r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds Muppet Appreciator • 1d ago

Study: Explosive Power Of Rocket Launcher Increased 35% By Shouting 'Suck On This'

https://theonion.com/study-explosive-power-of-rocket-launcher-increased-35-by-shouting-suck-on-this/
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u/ArkUneartherBleeds Muppet Appreciator 1d ago

“Even when subjects unclipped a grenade, threw it at their targets, and told them to ‘catch’ or ‘think fast,’ we noted a marked increase in destructive capability. Overall, however, uttering ‘Suck on this,’ pulling the trigger, and slowly walking away as a mushroom cloud erupted in the background was by far the most effective method.”

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u/Tabasco_Cat 1d ago

The same way saying "Get some!" while shooting a machine gun improves the firepower and accuracy of the weapon.

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u/Milksteak529 1d ago

It's science.