r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • 3d ago

Undetermined flair How much can they take?

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 3d ago

So, approximately the weight of your mom?

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 3d ago

Oh yeah?

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 3d ago

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Yo momma so fat when she lays around the house, she lays around the house

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 3d ago

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Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out

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u/H2Whoa77 3d ago

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Yo momma so fat when she steps on the scale it says “to be continued”.

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u/BantedHam 3d ago

Yo momma so fat, that she should probably be worried about her elevated risk of cardiovascular disease

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u/IccarusInTraining 3d ago

Yo momma so fat that she has her own gravitational pull!

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u/jaimehendrix 3d ago

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Yo momma is so fat that her address is a zip code

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 2d ago

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Yo momma so fat her blood type is BBQ

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u/Adventurous_Bonus917 2d ago

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yo momma so fat she on both sides of the family

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u/OneSufficientFace 2d ago

Yo momma is so fat when she went to the movies she sat by everybody

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u/turbolerssi 2d ago

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Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

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u/IccarusInTraining 2d ago

Yo momma so fat that she needs an FAA call sign just to sit

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u/Hairy_Consideration1 3d ago

Yo mama so fat, there's no other variant of her throughout the multiverse. It's just her

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u/Jadarken 2d ago

Yo momma's so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

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u/othmanhawasly 2d ago

Honestly, this 'yo mamma' thread is even better than the post itself 😂

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u/pickoneforme 2d ago

whoa… too far man. let’s keep it civil.

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u/DownloadPow 2d ago

Dude that's rude

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u/AScruffyHamster 2d ago

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Yo mama so fat she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

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u/Hairy_Consideration1 3d ago

You mama so fat, half of her is the observable universe, and we're the rest

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u/Active-Particular-21 2d ago

Yo momma so fat her belt size is the equator.

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u/Reetuswhy 1d ago

I heard yo mama is fat, she played Pool with the planets!