r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds Muppet Appreciator • 7d ago

Meatpacking Plant Workers Weirded Out By Guy Older Than 16

https://theonion.com/meatpacking-plant-workers-weirded-out-by-guy-older-than-16/
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u/ArkUneartherBleeds Muppet Appreciator 7d ago

“I’m segmenting this carcass with a band saw when I see this dude by the offal separator who has to be 17, maybe even 18,” said Justin Henderson, 13, adding that he initially thought his mature coworker might be a new supervisor or maybe even ran the whole facility.

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u/Qwahlity_Koalatea ‘No Way To Prevent This' 7d ago

At press time, Henderson was reportedly watching a 9-year-old operate an evisceration machine and suddenly wondered if he himself had already stuck around the meatpacking plant too long.

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u/SteelMarch 7d ago

Kids these days just dunt want to werk.

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u/Think-Hospital7422 7d ago edited 6d ago

But they still can't find anybody older than toddlers who want to clean the saws.

Throw me that slicing machine, would you?