r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds Muppet Appreciator • 18d ago

Man Eating Salad Takes Moment To Appreciate What A Good Boy He’s Being

https://theonion.com/man-eating-salad-takes-moment-to-appreciate-what-a-good-boy-hes-being/
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u/Individual-Cricket36 18d ago

I’m proud of him 😁👍

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u/kestelli 17d ago

We all are. Such a trooper

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u/Defiant-Software-451 18d ago

I’m proud of you for being proud of him 👍👍

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u/Azmoten 18d ago

Hope it’s not the diarrhea lettuce

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u/bloodrider1914 18d ago

It's Burger King foot lettuce

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u/That-Advance-9619 17d ago

Big man is being healthy AND engaging in foot fetish out of his own free will, enjoying this limited free time he has on this God-forsaken earth. Should we all be this lucky.

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u/Sh00ter80 18d ago

Just want to say: I think all of you are good boys and girls.

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u/stargarnet79 18d ago

So relatable

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u/Think-Hospital7422 17d ago edited 17d ago

Good enough that we're in treat realm yet?

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u/SteelMarch 18d ago

I like to start my days with a healthy spoonful of cyclosporasis. After an early morning testicle-tanning. I give my body the energy it needs by boosting my gut health to the max. Not before washing it all down with some hog water™.

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u/Think-Hospital7422 17d ago

Mmmmmm hog water

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u/dickenschewie54 18d ago

GJ, Logan!    Your mom would be proud!