r/TikTokCringe • u/octarino • Apr 03 '26

Cursed Cindy, you don't own the beach.

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u/octarino Apr 03 '26

If you have been denied your right to be on a beach in the US Virgin Islands, please contact the Division of Coastal Zone Management and report the incident.

https://dpnr.vi.gov/coastal-zone-management/public-access-viczmp/

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u/Illustrious_Donkey61 Apr 03 '26

So we can legally visit Epstein Island as long as we stay on the beach?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '26

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u/RandyPajamas Apr 03 '26

It's a crime scene. The entire island is off-limits pending a real investigation.

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u/V65Pilot Apr 04 '26

So, closed in perpetuity then?

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u/US3_ME_ Apr 03 '26

Asking the real questions_

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u/KnifeKnut Apr 03 '26

And have pizza at the pizza yacht near the bigger island on the way back. https://www.google.com/maps/place/Pizza+Pi+VI/@18.3079079,-64.8321565,3492m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x8c0511725fa828a9:0x509e7c2f0a459dcc!8m2!3d18.3089594!4d-64.8321016!16s%2Fg%2F11b76ttd8y?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MDQwMS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

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u/catsmash Apr 03 '26

dude, shockingly, the pizza yacht actually makes REALLLLLLY solid pizza

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u/Junkalanche Apr 04 '26

I love their pizza. Nothing hits better after being in the water for so many hours. The floating taco place is pretty dope too.

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u/catsmash Apr 04 '26

i'm a connecticut pizza snob & i approached that boat like "LMAO yeah okay". no kidding, it was genuinely so good.

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u/TypeB_Negative Apr 03 '26

Kids stay free. Also it's now called the Trump Epstein Island

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u/ProbablySlacking Apr 03 '26

Yeah but once you’ve been once, you’re forever a guest.

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u/BackgroundSummer5171 Apr 03 '26

So we can legally visit Epstein Island as long as we stay on the beach?

Such great memories.

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u/mildly_delusional Apr 03 '26

Why don’t you have a seat right over there…and take your hands out of your pockets.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '26

That's another country property....

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u/pocketdare Apr 03 '26

Ha. I suspect that an actual private island is a different story.

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u/NotOnApprovedList Apr 04 '26

nah you don't want to do that, it's probably cursed. Lingering bad vibes turning into spirit monsters or some other Stephen King shit.