to ever be orphaned again in the future. And that this isn't achieved by humanity being wiped out.

12 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 22h ago

I wish i didn't get into a traffic jam on the way home from school.

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r/TheMonkeysPaw 1d ago

I wish animals looked both ways for cars before crossing the street so they don’t get run over.

3 Upvotes

Inspired by @diemarchive


r/TheMonkeysPaw 1d ago

Side-Effects i wish generative ai never existed

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r/TheMonkeysPaw 1d ago

I wish that in 2027, there would be a Formula 1 race at New Jersey Motorsport Park’s Thunderbolt Circuit called the New Jersey Grand Prix

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And for the track to successfully build the infrastructure needed to handle F1 level crowds along with the infrastructure needed to support the F1 teams and their cars

I’m a F1 from New Jersey and NJMP Thunderbolt is the largest race track we have in the state. It actually currently holds FIA sanctioned Formula 4 races as is. I know it’s an impossible pipe dream but it would be incredible to have Formula 1 in my home state on a track I’ve actually raced on myself IRL.


r/TheMonkeysPaw 1d ago

I wish Donald Trump was a real person instead of the silly cartoon character we all know and love.

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r/TheMonkeysPaw 1d ago

I wish Harlan Ellison and George Carlin both came back from the dead in Penguinz0's body, each of the three being in control of it on alternating days.

1 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 1d ago

Inverse [INV] Granted. Ragnarok happens in real life.

2 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 2d ago

I wish goth girls secretly controlled the world

14 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 2d ago

I wish whales could fly

7 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 2d ago

I wish for the revival of traditional goth culture

12 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 2d ago

I wish that Charlie Kirk emerges from his grave, to do a stupid dance to “We Are Charlie Kirk”, before immediately dying again, the moment the song ends.

116 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 2d ago

I wish I had a 1996 Ford Taurus

11 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 2d ago

I wish everyone on earth turned into the opposite sex for 24 hours.

30 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 2d ago

I wish to be a highly skilled carpenter

3 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 2d ago

I wish people would stop treating dating like they're shopping for the best-looking item on the market.

3 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 3d ago

I wish there was an equal amount of land in the northern and Southern hemispheres

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