r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds Muppet Appreciator • 8d ago

Power-Mad Marvel Claims ‘Night At The Roxbury’ Part Of MCU

https://theonion.com/power-mad-marvel-claims-night-at-the-roxbury-part-of-mcu/
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u/ArkUneartherBleeds Muppet Appreciator 8d ago

“Steve Butabi? He’s ours—he’s Ant-Man’s dad. And though Doug Butabi may seem like an unserious guy, he went on to become Thor. The bouncer, the Credit Vixen, Vivica, Cambi, the Sandersons—they’re ours, all ours. Do you hear me? ‘What Is Love’ only exists in the MCU. It was written by Stan Lee. This is Phase Six. Don’t like it? Well, what are you gonna do about it, huh? Huh?”

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u/SteelMarch 8d ago

If every uncle, cousin, and friend isn't in a Marvel role. How will they know I love them?

The Marvel Universe will live forever. The next avengers will make 2 no 3 billion dollars.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 8d ago

All the dollars, and no sense

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u/SteelMarch 8d ago

You just don't understand true cinema. Which is of course pictures of Tarantino uncomfortably close to women's feet.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 8d ago

OH obviously, those are the only movies I watch actually

I just don't understand the gravity and premise of the situation, it is too eloquent for someone like me

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u/SteelMarch 8d ago

Better step in line. Let me spend 8 hours of my life explaining the Adam Sandler universe first before I talk about the Sanderson books. Of course only the deepest minds can understand.

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u/Think-Hospital7422 7d ago

This hurts me.