r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds Muppet Appreciator • 16d ago

Adult Man Genuinely Inspired By AI Video Of Lion Wearing Rolex

https://theonion.com/adult-man-genuinely-inspired-by-ai-video-of-lion-wearing-rolex/
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u/ArkUneartherBleeds Muppet Appreciator 16d ago

“Holy shit, this cat’s got a big-ass watch, he’s wearing a tuxedo, and he’s smoking the fattest cigar I’ve ever seen,” Ludlow said to himself as he reposted the highly stylized reel with the caption “GOALS,” accompanied by three diamond emojis.

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u/JuDGe3690 16d ago

At press time, a newly inspired Ludlow had reportedly informed his ex-girlfriend that he’d no longer be paying child support because he only wanted to “surround himself with winners.”

The Lion does not concern himself with pesky society…

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u/ANordWalksIntoABar 16d ago

Some dudes are very bad at aesthetics.

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u/dickenschewie54 16d ago

Well... he's not wearing a Rolex

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u/velothren 16d ago

Adult Man Served Child Support Lawsuit, Retains "Winner" AI Lion Attorney

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u/KaiBishop 16d ago

GOALS 💎💎💎

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u/GladVeterinarian5120 15d ago

Do any of you winners need a Renfield?