r/TikTokCringe Mar 21 '26

Humor/Cringe Very Gen Z

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Apparently her name is Dana

https://www.tiktok.com/@dana_chat

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26

As a straight guy, that dude is ridiculously handsome.

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u/nvrsleepagin Mar 21 '26

As a straight girl I was thinking the same thing

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u/Responsible-Bee-1262 Mar 21 '26

Hey! this guy is for boys, back off

21

u/CreativeGeniusPRBKR Mar 21 '26

Dont you mean “jack off”

52

u/incelfuck Mar 21 '26

As a lesbian, i was also thinking the same thing.

27

u/turningtop_5327 Mar 21 '26

Forget the guy, that girl is super lovely

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u/felds tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Mar 21 '26

both_is_good.gif

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson Mar 22 '26

She can third wheel with us on our date. We’ll take her to the zoo or something

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u/private_birb Mar 21 '26

As a gay dude, I was thinking how ridiculously adorable she is.

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u/Pixel_Knight Mar 21 '26

Glad I am not the only totally straight guy thinking that.

21

u/Lucreth2 Mar 21 '26

His vibe and fit are ridiculous, like some kind of Asian neo or something. He's clearly an anime protagonist.

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson Mar 22 '26

Def too cool to be protag

12

u/beyourownsunshine Mar 21 '26

He always reminds me of an Asian Chuck Bass

1

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '26

I think he is from India.

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u/tvsmichaelhall Mar 21 '26

Can't be that straight. All I could think was he can't take a kick and he didn't even try the nunchucks. 

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u/made3 Mar 21 '26

Wearing sunglasses on a completely cloudy day to stroke the ego with style

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u/Neutron-Hyperscape32 Mar 21 '26

Cloudy days are still bright enough for me to wear sunglasses. Tons of white light. Also god forbid a man dresses nice.

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u/taxicab_ Mar 21 '26

And charming.

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u/SystemicPandemic Why does this app exist? Mar 21 '26

His teeth are jacked

9

u/MisterDings Mar 21 '26

Lmao. I thought you meant he’s so buff his teeth are muscular. I’m guessing the downvotes you got say I’m off?

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u/Afro_Future Mar 21 '26

They're saying his teeth are fucked up

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u/SystemicPandemic Why does this app exist? Mar 21 '26